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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Oh but you know he'll have drank it on his own. Cobes doesn't check chat, he could go hours without realising the stream is down.
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There's something so undeniably hilarious about his trolls using reverse psychology on him. A troll sends him a donation message going "please don't huff cologne cobes" and he immediately jumps into his defiance disorder and says "Don't tell me what to do!" and then immediately huffs some cologne.
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Where is the backing track he’s playing over from? He certainly didn’t create that did he?
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The main issues I see would be:
1. Not washing dishes
2. Forcing him to take a shower
3. Cum on floor
1 and 2 aren't huge issues but 3 is a total deal-breaker. Other than that I could see being roommates/drinking buddies/co-dependent alcoholics would be pretty fun, if only for a while.
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>see chains and leather on his arm rest
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Akari Is My Wife
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He's ending his dry spell troll>said he’s going out tonight
>see chains and leather on his arm rest
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UwUthanize Me
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That gothic leather daddy sure smells good>said he’s going out tonight
>see chains and leather on his arm rest
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Buddy's looking decent, all things considered and tmdwu. Did something happen recently to make him straighten up a little? I've been checked out and am still catching up on all my favorite little fellers.
>6 year dry spell, not that bad
Geeze Josh, stop ordering $67 pizzas on UberEATS and buy a whore already. Ain't no pride in buying a hooker but it's honestly less shameful than moving into the second half of a decade without puss. I want to see Cobes fall in love with a prostitute.
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I have an overall lack of experience when it comes to prostitutes, but don't they demand you be clean first? I don't think any amount of tactical soap would make even a lot lizard let Cobes inside her.That gothic leather daddy sure smells good
Buddy's looking decent, all things considered and tmdwu. Did something happen recently to make him straighten up a little? I've been checked out and am still catching up on all my favorite little fellers.
>6 year dry spell, not that bad
Geeze Josh, stop ordering $67 pizzas on UberEATS and buy a whore already. Ain't no pride in buying a hooker but it's honestly less shameful than moving into the second half of a decade without puss. I want to see Cobes fall in love with a prostitute.
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Better not've spray painted those sticks indoors BOY
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Pretty much, if you show up and you look or smell like shit they'll usually just do the bare minimum and upsell the shit out of you if you want more than a hand-job. Basically pricing you out of being there.
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He totally did. Ffs he never learns
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Another eviction is really likely at this point, he's smoking inside again, painting inside again and being a pain in the arse to his neighbours and it's about the time of the year his renewal would be due unless Clint pulls another fast one he's not going to get a "Term of lease" he'll just be evicted.
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He might blow himself and his apartment up.
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I’m surprised he haven’t yet. Butane (or whatever gasses are in the cans) don’t disappear automatically. One light of his pipe and boom…..unless he case his circle of protection
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How to Mitigate Dust Explosions and Fires in Woodworking Facilities - Nortech Systems
Fire and explosion hazards cannot be eliminated in woodworking facilities. But they can be mitigated by taking preventative action...
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There's a thing called a dust explosion, happens when there's enough wood particles suspended in the air, in a confined space. He doing that much, from what I can see, but those events are possible. He uses a shop vac, lathe, spray paint, and other shit, so I may be wrong.
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He doesn’t really clean the place. His old apartment, there were dust and shit all over the place.How to Mitigate Dust Explosions and Fires in Woodworking Facilities - Nortech Systems
Fire and explosion hazards cannot be eliminated in woodworking facilities. But they can be mitigated by taking preventative action...
There's a thing called a dust explosion, happens when there's enough wood particles suspended in the air, in a c9nfined space. He isn't working like he's not doing so much that I can see those being possible, but I mean he uses a shop vac, lathe, spray paint, and other shit, so I may be wrong.
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They do. They'll turn you down if you look like him. Atleast the ones you make arrangements with on the websites. 10 dollar crack whore is a whole nother story.