Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

UwUthanize Me said:
Geeze Josh, stop ordering $67 pizzas on UberEATS and buy a whore already. Ain't no pride in buying a hooker but it's honestly less shameful than moving into the second half of a decade without puss. I want to see Cobes fall in love with a prostitute.
Click to expand...

do these apps drop off whores yet?

if he can't order it (at a 200% mark-up) right to the door it's not coming to josh. and that's ignoring the fact that he's terrified of adult women.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: eaglesfan665, Lesbian Sleepover, Orkeosaurus and 4 others
Josh still thinks he's above it. To him, getting a prostitute is a sign of failure. His ego and pride are very important. Plus like the post above, he's utterly terrified anymore.

He's against getting another sex doll or even a sex toy. He has reversed positions and is strongly against that. Fan/troll vap0r got him the first sex doll and Felicia then washed his hands of Josh after he destroyed them.

Then again, he still has a sex doll in his bookmarks when he flashed his screen a few months back.

I don't know if he spends money on Chaturbate. In my memory, he never admitted to paying for coins and he jacks off in 5 minutes tops. He is just porno-brained.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Lesbian Sleepover, Bixby Snyder, Grab These Ghoulies and 4 others
charlesdickens said:
He's against getting another sex doll or even a sex toy. He has reversed positions and is strongly against that. Fan/troll vap0r got him the first sex doll and Felicia then washed his hands of Josh after he destroyed them.
Click to expand...
Josh absolutely still goes through phases of wanting a sex doll, the only problem is that no one sends him one, and he does not have the mental capacity to save money. Yes his is embarrassed to admit wanting one but he brings it up too often to this day.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Bixby Snyder, An automatic clown, bonified retard and 1 other person
There is zero chance an escort would fuck him, and he doesn’t want to fuck methheads. Josh had many opportunities over the years to get laid, but he truly thinks he’s gonna get his goth princess with big titties. Gothie would have fuck him on stream for content. He actually managed to find a date by waiting patiently and he pussied out.

Any sex worker worth fucking will almost certainly refuse to service him. He is drunk almost 24/7, give off strong sicko vibe, and smells.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Lesbian Sleepover, ._., Bixby Snyder and 5 others
I never, ever thought I’d say anything close to “protect sex workers” but by God, no woman, regardless of circumstance, should have to make genital to genital contact with that man… for any amount of money.

At least the Saudi princes raw dogging Ukrainian sluts are showered and take care of their teeth…
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: ._., G.Rapefruit, Bixby Snyder and 3 others
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I honestly think that Clint has more power over Josh than we are aware of and not just in a way that Josh is a perpetual child and will submit to him even if it's a struggle I think there is some real power there Josh wont talk about because he's deeply ashamed of and Clints not fully excersising it as he doesn't want to subject him to what that would entail but I think he is starting to flex it to get Josh to do Therapy.
Click to expand...
If he had more power, when he was arrested around christmas would have been the time to use it.

Dudes teeth are rotting out of his skull and he reeks of alcohol and cigarettes at all times.
 
  • Like
Reactions: G.Rapefruit
Speaking of whores, I've mulled around the idea of just paying for a whore and sending it over on his birthday/Christmas, but he's always adamantly said that he views fucking a prostitute as rape. He thinks all whores in the game are there against their will like it's 1984 and these whores aren't well handled through escort services. Honestly I'm just sick of seeing how fucking depressed he is about not getting laid, just that alone has probably done more damage than the huffing problem.
 
  • Dumb
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Autistic
Reactions: Lesbian Sleepover, fake farts, ._. and 7 others
BoglimArchives said:
Speaking of whores, I've mulled around the idea of just paying for a whore and sending it over on his birthday/Christmas, but he's always adamantly said that he views fucking a prostitute as rape. He thinks all whores in the game are there against their will like it's 1984 and these whores aren't well handled through escort services. Honestly I'm just sick of seeing how fucking depressed he is about not getting laid, just that alone has probably done more damage than the huffing problem.
Click to expand...
Send him a step by step guide on how to huff solvents... if you want to see his mood improve. Twu.
 
  • Like
  • Autistic
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: Orkeosaurus, An automatic clown, fake farts and 6 others
BoglimArchives said:
Speaking of whores, I've mulled around the idea of just paying for a whore and sending it over on his birthday/Christmas, but he's always adamantly said that he views fucking a prostitute as rape. He thinks all whores in the game are there against their will like it's 1984 and these whores aren't well handled through escort services. Honestly I'm just sick of seeing how fucking depressed he is about not getting laid, just that alone has probably done more damage than the huffing problem.
Click to expand...

Nah it might him cheer him up for a short time but wouldn't change much. His problems are one substance abuse and two he doesn't do anything. Sending him a hooker ain't gonna stop him from drinking himself to an early grave
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: An automatic clown, fake farts, ._. and 1 other person
gang weeder said:
Nah it might him cheer him up for a short time but wouldn't change much. His problems are one substance abuse and two he doesn't do anything. Sending him a hooker ain't gonna stop him from drinking himself to an early grave
Click to expand...
I have no delusions regarding Josh's survival rate. Anyone who does needs to watch longer, because it's delusional.

I'd like to see him get one win, just the one. Have a little pep in his step, it's good for a cow to get a win once in a while. Nobody can tolerate taking loss after loss, something inside them breaks and it ruins the fun of the cow. That and I can't pretend I don't care a little. Hurts my heart to see this little bastard cry about being lonely. He's not fuckin' Cyrax, he's just a retarded silly man on the internet.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Disagree
Reactions: ._., Lorgar, G.Rapefruit and 8 others
BoglimArchives said:
Speaking of whores, I've mulled around the idea of just paying for a whore and sending it over on his birthday/Christmas, but he's always adamantly said that he views fucking a prostitute as rape. He thinks all whores in the game are there against their will like it's 1984 and these whores aren't well handled through escort services. Honestly I'm just sick of seeing how fucking depressed he is about not getting laid, just that alone has probably done more damage than the huffing problem.
Click to expand...
This would be a waste of time and money. Josh talks a big game about women but he is intensely shy and would clam up and probably just shut his door on a whore.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: An automatic clown, ._., UncleBlazer and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back