Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
So what are the chances someone could really hire him to work from home legit? Not $100K + maternity leave + assistant/ + hand job plan work from home but you know.. Like "hey we need someone test these products". That's what he needs to do. Do a part time remote gig for scraps, keep his tugboat etc. That would be a great post Barb survival plan.
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Those actually exist?
 
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Does he play with these things, or just collect them? I wonder if hoarding is a learned behavior, or it's embedded in someone's DNA?
 
Dunsparce said:
https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031.pdf

This is the SSDI Payment Schedule. Because Chris received his tugboat after May 1997, and was born on the 24th of the month, he gets his money on the 4th wednesday of every month.

He was last paid on the 25th of May and will receive his next check on the 22nd of June.
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Alec Benson Leary said:
^ huh, I could have sworn he received his tugboat on the 3rd of the month, or the Friday before if that was not a business day. Maybe I'm misremembering.

Or maybe Chris himself is that ignorant, because I think I heard the 3rd of the month from him directly.
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There's a screenshot of his account from several years ago which shows that he was paid on the third day. SSDI's payment schedule for that year shows that he was receiving benefits as if he had been in the program prior to 1997.

Bob used his work record to get benefits for Chris, so that might affect if it's the fourth Wednesday or the third day, since he was probably in the system before 1997.
 
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GodWarrior said:
Does he play with these things, or just collect them? I wonder if hoarding is a learned behavior, or it's embedded in someone's DNA?
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I will just say this, most adult Transformers collect them and display them (or sometimes customize them)

As for Chris? Judging by the videos he's put up with him straight up roleplay fantasizing with his Lego toys, I'd have to guess he plays with them as well. Whether they are part of his Lego CWCville "epic fantasy" that goes on his room during playtime, however, I couldn't say.
 
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I will just say this, most adult Transformers collect them and display them (or sometimes customize them)

As for Chris? Judging by the videos he's put up with him straight up roleplay fantasizing with his Lego toys, I'd have to guess he plays with them as well. Whether they are part of his Lego CWCville "epic fantasy" that goes on his room during playtime, however, I couldn't say.
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Imagine how much a mint Gen 1 Megatron costs these days.

And now know that Chris used to make intimidating videos about shooting trolls with it, and that it was most likely consumed in the flames.
 
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Anchuent Christory said:
Yeah, as daft as Chris is with money, his interests are really narrow.
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Totally. The Transformers purchases seem really out of place when you think about Chris becoming more feminine. Then again, Chris is lazy, nostalgic, and impulsive so going back to his old friends the Transformers is not at all surprising. It's just abrupt, I mean Chris just changed his name to be more feminine. I'd think that Chris was headed further away from male stuff, but he's just a kid playing with all of the toys he wants. To me, a lot of Chris' fascination with femininity probably began as a little child who saw toy commercials for boys and girls toys, and just wanted all of them. The world of girls was off limits to Chris then, it was also off limits when he attempted the Love Quest. Chris' cross dressing was a gradual process but it led him to the female identity, and suddenly the world of girls belonged to him. It's more about that than anything.
 
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Dain Bramage said:
Imagine how much a mint Gen 1 Megatron costs these days.

And now know that Chris used to make intimidating videos about shooting trolls with it, and that it was most likely consumed in the flames.
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I promise no more Transformers sperging after this, but I feel the need to add this tidbit, that it's highly possible that was NOT a G1 Megatron. In early 2000's Japan (as well as America) was re-issuing the old G1 Transformers, calling them Commemorative Editions.

Now, as you might guess, due to the prevailing mentality at the time which still exists to this day about a no tolerance policy towards toy guns that look realistic, the G1 Megatron was not reissued in the US, because of his semi-realistic appearance to an actual handgun. But he WAS reissued in Japan, and Chris could have very well have gotten him from an import seller. In fact, I consider this highly likely since pre-fire, all of the Transformers were from modern franchises, there were no visible old G1 toys.

So, Chris probably paid around $80-$100 for him, if my guess is right


milkshark said:
Totally. The Transformers purchases seem really out of place when you think about Chris becoming more feminine. Then again, Chris is lazy, nostalgic, and impulsive so going back to his old friends the Transformers is not at all surprising. It's just abrupt, I mean Chris just changed his name to be more feminine. I'd think that Chris was headed further away from male stuff, but he's just a kid playing with all of the toys he wants. To me, a lot of Chris' fascination with femininity probably began as a little child who saw toy commercials for boys and girls toys, and just wanted all of them. The world of girls was off limits to Chris then, it was also off limits when he attempted the Love Quest. Chris' cross dressing was a gradual process but it led him to the female identity, and suddenly the world of girls belonged to him. It's more about that than anything.
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Nah, Chris' interests haven't changed at all. He just believes he's a woman now. But that doesn't change his outlook. It's not like Amy Rose is his favorite Sonic character now. Sonic is still number one as Chris' hero...or perhaps a close #2 after his own electric hedgehog abomination
 
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Tonberry said:
Man, I miss the days when Chris used his videos to try and intimidate "bullies", instead of just mumbling incoherently about them while playing with legos.
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The claw of fail and dramatic glasses removal was infinitely more entertaining and less juvenile than just sitting at a small table in brightly lit room full of plastic.
 
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Galvatron said:
I will just say this, most adult Transformers collect them and display them (or sometimes customize them)

As for Chris? Judging by the videos he's put up with him straight up roleplay fantasizing with his Lego toys, I'd have to guess he plays with them as well. Whether they are part of his Lego CWCville "epic fantasy" that goes on his room during playtime, however, I couldn't say.
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Jesus.
 
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milkshark said:
Totally. The Transformers purchases seem really out of place when you think about Chris becoming more feminine. Then again, Chris is lazy, nostalgic, and impulsive so going back to his old friends the Transformers is not at all surprising. It's just abrupt, I mean Chris just changed his name to be more feminine. I'd think that Chris was headed further away from male stuff, but he's just a kid playing with all of the toys he wants. To me, a lot of Chris' fascination with femininity probably began as a little child who saw toy commercials for boys and girls toys, and just wanted all of them. The world of girls was off limits to Chris then, it was also off limits when he attempted the Love Quest. Chris' cross dressing was a gradual process but it led him to the female identity, and suddenly the world of girls belonged to him. It's more about that than anything.
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And remember, he advocated for guys to play with My Little Ponies to "understand da ladies" and for girls to play with Transformers to "understand da mayuls" back in his first video. So as for "Christine" playing with Transformers, he probably justifies it through that mindset.
 
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Johanson said:
And remember, he advocated for guys to play with My Little Ponies to "understand da ladies" and for girls to play with Transformers to "understand da mayuls" back in his first video. So as for "Christine" playing with Transformers, he probably justifies it through that mindset.
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Honestly that's probably putting way too much thought into it. Chris likes Transformers so he is fine buying them. Not really different from anyone else buying something they like. It's fun to psychoanalyze Chris or try to find a specific reason for shit but sometimes it's just because Chris is a person.
 
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Oh boy, more Literal Plastic Shit for the Room Filled With Literal Plastic Shit.
I hope it gets an article one day, that really is a legendary amount of Literal Plastic Shit.
 
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