Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

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Oh boy, more Literal Plastic Shit for the Room Filled With Literal Plastic Shit.
I hope it gets an article one day, that really is a legendary amount of Literal Plastic Shit.
If it were literal plastic shit it'd be a lot more interesting.
Picture, if you will, lumps of brown fake prank poo filling the whole room, probably with some real poop in there somewhere. Instead of playing with amiibos to fantasize beating up "cyberbullies" he instead uses little rubber dog shit piles he payed 100 dollars for for some vauge reason. People would still find a reason to bitch about it, people would still be sending him money to troll him, the cycle would be the same fucking thing but with a lot more shit jokes.

Of course, that'd never happen unless Chris's "managers" somehow talk him into it.
Honestly it doesn't really mater at this point what he buys unless he's doing something noteworthy with it.
 
Totally. The Transformers purchases seem really out of place when you think about Chris becoming more feminine. Then again, Chris is lazy, nostalgic, and impulsive so going back to his old friends the Transformers is not at all surprising. It's just abrupt, I mean Chris just changed his name to be more feminine. I'd think that Chris was headed further away from male stuff, but he's just a kid playing with all of the toys he wants. To me, a lot of Chris' fascination with femininity probably began as a little child who saw toy commercials for boys and girls toys, and just wanted all of them. The world of girls was off limits to Chris then, it was also off limits when he attempted the Love Quest. Chris' cross dressing was a gradual process but it led him to the female identity, and suddenly the world of girls belonged to him. It's more about that than anything.
He seems to go through phases where fixates on things and directs his funds towards them. We've had Lego, PS4, Transformers recently. None of these things are new, and he'll go back to each one again; he just seems to latch onto one for a period before returning to another.
 
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