Containment What WILL Chris's Fate be? - How do you think it will end?

[Ophelia]

Still probably tastes better than anything he's being fed in prison

Jail food isn’t that bad, according to people in the know. It’s probably better than anything he’d been eating at home, at least in terms of nutrition.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Jail food isn’t that bad, according to people in the know. It’s probably better than anything he’d been eating at home, at least in terms of nutrition.

You gotta be real down the hole for a trip to jail to be an improvement. It's kinda nuts seeing before and after pics of lolcows in that context. Especially Nick Bate.

People like to talk down on jail and prison food, but honestly it's probably an improvement on the typical fast food diet of people like Chris. How the hell can a guy survive roughly two decades on McNuggets and fries anyway??? And not much else.

 

[Mop_Bucket]

Jail food isn’t that bad, according to people in the know. It’s probably better than anything he’d been eating at home, at least in terms of nutrition.

If I recall correctly, most prisons buy their food from the same companies that supply public schools like Gordon's etc. For the most part, if you've been to a public school in the US, you've eaten prison food.

Knowing Chris's lifestyle, a return to that pink sludge may actually be an improvement.

 

[Hepativore]

If I recall correctly, most prisons buy their food from the same companies that supply public schools like Gordon's etc. For the most part, if you've been to a public school in the US, you've eaten prison food.

Knowing Chris's lifestyle, a return to that pink sludge may actually be an improvement.

There have been cases of prison food being expired or infested with maggots and cockroaches, as while this is technically illegal, a lot of prison officials or regulatory agencies will look the other way as it seems to be a depressingly common occurance in some US prisons.

Anyway, I am sure that Chris will be kept on a regimen of all sorts of medication to calm him down if he is kept in a home as that might be a condition of him remaining there.

 

[AnOminous]

If I recall correctly, most prisons buy their food from the same companies that supply public schools like Gordon's etc. For the most part, if you've been to a public school in the US, you've eaten prison food.

Aramark is one of the common ones, so if you've ever been to a college cafeteria, congratulations, you've eaten prison food, at least in one of the non-Hell-type prisons. In the small town county jail of one place I knew, which was attached to the courthouse, they hired a local catering company, and the food was so good that lawyers, cops and even judges would often find excuses to eat there (before they lost the bid to some shitty Aramark clone).

I'd bet CVRJ is somewhere in the middle. Yelp reviews say bad things about it but they always would (and some wag added one of Chris's "reviews" to it).

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

On that note I can just see him sitting huddled in some alley with his legos making himself some autistic lego food:

Wouldn't happen dear Boxxy.

Chris sucks in using lego.

Aramark is one of the common ones, so if you've ever been to a college cafeteria, congratulations, you've eaten prison food, at least in one of the non-Hell-type prisons.

I don't see downsides. I belive in reforming criminals - so they cannot be fed with shit, for the sake of mans dignity.

If truly US uses same food for schools and prisons - thats based and cool.

 

[normankrasner]

Wouldn't happen dear Boxxy.

Chris sucks in using lego.


I don't see downsides. I belive in reforming criminals - so they cannot be fed with shit, for the sake of mans dignity.

If truly US uses same food for schools and prisons - thats based and cool.

Aramark and it's clones also run the concession stands at many stadiums and arenas

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Why isnt the Sockness rape dungeon an option on the ballot?

 

[Summoned Demon]

Why isnt the Sockness rape dungeon an option on the ballot?

Sockness has mentioned he doesn't want anything to do with Chris some time ago and Chris got pretty annoyed at him the last time he interacted with him on twitter, and his ploy to visit him was an elaborate lie for clout purposes, seems like he'll be staying away from Chris for good it seems.

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Sockness has mentioned he doesn't want anything to do with Chris some time ago and Chris got pretty annoyed at him the last time he interacted with him on twitter, and his ploy to visit him was an elaborate lie for clout purposes, seems like he'll be staying away from Chris for good it seems.

News to me, that whole saga was far too autistic for me to pay much attention

 

[Little Pigboy]

Sockness has mentioned he doesn't want anything to do with Chris some time ago and Chris got pretty annoyed at him the last time he interacted with him on twitter, and his ploy to visit him was an elaborate lie for clout purposes, seems like he'll be staying away from Chris for good it seems.

Oh he's still got a thing for Chris, I've been keeping a watch on him for awhile now (He stalked me on Reddit before I realized the place was absolutely retarded) and you still see him talk about Chris all the time. He's not particularly remarkable, he's just a drunken furfag whose into age play and homeless cock. But he has a place and purpose and that's to be Chris-chan's personal boogeyman, the thing Chris is actually afraid of both because it reminds him of himself AND its horny as hell for his ass. Chris is so scared of Jacob that he wrote in one of his last prison letters (The ones we know of anyway) that you should 'Never never never say anything of Sockness' and that he was dead and talking about him or posting about him would bring him back. It'd be a great way to control him in a group home, like threaten to fly Jacob out for another weekend if Chris refuses to do the dishes or clean at all.

 

[MetalOwls]

You gotta be real down the hole for a trip to jail to be an improvement. It's kinda nuts seeing before and after pics of lolcows in that context. Especially Nick Bate.

People like to talk down on jail and prison food, but honestly it's probably an improvement on the typical fast food diet of people like Chris. How the hell can a guy survive roughly two decades on McNuggets and fries anyway??? And not much else.

Studies broke down just how nutritionally vapid prison food is, but that's an indictment on the fast food industry than anything.

With how many people leave prison with underlying heart failure and diabetes, it's kind of amazing how Chris managed to last that long in the state he's in.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Studies broke down just how nutritionally vapid prison food is, but that's an indictment on the fast food industry than anything.

With how many people leave prison with underlying heart failure and diabetes, it's kind of amazing how Chris managed to last that long in the state he's in.

The most surprising part of the jail saga is that the food isn't necessarily an improvement over the stuff that most lolcows like to eat outside the joint. Let's be honest, I don't think I've seen a lolcow who hasn't had a poor diet in the first place.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

I could see Chris' fate going three ways:

1. If Barb ends up dying, who would end up inheriting 14 Branchland Court? Chris or his brother?
If Chris doesn't end up inheriting the house, he'll probably be homeless thus starting the 'hobo saga' 2. unless SEGA tries to make Sonic's arms blue again...

From how Barb is doing right now health wise, I do not think she'll live to see her son be released from prison.

3. Another Isabella Jankee wannabe or a Suitress with malicious intentions convinces Chris-chan into suicide or Chris-chan tries committing suicide for whatever reason.

 

[AnOminous]

1. If Barb ends up dying, who would end up inheriting 14 Branchland Court? Chris or his brother?

The bank.

 

[Potion_Time]

The bank.

Some poor unsuspecting family is going to buy the Chris Chan house at auction for what they think is a steal without knowing its history. It's like its own retarded version of the Amityville horror.

 

[Ishtar]

Has anyone tried contacting the court or Chris’s lawyer? I imagine a lot of weens would be trying to get as many details of what’s going on as possible.

If so, have either court staff or Heilberg indulged anyone in conversation?

On the same note-I wonder if any of the court staff or Heilberg himself have checked out Kiwifarms.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

Some poor unsuspecting family is going to buy the Chris Chan house at auction for what they think is a steal without knowing its history. It's like its own retarded version of the Amityville horror.

And weens would probably start disturbing said unsuspecting family again.

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone tried contacting the court or Chris’s lawyer? I imagine a lot of weens would be trying to get as many details of what’s going on as possible.

If so, have either court staff or Heilberg indulged anyone in conversation?

On the same note-I wonder if any of the court staff or Heilberg himself have checked out Kiwifarms.

Are you retarded? Nobody in their right mind would bother contacting Heilberg. He has zero interest in communicating with anyone who isn't media, and if then, only if they're likely to give him an opportunity for favorable coverage.

The court literally can't respond to such contact.

 

[Ishtar]

Are you retarded? Nobody in their right mind would bother contacting Heilberg. He has zero interest in communicating with anyone who isn't media, and if then, only if they're likely to give him an opportunity for favorable coverage.

The court literally can't respond to such contact.

I was asking if anybody had, not suggesting it was something they should do.

Somehow basic reading comprehension escapes you.