Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[Meatman]

Spoiler: I sent a note to Bryce on Deviantart

On the last message I sent, Deviantart says that he read it, but I don't think he's going to send a second reply.

So essentially, we got nothing?

 

[Wi-fi Calcium]

I was looking through Bryce's journals and these two from 2014 stood out the most. Bryce has something against female CEOs.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I was looking through Bryce's journals and these two from 2014 stood out the most. Bryce has something against female CEOs.
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Just when I thought this guy couldn't act more like a maniac, he writes this:

"One of the things I suggest doing is covering new General Motors vehicles, HP printers and PCs as well as IGT gaming machines with woman's underwear and sanitary pads (both clean) and empty boxes of tampons."

 

[Lunachu]

I think I know why he doesn't like too many women in a company or women holding high positions. It means there's less of them sitting at home getting pregnant so he can fap over their baby bumps.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I think I know why he doesn't like too many women in a company or women holding high positions. It means there's less of them sitting at home getting pregnant so he can fap over their baby bumps.

And giving birth to the babies he holds so dear.

 

[Super Collie]

Just when I thought this guy couldn't act more like a maniac, he writes this:

I feel like we could just fill the entirety of random.txt with quotes from this guy and we'd be set for life just about.

 

[Catalyst Cube]

In some alternate reality, Bryce Cherry, MD, PhD has probably been awarded the Nobel Prize for curing cancer and is now working on FTL travel or cold fusion or something. In our reality, he has imaginary technical conversations with cartoon characters.

But both versions still have the bleach bottle up their ass.

Edit for mobile fuck up.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

To me, this man is an enigma. An enigma of human activity and thinking. We need scientists of the world to study him. And, a couple of exorcists to save him

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I had to take a break for a little while. Getting back to business...

This is titled Mitsubishi Leaf.

I happened to see this outside my window and decided to share it - when I was about 9, some of the small leaves on a tree outside my bedroom seem to form letters being "MILLY".

This one is titled "Disturb the Peace."

The tagline (my #1 favourite for boom car slogans) for Sony Xplod car audio systems; such taglines (and therefore, irresponsible advertising) have promoted the use of high powered car audio systems at a high volume setting causing a public disturbance.
I bought this unit (XM-504Z) cheap with the intention of converting it into a variable multi-frequency AC power supply for testing equipment which requires a low voltage AC power supply for operation.
The fault with this unit was a corroded track which was causing op-amp IC803 (on the Left Front channel) to output a constant DC voltage which travelled through to the aforesaid output channel and caused the protection circuit to trigger.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I'm only posting one pic this time around, because this just caught my attention.

There is no substitute for breastmilk, and promoting infant formula as a substitute for breastmilk is a violation of the International Code of Marketing Breast-milk Substitutes, a WHO code countries can adopt.
South Africa has adopted plain packaging for infant formula sold or produced in the country - under international law, countries are allowed to take measures to protect public health, and I am sure you will agree that public health is more important than anything else.
Another violation shown in this picture is a form of promotion, which is discounting, and promoting infant formula in any way is covered by the aforesaid WHO Code.

Considering the above, I am offering this picture under Creative Commons.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm only posting one pic this time around, because this just caught my attention.

This man really is driven by a desire to get his rocks off, seeing how he believes that he can pressure corporations and institutions to bow to his whims in order to achieve his autustic fantasy world of breastfeeding mothers and male CEOs for every business.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This man really is driven by a desire to get his rocks off, seeing how he believes that he can pressure corporations and institutions to bow to his whims in order to achieve his autustic fantasy world of breastfeeding mothers and male CEOs for every business.

I mean really, the only thing left for him to do is actually become the baby he always wanted. He knows he wants to (as horrifying a thought that may be).

 

[Functional Animal]

This man really is driven by a desire to get his rocks off, seeing how he believes that he can pressure corporations and institutions to bow to his whims in order to achieve his autustic fantasy world of breastfeeding mothers and male CEOs for every business.

That's the thing though, is he really driven by such a desire? We know some cows, like Phil, don't actually have a sexuality as we would know it. Is Bryce the same? I mean we talk about all this shit being his weird fetishes, but is there any indication he finds anything he does to be sexual in nature himself?

As far as I recall the only really overtly sexual things from him are the duck bottle and I think the snickers bar. The duck bottle was something he picked up from news reports of some guy shoving it up his ass. As with much of his stuff, it may be him latching on to an odd news report for reasons beyond me.

The workings of this person's mind are a fucking enigma. I don't even know where to begin trying to unravel this tangled mess of autism to find the roots of what drives him.

 

[Catalyst Cube]

I'm only posting one pic this time around, because this just caught my attention.

I guess Bryce can't wrap his head around that a lot of mothers can't produce the amount of breast milk needed to feed their baby. So formula is a product that is needed. It may not be as healthy and natural, but it isn't some evil substance out to damage infants.

Possible powerlevel. Friend recently had a baby and his partner was having problems producing milk. She wanted to be natural like Bryce up here. Which meant she was leaving the baby hungry and upset. Can't see how that's better then actually feeding your child.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Someone made these on DA.

The hit Cy-Spergpunk film is back, and better than ever.

Starring -
Bryce Cherry (The human PSA robot)
Chris Chan (The OG)
03BGood (Nintendo Console Fag)
Connor Bible (The AKIRA fanfag)
Andrew Dobson (The SJW/Inflation Bear)
Cody Webb (PPGHateboy/InternetFuckBoy)

The story is the same, but with some minor differences

*I was bored when making this*

In the year 2019 (Same year as Pooh's Adventures of AKIRA), a hacker known as "The PhuckitMaster" has infiltrated into many of cyborgs' dataframes, inserting a virus known as A(_)T12/\/\. Maj. Byrtoko Chernagi is one such cysperg that gets in the middle. With the help from other agents, Brytoko must find the PhuckitMaster before it's too late. However, this is more than a "Find-Bad-Guy" spy movie. It's real.

Just a little dev-catscratch parody art I made.

This... this man is something. I've never seen a man so far behind typical autism spectrum. This guy is far from Chris Chan (Chris is improving, slowly though).

He's just... robotic.. almost like cyborg....

 

[Muscle Bra]

Someone made these on DA.

Very cool. I didn't know Bryce was well enough known to be mentioned with some of these legendary lolcows.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Very cool. I didn't know Bryce was well enough known to be mentioned with some of these legendary lolcows.

No ED page in sight yet... maybe now's the time.

Until then, let's go to more diapered cartoon characters. Most of them are requests.

Spoiler: No diaper fetish my ass...

 

[Muscle Bra]

Until then, let's go to diapered cartoon characters.

He's a brony, he's got a diaper fetish, he's got an inflation fetish, he spergs out over the most random things imaginable (Mitsubishis, insulators). If only Bryce were a Sonic fan, I think you could win at lolcow bingo with him alone.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

Sperg In The Shell... Well, better than Alienpuff Girls, I guess

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I have used Ad Council PSA web banners to give this flyer a bit of a theme and to help draw attention towards the delivery of Ad Council PSAs outside their designated marketing area, being the United States, which this practice can waste donated media and can also distort perceptions on issues not relevant to their communities outside the US, such as the Lead Poisoning Prevention Campaign where lead paint has been banned earlier in Australia than in the US.
The Ad Council can also advance by incorporating Autism Compatibility principles in its PSAs, and can prove this with the online publication of a statement regarding Autism Compatibility.
Please share widely with your friends and associates, especially online - this issue is too important to be unnoticed.

The letter is as follows:

Dear President and CEO Lisa Sherman and all Executive/Senior Ad Council Staff:

“Only You Can Prevent Wildfires”, “A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste”, “Love Has No Labels”, “Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving”, “Stop The Texts. Stop The Wrecks.” Do these sound familiar? These taglines have been seen on Ad Council PSAs delivered outside their designated marketing area, being the United States, which wastes donated media and can distort public perceptions on issues not relevant to their communities outside the US.

I am confident that the practice of delivering Ad Council PSAs outside the US do not represent your values or the true values of the Ad Council. Therefore, I am writing to you on behalf of upright online citizens everywhere – your online neighbours and supporters – asking that the Ad Council immediately stop such practices and show us that the Ad Council is truly a good online neighbour.

We respectfully ask that you comprehensively eliminate the delivery of and access to Ad Council PSAs (including websites dedicated to such PSAs) outside the US, especially online, and that you make a public statement condemning these practices, past and present. In addition, we would hope that the Ad Council would actively contribute towards ensuring that all PSAs with Ad Council branding fully cater for people who have autism with the provision of a public online statement regarding Autism Compatibility for each PSA as well as employing at least one full-time Autism Consultant who will oversee production and post-production of Ad Council PSAs and therefore, the Ad Council can advance in a good way.

Surely, you would know the value of preserving a natural landscape, and I am sure that you would never walk down the street and throw McDonald’s wrappers on the pavement, polluting our landscape, and I assume that the Ad Council would never encourage the latter. It is very disappointing, therefore, for the Ad Council to encourage donations of media for Ad Council PSAs without considering limiting their distribution to the US, and therefore, see visual litter of Ad Council PSAs outside their intended territory which can distort perceptions on issues not relevant outside the US.

Please set the record straight. Make a public statement online stating affirmatively that the Ad Council will advance by incorporating Autism Compatibility principles in its PSAs, and will never again allow the delivery of and access to Ad Council PSAs and websites related to these PSAs outside the United States. I look forward to your reply.

Thank you for your consideration.


Signed

He's also starting to chimp out.

And I while posted this conversation before, there were a few more comments added to it.