🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Terfatron]

So he's bragging about being subservient to a Mexican national? Is this the power of the ralphamale?

Have you seen him sucking nick Fuentes dick?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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[free_protons4u]

WARNING! NEW WORK IN PROGRESS

DON’T FALL FOR IT A-LOGS

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is a morbidly obese, pasty, white person with roesca and rashes. He’s so not built for Latin American summers. I look forward to him being a beet red sweaty human boil in a few months. Maybe fat boy will show off his bisected flesh apron and quad tits on one of his much talked about, little seen, trips to the beach.

With all the alcohol he drinks and how little raw produce he eats, Ralph is probably in a constant state of dehydration. Instead of hydrating with water, he chooses dehydrating beer. He’s shriveling while also growing fatter before our eyes. Ralph is a one man freak show.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think anyone that uses wrasslin terms in normal speech unironically should be sent to the ovens after all the weebs are dealt with.

Actually, *before.

 

[Shush]

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[John Andrews Stan]

In Ralphish, “lol” means I’M FUCKING FURIOUS!!!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Has Ralph ever admitted something was through his own fault?

Also wtf you can’t cut power to a single house irreversibly like this. There’s deeper lore here!

 

[AnOminous]

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Did this literal retard ragepig hard enough at the electric company that, whether or not he had the money to pay, they just decided fuck this gringo, his power's off until we feel like it?

Is he too stupid to understand Mexico is not the U.S.?

 

[free_protons4u]

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Indefinitely. LOL

We went from 45 minutes… to tomorrow… to indefinitely in record time.

Oh lord he’s a hollering too, you just know it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph will never stop punching himself in the balls. It’s almost a talent to be able to fail this hard at such a rapid pace.

 

[MeltyTW]

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went from wanting a ranch to just wanting electricity, five (dimmed) star daze! couldn't be me

 

[AnOminous]

Indefinitely. LOL

We went from 45 minutes… to tomorrow… to indefinitely in record time.

Oh lord he’s a hollering too, you just know it

I wonder if that landlord he was bragging about took one look at what he's done in that house in a couple short weeks and basically said to the power company just keep that guy's power off until he decides to leave. Hope so.

I also like how he's changed the story from the fact he didn't pay his bill because of his whorse Meigh to now it's suddenly they just shut off his power, and his power only, for no reason at all.

What a complete idiot liar.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

WARNING! NEW WORK IN PROGRESS

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DON’T FALL FOR IT A-LOGS

If in six days, they find her washed up on a beach in Maui I'm still calling it a victory.

 

[free_protons4u]

The hollerin will continue until the power improves.

To post he is without power indefinitely is such a white trash self-own. His drug and drunk addled brain would ONLY do that if spiting Meigh outweighs the embarrassment of being poor white, uh, Mexican trash. Which means, he really is LIVID right now.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Through no fault of my own.
Not my fault!
It’s definitely someone’s fault though.
Just not mine.

These tweets are just so very Ralph.
I’m going to miss him when he kaks it.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Maybe it’s just me, I enjoy cold winters but fuck enduring sweltering, 100% humidity summers with 95 plus degree temperatures

No. I will not move one step in a southward direction, unless it’s to a desert where humidity is nonexistent.

Has Ralph ever admitted something was through his own fault?

Also wtf you can’t cut power to a single house irreversibly like this. There’s deeper lore here!

No, and yeah. His shit is locked out.

Nothing like watching forlornly the flickering lights from your neighbors televisión

Cerdo enojado se convierte en cerdo triste

 

[Olórin of Hype]

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Meigh cut the power outside, boxed Rozy up in a build-a-bear box and sent her to Harry via UPS; then dashed away in the dark of night to dive into the soothing mineral rich waters of the Mexican underground cave system.

I can't wait for the gay as fuck fanfic Jesse invents about this.
Podawful: So I was waiting for Meigh in the unground river that runs beneath casa verde. She snuck down a ladder and I helped her climb into my submersible Aston Martin---

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh yes Ethan, one of the richest areas in Merida that will just cut utilities to one house in the neighbourhood.

Okay, dance some more.

 

[MadStan]

It’s amazing how Ralph proves you always take the weather with you. You can give him a cheap place to live, away from his problems…and he just brings the same ones to wherever he goes.