What would you do if Koko the Gorilla rose from the dead to call you a nigger in sign language?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

She’s allowed to say it because she’s a gorilla herself.

 

[Shidoen]

See if she can rip a lion apart as I put one in her cage,

 

[Throng of Titans]

Gorilla couldn't even talk, it was just scientists finagling shit and getting her to make signs that only made sense if you fucked with them a bunch.

Also she was obsessed with nipples.

The correct answer is to call the researchers all niggers for doing it.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Wonder how I died and ended up in the same place Koko the gorilla went when it died.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Wonder how I died and ended up in the same place Koko the gorilla went when it died.

Assume Koko rose from the dead just to call you a nigger.

 

[murph]

I would be disappointed that someone taught her what "nigger" means so I guess I'd make a sign for disappointment to her. Then I would slap all of her trainers into the sun.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Assume Koko rose from the dead just to call you a nigger.

Edit the thread title to account for this new aspect.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wasn't there a scandal years back where Koko sexually harassed several women?

 

[God of Nothing]

God is alive and he is based.

 

[DankSmoker]

I can't read sign language so I would assume it's just being a typical spastic ape.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Wasn't Koko kind of a hoax? I remember hearing that somewhere

 

[Mimic]

I'd laugh my ass off, give Koko a fist bump and go about my day knowing today rocks.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Wasn't Koko kind of a hoax? I remember hearing that somewhere

Yes.

The monke had no grammar (just belted out stream of consciousness words), the researchers were extremely cagey about their methods/records (which is extremely shady, in science you're supposed to offer that stuff upfront), and on many occasions they did things that were obvious bullshit (like claiming Koko made a certain rhyme when the rhyme would have only made sense in spoken English, not sign language, where the equivalent of a rhyme is hand signals looking similar).

A typical Koko "sentence" might be something like:
Hungry hungry me hungry food food hungry food give food give hungry food me food food food food hungry hungry

Get what I mean? It's teaching an animal a trick (animal knows a word is associated with an action or item), but without the grammar it's nothing remotely equivalent to language.

 

[Cats]

the goriller was a SCAm just like helenm keller

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I would tell her she's a big cutie fur baby girl.

 

[Devious Dave]

Go on welfare

 

[Moths]

Destroy it since undead are an abomination against the natural order of things

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I would laugh really hard.

 

[Product Placement]

Jokes on Koko, I don't know sign language

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

If I somehow knew what it meant, I'd be taken aback but also slightly impressed.