Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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This is hard to know why exactly because Jack was using a scootypuff long before the current stroke because he was a useless fat cunt. That had to do with his Achilles' surgeries, I think? Regardless, he refused therapy on that too and just gimped around when not using a motorized cart. It could be easily yes, he has paralyzed one side of his body for good at this point and can't walk. Won't know until months later or until he dies.

The worst part about Jack this is a prison of his own making. God and the alogs gave him all the warnings imaginable about how to prevent this, but he had to own us all.
One of the best things I ever saw was Jack trying to carry on the show on his knee scooter, facing to the side and looking like even more of a manlet. If he ever gets back to Cooking with Jack, it's going to be a half-paralyzed Jack head peeking over the island counter like a Munchkin with special needs.
 
I think the window reflection photo shows him in a LiteGait harness. At least that’s what it looks like to me. The guy in this stock photo is hooked up to the same type of overhead lift they have built into patient rooms, would make sense for a SNF/stroke therapy floor to have them.
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I think the window reflection photo shows him in a LiteGait harness. At least that’s what it looks like to me. The guy in this stock photo is hooked up to the same type of overhead lift they have built into patient rooms, would make sense for a SNF/stroke therapy floor to have them.
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So he's basically lost at least another leg, since once he's out of whatever rehab they can do in the short term in the hospital, he'll just let both his legs die because he's so fucking lazy he'd rather do that than have legs. Because the other one will atrophy too when he refuses to do any of the followup rehab with a physical terrorist.
 
people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills.
I do think there is some truth in this, mostly related to flavor though. If you don't like how a certain wine (or what ever) tastes you shouldn't (normally) put it in what ever you are making.
My personal rule of thumb is to go for near bottom of shelf but not the bottom, at least in my area a 10-ish dollar wine tends to be the sweet spot in flavor vs price in cooking.
I've tried way cheaper a few times and it didn't go too well (nor did I like the tastes of those wines).
 
So he's basically lost at least another leg, since once he's out of whatever rehab they can do in the short term in the hospital, he'll just let both his legs die because he's so fucking lazy he'd rather do that than have legs. Because the other one will atrophy too when he refuses to do any of the followup rehab with a physical terrorist.
I can see jack getting his legs amputated because of the beetus, joking about how it's the most weight he ever lost, cooking his leg meat into a brisket or some shit and attempting to re-enter the chili cookoff with a 1 year finely freezer-aged human leg brisket
 
Not trying to get too deep in here. But do you guys think, especially now under these circumstances, he lays in the Bed & thinks for himself "Fuck, what have I done?"

:shit-eating:
I truly think he thinks "I did nothing wrong, I did everything right." Just look at what Jr. said. He said Sr. was actually eating healthy this year and couldn't fathom how he had another stroke/heart attack.
 
I can see jack getting his legs amputated because of the beetus, joking about how it's the most weight he ever lost, cooking his leg meat into a brisket or some shit and attempting to re-enter the chili cookoff with a 1 year finely freezer-aged human leg brisket
This concept is sick as fuck but there was once a dude who literally did this with his amputated foot and even served tacos made from it to his friends.
 
At least he could move back then. He had energy. I sort of get what TamHam grasped to see in him then. He did seem to have some success as YT influencer, lots of people he roped into doing vids with him, had some connections. He probably would have done better just staying in CA. It is clear though that moving to TN marked his complete downfall. He just stopped giving a fuck after moving out there. About his channel, health, family, whatever, he just was done and took it out on everything/everyone. It is sort of sad for me to watch his old vids and he actually wanted to try even if he was retarded to make people like him or try to make food on repeats if necessary (despite being a cunt about it).
 
people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills. You're looking for background flavor and just enough booze to bring out the specifically alcohol-soluble compounds, such as those found in tomatoes.
That usually applies if you're reducing it as those off flavors would be more pronounced. Or in the cases of cheap ass beer they need to be drunk cold because it numbs some of the flavors. Heat them up and you can really taste the skunk in them.

He may own a hipster sandwich shop, but he obviously knows and loves cooking.
Dude knows his stuff but sometimes he comes off a little too highbrow when he's making suggestions to the videos.

I don't like Uncle Roger either, but I get the crowd he caters too.
A little bit of Uncle Roger is fine. But too much of him and you just want to smack him because the shtick wears thin after a while. I understand where he's coming from and what he's doing. But his broken English and constant cries of "aiyaaaaa" can wear thin after a while.

August seems to have an inerrant sense for picking out one of the few things Jack actually did right and mocking that.
While I'm all for anybody poking fun at Jagoff and his cooking abominations August doesn't know how to cook so often times he makes fun of something that Jagoff does correctly. Or at least correctly in theory because he always manages to fuck things up.

My personal rule of thumb is to go for near bottom of shelf but not the bottom, at least in my area a 10-ish dollar wine tends to be the sweet spot in flavor vs price in cooking.
I've tried way cheaper a few times and it didn't go too well (nor did I like the tastes of those wines).
I do agree that you shouldn't choose the cheapest you can but choose something that you can finish off because maybe half the bottle is going into the dish. You're gonna want to do something with the remainder.
 
Story time.

I've already shared my story about inquiring to buy The Best Sauces when Jack was trying to sell the company. Here's another time Jack ruined a possible sale.

At one of my previous jobs, my manager and I decided we were going to order some sauces from Jack. My manager reached out to him via email and started the process. He sent us pricing. He even slightly negotiated pricing with us. What killed the deal was we had to order 12 of every flavor sauce plus a full case of his "gourmet" seasoning.

We explained no sauce dealer, even big ones like Meat Church and Dizzy Pig required that. He snapped back at the manager this is how he did it and they all could do it because they were big companies. We wanted 3 of each and he refused to do it.
 
Story time.

I've already shared my story about inquiring to buy The Best Sauces when Jack was trying to sell the company. Here's another time Jack ruined a possible sale.

At one of my previous jobs, my manager and I decided we were going to order some sauces from Jack. My manager reached out to him via email and started the process. He sent us pricing. He even slightly negotiated pricing with us. What killed the deal was we had to order 12 of every flavor sauce plus a full case of his "gourmet" seasoning.

We explained no sauce dealer, even big ones like Meat Church and Dizzy Pig required that. He snapped back at the manager this is how he did it and they all could do it because they were big companies. We wanted 3 of each and he refused to do it.
Just goes to prove literally the only thing Jack will leave on the table is money
 
One of the best things I ever saw was Jack trying to carry on the show on his knee scooter, facing to the side and looking like even more of a manlet. If he ever gets back to Cooking with Jack, it's going to be a half-paralyzed Jack head peeking over the island counter like a Munchkin with special needs.
I believe that, as long as he can speak without sounding like the teacher in Peanuts, there’s a strong chance that Jack will return to CWJ. Even if he’s paralyzed in both arms and wearing an oxygen cannula, he’ll still probably push forward to get his narc fix. The only thing that I can think of that would induce enough shame to get him to quit YouTube would be his speech getting affected.

Yes, he was in a scooty puff before, but let’s not forget that Jack being filmed in a wheelchair is not without precedent:

I could see CWJ devolving into something like that^- disabled Jack doing the intro, narrations, and outro from his wheelchair, while Tammy does all the cooking. She’d basically be doing it out of sympathy- to give the Fat Man some form of enjoyment/purpose in his final days. And how fitting would such an outcome be for Jack? Literally, a man who built an identity around laziness lets his body rot (due to laziness) and ends up with his wife taking over his “show” while his lazy ass does even less in terms of production, yet the show still gets made.
 
I believe that, as long as he can speak without sounding like the teacher in Peanuts, there’s a strong chance that Jack will return to CWJ. Even if he’s paralyzed in both arms and wearing an oxygen cannula, he’ll still probably push forward to get his narc fix. The only thing that I can think of that would induce enough shame to get him to quit YouTube would be his speech getting affected.
There's always text to speech
 

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I believe that, as long as he can speak without sounding like the teacher in Peanuts, there’s a strong chance that Jack will return to CWJ. Even if he’s paralyzed in both arms and wearing an oxygen cannula, he’ll still probably push forward to get his narc fix. The only thing that I can think of that would induce enough shame to get him to quit YouTube would be his speech getting affected.

Yes, he was in a scooty puff before, but let’s not forget that Jack being filmed in a wheelchair is not without precedent:

I could see CWJ devolving into something like that^- disabled Jack doing the intro, narrations, and outro from his wheelchair, while Tammy does all the cooking. She’d basically be doing it out of sympathy- to give the Fat Man some form of enjoyment/purpose in his final days. And how fitting would such an outcome be for Jack? Literally, a man who built an identity around laziness lets his body rot (due to laziness) and ends up with his wife taking over his “show” while his lazy ass does even less in terms of production, yet the show still gets made.

maybe junior will realize his rap career isn't going anywhere and he takes over. could get interesting
 
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