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Imagine getting a Ph.D. in "I can actually REEEED BUKS n SHEEIT despite beinga REEEEEEEEETARD!"
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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AutoClownMaker
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Money. Follow the money. Follow the money for the least effort needed to get the money.
The streaming gig is seen as easy. Talk about whatever - and you don't even need to be correct or research and you can get paid reinforcing a narrative someone wants to hear. Case in point - the Canadian trans teacher with the oversized implants. Wish.com Hambly went on the stream and ranted about how the trans teacher had an actual medical condition that was causing the oversized breasts VS the actual reporting from authoritative sources which pointed out it was implants.
The streaming thing went from sidecash to almost a living after being tied to the Destiny twitch removal.
From here there was the bragging 'I made myself a target of kiwifarms to bring them down' which got KefFAILS the largest pile of cash they'd ever had.
Being the wish.com Hambly KefFAILS is seeing how the incoming cash won't make things work out to allow the lifestyle of failing upwards to continue so keep trying to do the same wiggle which brought the cash before.
The rabid attack beast model has more successful people on the right than the left. The problem is the "trans genocide" is driven by the right so what's a KefFAILS to do to make the same level of cashflow from the gloryhole days of drop-da-bad-site days? Try hooking up with Vaush/Xanderhaul. And get feedback as to what works with the existing audience by 'reacting' to past left-attack-beasts.
For whatever reason KefFAILS thinks they can become a lefty attack dog. And perhaps by doing that will attract a whole new set of parasocial stalkers who they can then grift off of. Wish.com Hambly will just drop the channel from "Help! My channel is under attack!" and has the history of successful grifting in the past.
(as for the left eats their own - so does the right ya goobers. Try existing in a right-space by pointing out Biden is following Trump policies so as a pro-Trumper you should work with Biden.)
SecretMagicalGirl
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Maybe it’s just petty of me but I can’t wait until Keffals loses that blue check mark.
I mean the “legacy one” they gave for free not the paid one. Elon said they would get rid of the old ones sooner or later.
Keffals didn’t do anything to earn it besides being a cry bully that was endorsed by the equally parasitic, now fired, twitter employees.
Obviously he is going to pay for the suscription one. But it‘s something everyone can do. Meaning less fuel for his narcissism and validation. He was just an useful idiot.
I mean the “legacy one” they gave for free not the paid one. Elon said they would get rid of the old ones sooner or later.
Keffals didn’t do anything to earn it besides being a cry bully that was endorsed by the equally parasitic, now fired, twitter employees.
Obviously he is going to pay for the suscription one. But it‘s something everyone can do. Meaning less fuel for his narcissism and validation. He was just an useful idiot.
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I was under the impression it only works for application-layer DDoS and can't replace what CloudFlare does. Unless his multiple proxy setup is part of the secret sauce.
Whatever it is, I hope it makes KF stronger than ever.
Keffals paid the 15k for that checkmark.
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Verified should never have meant anything other than that the person with the check was actually who they were claiming to be. Elon is a retard for turning it into whatever retard who has this check gave me eight bucks. Neither actually means anything of significance.
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I wasn't sure if he was just saying this now to deflect the new negative attention/grift more or if he was really a drug addicted degen, but skimming the pages it seems that this has been corroborated pretty well. The only reason I doubted it was because Lucas is such a ridiculous liar, not because I find it hard to believe a fat ugly troon is addicted to hard drugs. That ego combined with that lack of self-regulation would make for a person defenseless against addiction.
I think Lucas is an excellent candidate for Canada's medically assisted dying program. They've already let people sign up who have less serious problems than him, that is, people without a deformed stink-ditch and gross man-boobs. I'd say he was tailor-made for a government suicide program because of how much of a useless liability to society he is. It would be a total win in my eyes.
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Dude is a drug addict. He engages in horrible, racist practices. He shows no chance of recovery. Definitely a MAID candidate.
It's hilarious when Kiwi Farms tells you to do a flip, it's literal murder, but Canadian doctors being told by the government to recommend suicide to people is very, very progressive.
I imagine Canadian Dr. Bill Lumbergh telling people, you know, it would cost a lot to try to treat your terminal illness, so you know, it would be FANTASTIC if you would just take this death dose of pentobarbital instead. Great!
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Knowing what we know now, I'm starting to think Keffals swatted himself.
- Most of his rise to prominence was manufactured. He used high follower accounts and bots.
- He lied about what happened during the swating in the face of evidence.
- He refused to follow anyone's advice on how to avoid it in the future (streaming while in hiding and constantly posting pictures of where he was).
- He claims to be a drug addict and we know he's very likely got CSAM, but no evidence was found when the police showed up.
- As a nobody, he got immediate on-call attention from a lot of mid level corporate journos.
- As a nobody, he got backup from a large sect of sex pests in the tech industry.
- He knew trannies wouldn't just give him money, so he fundraised to sue the police which would broaden his paypig demographic from just trannies to the ACAB and far leftist crowd, knowing that he would never sue his local PD.
Lucas woke up one day and decided he wanted to be internet famous. He did his research and realized the only reason the masses will ever care about a tranny is if they're the victim of bullying. Keffals didn't want to actually be bullied, so he "bullied" himself and pointed the finger at us, knowing it was against our rules to directly retaliate. He knew that attacking Doxbin would not only draw less attention, but the users there would be free to fuck with him at their leisure. He set up an imaginary scenario that would make him sympathetic to a lot of people that otherwise wouldn't care, and he built a coalition of faggots that would blindly support him over a common enemy (us). I'm thinking this was all planned out (at least up to the point where his own community turned on him) and Josh is the actual victim in this scenario. This might have been a great plan in the long run had he not relied on woke people to not turn on him. Otherwise, his plan worked flawlessly. He is retarded, but we might not have been giving him enough credit for making all this happen.
- Most of his rise to prominence was manufactured. He used high follower accounts and bots.
- He lied about what happened during the swating in the face of evidence.
- He refused to follow anyone's advice on how to avoid it in the future (streaming while in hiding and constantly posting pictures of where he was).
- He claims to be a drug addict and we know he's very likely got CSAM, but no evidence was found when the police showed up.
- As a nobody, he got immediate on-call attention from a lot of mid level corporate journos.
- As a nobody, he got backup from a large sect of sex pests in the tech industry.
- He knew trannies wouldn't just give him money, so he fundraised to sue the police which would broaden his paypig demographic from just trannies to the ACAB and far leftist crowd, knowing that he would never sue his local PD.
Lucas woke up one day and decided he wanted to be internet famous. He did his research and realized the only reason the masses will ever care about a tranny is if they're the victim of bullying. Keffals didn't want to actually be bullied, so he "bullied" himself and pointed the finger at us, knowing it was against our rules to directly retaliate. He knew that attacking Doxbin would not only draw less attention, but the users there would be free to fuck with him at their leisure. He set up an imaginary scenario that would make him sympathetic to a lot of people that otherwise wouldn't care, and he built a coalition of faggots that would blindly support him over a common enemy (us). I'm thinking this was all planned out (at least up to the point where his own community turned on him) and Josh is the actual victim in this scenario. This might have been a great plan in the long run had he not relied on woke people to not turn on him. Otherwise, his plan worked flawlessly. He is retarded, but we might not have been giving him enough credit for making all this happen.
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Dexadrine is a brand name, the generic is dextroamphetamine. It's sooo much better than Adderall.
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True & Honest Fan
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So a useless permanent academic. Sounds like a communist lol. Wasn't he transitioning too at one point?
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It's possible, but I think it was probably one of Destiny's fans. People who follow streamers are fucking unhinged.
We all know Liz and Ben are salivating at the thought of Keffals ODing and then immediately blaming the farms for it.
Keffals will have the same fate as Chloe Segal if she kills herself, in that regardless of why they died, that message will be hijacked to blame the Farms.
Be sure to leave a note behind that blames the Farms, make your death "useful" to Ben and Liz, something something, for the GREATER GOOD!
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druella civille
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He even smokes shitty pretentious darts. What a fag.
Idiot Asshole
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It already lost all meaning years ago when idiots like Milo had their checkmarks removed solely because they were bad people™. At that stage it went from being an objective verification symbol to being the right-thing Mark of the Beast that everyone's made fun of for almost a decade. I respect Elon's hustle for capitalizing on its worthlessness and siphoning money away from idiots who think that they'll become somebodies just because they have a blue bird next to their handle, all while making terminally online twittertards melt down because now they're officially on the level of nobodies who'll give out their doxes and money for Internet clout.
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THAT'S THE ONE! Holy shit lol.
At least I'm pretty sure it is, The name of the medication Keffals said on stream was short like that, not dextroamphetamine for example, it was a brand name.
Dexadrine.
I know that's not "Dia" or "Dio" like I originally said but back at the time I was pretty sure it had an 'x' in it and it started with 'D' but it felt like I was going to end up suggesting half the alphabet.
The maximum daily dose is 40 mg which I recall Keffals also saying that's what they were on (or nearly the maximum).
Maybe Keffals just started abusing Dexadrine?
I did notice and have commented quite a few times about Keffals absolutely fucked up sleep schedule since September, Sometimes staying up till 11am Canadian before going to sleep. There was 1 time in around December where Keffals stayed up till about 2-3pm and woke up at 11pm just in time for the stream.
Hence another reason for my belief it's not a downer/heroin, I think Keffals is abusing something that'd keep them up until ungodly hours, I know Keffals has insomnia but it felt like the sleep schedule was too shit to be just that.
Some side effects of Dexadrine:
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If Keffals does OD, every single questionable or off-narrative thing he's ever said will be swept under the rug, just like what happened with Chloe Sagal. Referencing Keffals' Gamer Moments will be like pointing out that Near's death was never confirmed by the Department of State: technically true, but who really cares?
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I'm an ex poly drug user. People don't generally abuse dexadrine, it isn't very pleasurable like other stimulants.
If anyone can post a picture where he looks fucked up, especially of his eyes, i can give a decent guess of what he's on.
From what I've seen, he's the sort of person to use being an addict to twist people arm into feeling sorry for him, even if the drug he was taking was something soft like modafinil or adderal.
Everyone knows he is using his "addiction" as an emotional cudgel to bait people into feeling sorry for him. I wouldn't put it past him to be lying almost entirely.
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Imagine just how much you have to piss off other trannies that even they tell you to just log off the damn internet.
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Considering Ben was a paypig I'm sure he would be more guilty than anything we do.