Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Terfatron]

I cant get over her breakfast sperging.
She would probably die here in Europe. Light breakfast (a cup of coffee and a sandwich. Obviously a cigarette for dessert) a sandwich or so for lunch (not everywhere ofc but fairly standard) and then dinner around 9-10.

According to her we must live some sort of food dystopia.

Also, where I live food can get retarded expensive. Try to make a vegetarian bolognese w pasta and it can easily rack up to $30 for just base ingredients. If you want some basil we're closing $35.
Add her beloved cheese and now we're $40.
Sure, we have higher wages than most of the US but she would fucking bawl her eyes out living here due to out sugar tax.
A bar of chocolate (200g) is $6. Normal, non fancy chocolate.
Junk food is more expensive than cooking so she wouldn't have a choice than to rice n bean it.
I've been a poorfag af but now live w decent income, I still do rice n beans because fuck food costs as it is rn.

We don't have those famed breakfast bowls but my guess would be they would cost around $6 a pop here. So... yeah.
I looked at the Walmart sites and you can get food cheap cheap if you just do some planning.

So, eurofag out

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

We don't have those famed breakfast bowls but my guess would be they would cost around $6 a pop here. So... yeah.
I looked at the Walmart sites and you can get food cheap cheap if you just do some planning.

So, eurofag out

JD bowls are wild to me as a NYer because they cost $5-6 here which is around the same as a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from a bodega. Except instead of a delicious and freshly made sandwich, you're getting soggy rehydrated crap from a microwave.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

JD bowls are wild to me as a NYer because they cost $5-6 here which is around the same as a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from a bodega. Except instead of a delicious and freshly made sandwich, you're getting soggy rehydrated crap from a microwave.

Hell, you could even go to McDonald's and get 2 sausage mcmuffins for $3. But Polly's too lazy and gluttonous to do anything besides put something in the microwave for 90 seconds and eating it just as quickly.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

See, JD bowls are wild to me as a person who's relocated to the South because they're genuine shit compared to the delicious food you can easily buy here for comparable prices.

Plus this is the home of motherfuckin' grits. Those plus a slab of butter, some crumbled bacon and an egg thrown on top costs MUCH less than a JD bowl, is much more filling, and tastes leagues better.

Have had a JD bowl once because quarantined in tiny camper while at last duty station and had one stuffed into the microfridge because I bought everything that could fit into the tiniest pantry and microfridge that was available before quarantine was enforced upon my sad, sad person. Fixable only with a plethora of hot sauce. Never again.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

I cant get over her breakfast sperging.

She would probably die here in Europe. Light breakfast (a cup of coffee and a sandwich. Obviously a cigarette for dessert) a sandwich or so for lunch (not everywhere ofc but fairly standard) and then dinner around 9-10.

According to her we must live some sort of food dystopia.

How the hell do y'all survive without a couple of hearty plastic bowls of microwaved potatoes, sausage, reconstituted eggs, grease, and additives...washed down with two liters of sweet-schweet, sugary, caffeinated soda to begin your day?

Just let Polly get ahold of this information regarding our Eurofag frens and "y'all Babies' desperate food impoverishment"...

...and her very next vital international news-flash TikTok will be to inform the Biden Administration and the world all about the critical, dire need for a modern-day "Berlin Airlift" to the continent to save our starving Allies...

...via parachuted drops of bundled, basic-to-life, not-poorfolk food: Good ole' Mer'can Jimmy Dean Bowls and Mello Yello.

Fret not, dear emaciated Eurofag fam...if PollyNewsNetwork gets on the case, "Help will come!" *

*...or, maybe that's the purpose of those UFOs - they just might be there to step in and throw down some pop and frozen breakfast chow to get y'all sorted.​

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Hell, you could even go to McDonald's and get 2 sausage mcmuffins for $3. But Polly's too lazy and gluttonous to do anything besides put something in the microwave for 90 seconds and eating it just as quickly.

She's patient enough to wait 45 minutes to doordash a baked potato for $30. Even though it takes about the same amount of time and effort to bake a potato at home

 

[glass_houses]

She's patient enough to wait 45 minutes to doordash a baked potato for $30. Even though it takes about the same amount of time and effort to bake a potato at home

Less if you nuke the thing.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I cant get over her breakfast sperging.
She would probably die here in Europe. Light breakfast (a cup of coffee and a sandwich. Obviously a cigarette for dessert) a sandwich or so for lunch (not everywhere ofc but fairly standard) and then dinner around 9-10.

According to her we must live some sort of food dystopia.

Also, where I live food can get retarded expensive. Try to make a vegetarian bolognese w pasta and it can easily rack up to $30 for just base ingredients. If you want some basil we're closing $35.
Add her beloved cheese and now we're $40.
Sure, we have higher wages than most of the US but she would fucking bawl her eyes out living here due to out sugar tax.
A bar of chocolate (200g) is $6. Normal, non fancy chocolate.
Junk food is more expensive than cooking so she wouldn't have a choice than to rice n bean it.
I've been a poorfag af but now live w decent income, I still do rice n beans because fuck food costs as it is rn.

We don't have those famed breakfast bowls but my guess would be they would cost around $6 a pop here. So... yeah.
I looked at the Walmart sites and you can get food cheap cheap if you just do some planning.

So, eurofag out

The "funny" thing is that Polissa once dreamed of moving to Canada, the UK, or (iirc) Italy because it must be so much better than the oppressive, genocidal United States. She didn't think much about the logistics beyond "how can I take all my animals with me?" Nevermind that immigration elsewhere besides the States is an absolute bitch to get approved for. She lives in a relatively low cost area of the country. I think her mind would be blown if she saw how much more expensive food is even in Canada. The portions are also much smaller in Europe as a whole, and junk food is less processed. She'd be miserable in Europe.

I have noticed that inflation is finally starting to go down ever so slightly. Thank fuck.

Two new vids. Both are short. (Technically, there's three, but one is a sit and nod video that goes on for a minute and y'all know how much I despise that shit.)

First one, Polissa teases getting new glasses, shows off the exam room she is in:

Spoiler: it's more about the room she's in than her actual glasses

It's new glasses day! I'm excited! Y'all, look at this room!

*cuts to eye examination equipment* *pans camera across the room, showing different guitars and musical group photographs on the walls*

This is called the Music Room in my eye doctor's office! Each room is themed!

Second one provides substitute teacher Polissa lore!

*camera stops at a photo of the Beatles*



Look at this! That's cool!

*cuts back to Polissa*

So yeah, I saw a pair of glasses I think I want! Um, I was originally thinking of getting last year's glasses with lenses, and getting a pair of sunglasses. *deep breath* But I don't know! We'll see what happens! *grins*

Second one reveals Polissa substitute teacher lore

Spoiler: touched by an autism

[video starts with a woman asking if substitute teachers should have experience before subbing for special ed kids]

*jump cut to Polissa, who is again way too close to the screen and has the words "special needs substitute" over her forehead"*

*tongue click* *deep breath* I totally agree with this woman that um, substitute teachers that are not specialized training, should not be teaching in these classrooms uh, to special needs children! [I agree, although I'd argue that subs need experience and training to teach children period]

*gasp* I was a substitute teacher back in 2009, 2010, uh, while I was waiting on my disability to come through! [Interesting, she had always claimed that Wachovia was her last job, the one that made her so disabled she couldn't work period] *deep gasp* And um, *lip smack* I was actually hired a couple times to sit with um, *pause* special needs children!

[note: she begins side eying and blinking fast hard after this point. Don't want to say that she's lying, per se (especially considering what she says towards the end), but it's like literally every other second and is super distracting]

Uh, one of my children that I sat with was a non verbal autistic child who was a runner! And I was not prepared to chase after this child! And he took off! Multiple times!

*deep gasp* Um, another one was uh, at a high school level! This child was twice my size! Was double my height! Also autistic, nonverbal, and didn't even last the whole day in my care! *deep gasp* Because he kept messing himself while looking at me! Like, he was performing the act under his pants! *deep breath* So they had to send him home!

*pause* *head shake* I was not prepared for any of that! It's one thing to sit in a classroom and practically babysit a classroom full of kids! *phone starts going off like she got a phone call, complete with ringtone and vibration* Versus providing actual care to a child that you are not prepared to handle! [this is actually a very interesting look into how Polissa saw this job. She didn't want to actually care for a child, especially not one that's not hers. She just wanted to sit on her ass while old tapes of Bill Nye the Science Guy played before the students. I don't think she realizes either that at the age she was at, she was much more likely to bear a child similar to the nonverbal autists she had to deal with for a day.]

So I agree with her 100%! *deep breath* Substitute teachers should not be watching special needs children!

 

[LonesomeDud]

"My children." I enjoy that she calls them her children. I know teachers who feel close to THEIR KIDS THAT ARE IN THEIR CLASSROOM FIVE DAYS A WEEK (or even a college professor referring to their young adult students as "their kids"), but it's irritating to hear her speak like she has ownership over someone because she was a substitute over a decade ago.

Also lol at her making the BIGGEST deal over the autistic kid masturbating. It's not like an intellectually typical person doing this to you with some sort of nefarious intent. It's such a big deal to her! I feel like she's trying to give it the gravitas of a rape story with the culmination being "and they had to send him home" instead of "he got right years." It's not that I think rape jokes are funny, but this is just so devoid of sensitivity and compassion that it makes me laugh. I just think understanding mentally handicapped people don't necessarily understand social convention, but are still human beings with sex drives, is a basic concept, and I feel like a lot of people here agree with me. Preparing myself for dumb ratings.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

"My children." I enjoy that she calls them her children. I know teachers who feel close to THEIR KIDS THAT ARE IN THEIR CLASSROOM FIVE DAYS A WEEK (or even a college professor referring to their young adult students as "their kids"), but it's irritating to hear her speak like she has ownership over someone because she was a substitute over a decade ago.

Also lol at her making the BIGGEST deal over the autistic kid masturbating. It's not like an intellectually typical person doing this to you with some sort of nefarious intent. It's such a big deal to her! I feel like she's trying to give it the gravitas of a rape story with the culmination being "and they had to send him home" instead of "he got right years." It's not that I think rape jokes are funny, but this is just so devoid of sensitivity and compassion that it makes me laugh. I just think understanding mentally handicapped people don't necessarily understand social convention, but are still human beings with sex drives, is a basic concept, and I feel like a lot of people here agree with me. Preparing myself for dumb ratings.

It's so goddamn crass and tasteless to use the behavior of a severely disabled child who was temporarily in your care to draw attention and pity to yourself on social media.

I also like how she put in the bit about how "it's one thing to sit in a classroom and babysit" because it directly contradicts that other tiktok she made a while back, where she claimed she had to do lesson planning, making kids were "growing and thriving" and all this other horseshit she pulled out of her ass to make a point about how subs have it sooooo haaaarrrrd.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

President Putin has announced Russia will no longer participate in the last remaining arms agreement between them and the US. I just listened to thorough expert analysis, but I’m holding off on forming any opinions until Polissa posts a potato-headed TikTok rant to really fill us in.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I would rather be called retarded than special needs. That's a fail sjw Pissa

There are runners in regular classrooms too...
Did you read their IEPs Pissa?
Did you prepare YOURSELF?

A sub is never prepared to what they are walking into. Therefore they need to be ready to expect it all.
What if it was a regular ghetto ass high school? A kid jerking off UNDER his pants would be the least of her worries

I was a kindergarten headbanger. She would have lost her shit.

Spoiler

Pissa totally helped me with my grocery shopping this morning though I have been craving soda so so bad and struggling with my eating again (tough time of year for me emotionally) sooo walmart has liters of carbonated water for 0.72 and I got 12 of those and some caffeine crystal light to pour in them so make my own sodas again.
8.64 for 12 liters of pop and then another 28 liters of caffeinated water.
Thanks Pissa. And a dozen eggs are back down to 2.49 here.

Eta:

Does Alabama just let any fat retard be a substitute teacher? Don't you need at least an associates degree or something? I know there's a teacher shortage and all but goddamn.

Growing up there was a sub list. The sub needed no experience but the teacher had to call and plan the sub. Obviously the favorites got called first.
Now you do need at least a substitute teaching cert but it's still pretty easy to get. You have to take civil service testing at the state offices for it. You need a diploma or GED. There still a sub list but it has your qualifications listed on it as well and the school is now responsible for finding your replacement not the teacher.

 

[LonesomeDud]

The absolute helplessness is just hilarious. She cannot take charge over an actual retarded person. The best nurses and techs I've known might be half the size of a patient, but they... I don't know... Have good instincts about people and are skilled professionals? I don't know how to say it without being condescending.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Sorry I'm shitting up the thread. I read backwards.

A 500 credit score. What the fuck. She had medicaid/care so she shouldn't have medical debt.
At our age (in our 40s) according to the major credit bureaus we should be sitting in the 620s at a high fair range to almost good. Why? Because according to them we SHOULD have the following debt since the 2020 pandemic:
- student loans
- car payment with a med to high apr
- one credit card with a med to high apr

And most of us a personal loan due to the pandemic.
Possibly one medical debt that hasn't fallen off yet


Around age 45-46 our credit score should hit around 650 and be in the good range and be able to buy a house.

This also takes into consideration of the biopsychosocial changes that have occurred in the last 2 decades. Middle aged is no longer the 40s. It's now pushed into the late 50s. Young adulthood doesn't end anymore until the early 30s.

 

[scumfuck]

Does Alabama just let any fat retard be a substitute teacher? Don't you need at least an associates degree or something? I know there's a teacher shortage and all but goddamn.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

... With a stable income, even if small, a credit score in the 700s by the mid 20s is more than possible.

Spoiler: Basis:

I was a command financial specialist. It was one of my many collateral duties to help junior Sailors get out of financial difficulties (not just because it gets the debt-collector monkey off our kiddos' backs, but also because excessive debt threatens security clearances and clearance is REQUIRED in the department I was in) and find stability again. My biggest success was getting an E3 from a credit score in the high 400s to 710 before he left the ship. It took us 3 years, but through responsible compiling and payment of debt and direct communication with his creditors, we fixed the results of his early-life stupidity.

It's not that Pissa can't, it's that Pissa won't. Especially with them supposedly being a 2 income household, with her disability combined with Joh's work pay. Many times creditors are more than willing to work with debtors to create a payment plan at reduced (sometimes even without) interest in the interest of clearing the debt owed.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Does Alabama just let any fat retard be a substitute teacher? Don't you need at least an associates degree or something? I know there's a teacher shortage and all but goddamn.

She was a Sunday school sub. This much bitching and she wasn’t actually in a real classroom.

(Edit: I might be wrong and she has been in a school too)

 

[FarmVille]

omg this is the most boring thread on the farms—commenters have become cows

 

[Dnein]

"My children." I enjoy that she calls them her children. I know teachers who feel close to THEIR KIDS THAT ARE IN THEIR CLASSROOM FIVE DAYS A WEEK (or even a college professor referring to their young adult students as "their kids"), but it's irritating to hear her speak like she has ownership over someone because she was a substitute over a decade ago.

Also lol at her making the BIGGEST deal over the autistic kid masturbating. It's not like an intellectually typical person doing this to you with some sort of nefarious intent. It's such a big deal to her! I feel like she's trying to give it the gravitas of a rape story with the culmination being "and they had to send him home" instead of "he got right years." It's not that I think rape jokes are funny, but this is just so devoid of sensitivity and compassion that it makes me laugh. I just think understanding mentally handicapped people don't necessarily understand social convention, but are still human beings with sex drives, is a basic concept, and I feel like a lot of people here agree with me. Preparing myself for dumb ratings.

She really thinks this kid was doing this AT her? She is completely trying to make it into some scenario where she was being sexually assaulted and is a big victim... It's also amazing she assumed it was about her appearance. Really?

His framework is completely different. That kid was probably just looking where was was supposed to, or at the loud bitch that drew his attention. The odds of her appearance or sexuality being part of his process are low. He could have even been triggered BY her being scary and unfamiliar and trying to calm down.

He's autistic, he's fucking stimming and has no concept that it's socially unacceptable even if he does associate it with sex. Frankly, a low functioning kid may not even have any association between "this feeling is nice" and sex in the first place. They just do sensory things. It may be no more sexual that tapping his foot to him.

It's not some random guy making a point or finding it exciting to do something socially offensive, or trying to hold rapey power over her.

Just a tip, 99.9% of the time, it's not about you, Polissa. You are projecting and incapable of empathy, and you are not that important in anyone else's mind.

 

[LonesomeDud]

omg this is the most boring thread on the farms—commenters have become cows

I really like mundane cows. They're not for everyone, but I enjoy content where nothing actually happens.