Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

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A little thought: Why do they refer to their waifus as "2D"? They aren't two-dimensional.

True, their images are created on a 2-dimensional medium (computer screen, paper, etc.). But in themselves they aren't two- but three-dimensional. This is like referring two a flesh-and-blood girlfriend as "2D" because you have a two-dimensional photo of her.

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Clearly, Pochaco's knees are in front of her seat, while her derrière is above it and her arms are to the left and right of her soft voluptuous body. Three spatial degrees of freedom.

If anime girls were in fact 2D, they'd appear as anime-girl-shaped outlines to us, with the internal organs clearly visible within. (There are probably disturbing images of that kind to be found on teh webz, but I'm not going to look for them.) To each other, they would appear as lines.

Also, in two dimensions there could probably be no complex organic molecules (or analogous structures) or neurological circuits, thus human-like life would likely be impossible.

Waifuists need to stop belittling their girls by claiming they lack a degree of freedom. And, like I already mentionend, learn how to prepare a romantic dinner. Imagine Hatsune Miku's reaction if someone romantically interested in her slapped a burger and fries and coke in front of her and called it a "dinner". She'd either laugh in his face and walk out on him or politely leave as soon as possible and never talk to him again.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
A little thought: Why do they refer to their waifus as "2D"? They aren't two-dimensional.

True, their images are created on a 2-dimensional medium (computer screen, paper, etc.). But in themselves they aren't two- but three-dimensional. This is like referring two a flesh-and-blood girlfriend as "2D" because you have a two-dimensional photo of her.

super_pochaco_by_paxiti-d8sqne1.jpg


Clearly, Pochaco's knees are in front of her seat, while her derrière is above it and her arms are to the left and right of her soft voluptuous body. Three spatial degrees of freedom.

If anime girls were in fact 2D, they'd appear as anime-girl-shaped outlines to us, with the internal organs clearly visible within. (There are probably disturbing images of that kind to be found on teh webz, but I'm not going to look for them.) To each other, they would appear as lines.

Also, in two dimensions there could probably be no complex organic molecules (or analogous structures) or neurological circuits, thus human-like life would likely be impossible.

Waifuists need to stop belittling their girls by claiming they lack a degree of freedom. And, like I already mentionend, learn how to prepare a romantic dinner. Imagine Hatsune Miku's reaction if someone romantically interested in her slapped a burger and fries and coke in front of her and called it a "dinner". She'd either laugh in his face and walk out on him or politely leave as soon as possible and never talk to him again.
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They are called 2D only because they are from screen or on paper. One can also call them 2D due to the fact they come from cartoons that most likely aren't even 1/10th of groundbreaking.
 
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And here I was, silly me, thinking that these people just pretended to fuck pretty cartoon girls.

Until I learned that they refer to real human beings as "3D's" (of all things), as if there were "2D" people with real feelings! Thats funny!

...oh.

...

It's been too long Kiwi Farms. I need to take time to de-sensitize myself to this bullshit again.
 
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Mecha-Lenin said:
And here I was, silly me, thinking that these people just pretended to fuck pretty cartoon girls.

Until I learned that they refer to real human beings as "3D's" (of all things), as if there were "2D" people with real feelings! Thats funny!
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There's also the acronym 3DPD. 3D Pig Disgusting.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
A little thought: Why do they refer to their waifus as "2D"? They aren't two-dimensional.

True, their images are created on a 2-dimensional medium (computer screen, paper, etc.). But in themselves they aren't two- but three-dimensional. This is like referring two a flesh-and-blood girlfriend as "2D" because you have a two-dimensional photo of her.

super_pochaco_by_paxiti-d8sqne1.jpg


Clearly, Pochaco's knees are in front of her seat, while her derrière is above it and her arms are to the left and right of her soft voluptuous body. Three spatial degrees of freedom.

If anime girls were in fact 2D, they'd appear as anime-girl-shaped outlines to us, with the internal organs clearly visible within. (There are probably disturbing images of that kind to be found on teh webz, but I'm not going to look for them.) To each other, they would appear as lines.

Also, in two dimensions there could probably be no complex organic molecules (or analogous structures) or neurological circuits, thus human-like life would likely be impossible.

Waifuists need to stop belittling their girls by claiming they lack a degree of freedom. And, like I already mentionend, learn how to prepare a romantic dinner. Imagine Hatsune Miku's reaction if someone romantically interested in her slapped a burger and fries and coke in front of her and called it a "dinner". She'd either laugh in his face and walk out on him or politely leave as soon as possible and never talk to him again.
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You okay, buddy?
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
A little thought: Why do they refer to their waifus as "2D"? They aren't two-dimensional.

True, their images are created on a 2-dimensional medium (computer screen, paper, etc.). But in themselves they aren't two- but three-dimensional. This is like referring two a flesh-and-blood girlfriend as "2D" because you have a two-dimensional photo of her.

super_pochaco_by_paxiti-d8sqne1.jpg


Clearly, Pochaco's knees are in front of her seat, while her derrière is above it and her arms are to the left and right of her soft voluptuous body. Three spatial degrees of freedom.

If anime girls were in fact 2D, they'd appear as anime-girl-shaped outlines to us, with the internal organs clearly visible within. (There are probably disturbing images of that kind to be found on teh webz, but I'm not going to look for them.) To each other, they would appear as lines.

Also, in two dimensions there could probably be no complex organic molecules (or analogous structures) or neurological circuits, thus human-like life would likely be impossible.

Waifuists need to stop belittling their girls by claiming they lack a degree of freedom. And, like I already mentionend, learn how to prepare a romantic dinner. Imagine Hatsune Miku's reaction if someone romantically interested in her slapped a burger and fries and coke in front of her and called it a "dinner". She'd either laugh in his face and walk out on him or politely leave as soon as possible and never talk to him again.
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Because :autism:
 
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AnOminous said:
You know, this is actually less depressing, unfulfilling and ultimately nihilistic than those polyamorous scumcucks at Kimchi Cuddles. Slightly, I suppose.
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"Kimchi Cuddles".
When reading this term, I first supposed it was some toyline or cartoon with a retarded fanbase. Then Google told me it is something SJW with walls of text in speach bubbles emanating from crudely drawn faces...

...even when it has been photoshopped into some retarded comic panel.

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(Sorry for offtopic.)
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
"Kimchi Cuddles".
When reading this term, I first supposed it was some toyline or cartoon with a exceptional fanbase. Then Google told me it is something SJW with walls of text in speach bubbles emanating from crudely drawn faces...
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The short of it, to finish off the digression, is that it's basically propaganda for becoming a polyamorous cuck, which is presented as wonderful and great but then almost all of it is crying about how actually miserable and shitty it is, i.e. waifuists actually compare favorably with someone.
 
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Uncanny Valley said:
Sora no Otoshimono is SRS BNS
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I don't know the anime (actually, I generally don't know that many anime...); but Ikaros sure seems waifulicious. That BDSM-style "chain around the neck"-thing could be a bit disturbing, though.

I guess the parents were rather unaccepting of his fandom, they may be very conservative and have seen all that anime stuff as satanic evilness.

I think in that case it would be best to go with the flow as a parent and watch the series together with the kid. Then do some things which distract him from his obsession, like non-anime-related media and books, maybe take him on a little field trip or two, show him how fascinating our own planet is. That way, the need for escapism would be reduced.

I'll probably get banned soon from r/waifuism.

Rules for r/waifuism

Rules that visitors must follow to participate. May be used as reasons to report or ban.

Multiple Waifu
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One waifu allowed. If something changes in your relationship and you break up and find someone else, then fine, that's different, but never more than one at a time. Waifuism is a serious commitment akin to actual marriage and should be treated as such. You behave in a way that befits being devoted to your 2D spouse, and this includes only being married to your one and only.

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3D - Real People
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No dating or being romantically involved with a real person while also claiming a waifu. This is considered a betrayal toward your waifu. The same as if you were married to a real person then dated someone on the side. If you find someone in real life that you truly love more than your waifu, then by all means pursue what will make you happier. But you cannot have both.

Casual/Hugblanketing
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Per rule #3, This is a community for those who are in serious committed relationships with their waifu. If you are not totally committed to your waifu, then this is not the right place for you. Being "casually" into Waifuism, as in you aren't serious or devoted to her as a spouse, is not welcome here.

Hugblanketing is a term where a waifu is used simply as a tool to make someone feel better. A hugblanketer will drop a waifu for a real person if given the opportunity. This is not acceptable.

Headcanon
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Headcanon is defined as creating previously unknown details about your waifu. These can range from minor to major, from small details to entire personality aspects.

What is banned: Changing your waifu in a way that directly conflicts canon or changes her personality or character. (Ex. If your waifu is a shy bookish type but you want her to be loud and extroverted. This cannot be changed)

What isn't banned: Saying your waifu loves dogs when there is nothing saying she does or doesn't.


They sure succeed at making the catholic catechism look tame.
 
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