why do you say douche bag instead of deuce bag?

[vomitusdeux]

I'd rather be a vagina bag than a poop bag.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Who says you can’t put poop in a douche bag?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Who says you can’t put poop in a douche bag?

Who says you can't put douche in a poop bag?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Who says you can't put douche in a poop bag?

Touché.

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

Only trannies douche these days. I’d rather be a poop bag than an amhole waste bag.