🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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>Needs electricity to pump water into a cistern.
LMAO. Peak third world infrastructure.
This brings a lot of questions: How is 'based' for a libertarian right-winger to move into hiper regulated country? Did he made no research whatsoever? Why not move to a area of Mexico without this system? Because it makes the rent cheaper? Do you have so little money that even when converting your dollars into pesos you still have nothing?
 
>Needs electricity to pump water into a cistern.
LMAO. Peak third world infrastructure.
This brings a lot of questions: How is 'based' for a libertarian right-winger to move into hiper regulated country? Did he made no research whatsoever? Why not move to a area of Mexico without this system? Because it makes the rent cheaper? Do you have so little money that even when converting your dollars into pesos you still have nothing?
Ralph is a welfare sped from birth who only started posturing as right wing once he failed at trying to write for the left and cashed in on GamerGate, where everyone would suck off a rotting, sclerotic feral dog if yipped something that sounded like it supported them

Actually some of the earliest indications of the cow Ethan Ralph would become were when he would Bob his head assentingly every time daddy Jim told Sargon to fuck off over a plan for gamergate version x.

The reason is that you knew Ralph would LOVE to have that kind of easy exposure if he weren’t so firmly hitched to Jim.
 
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>Needs electricity to pump water into a cistern.
LMAO. Peak third world infrastructure.
This brings a lot of questions: How is 'based' for a libertarian right-winger to move into hiper regulated country? Did he made no research whatsoever? Why not move to a area of Mexico without this system? Because it makes the rent cheaper? Do you have so little money that even when converting your dollars into pesos you still have nothing?
Ralph is neither a libertarian nor a right winger, he's a standard issue city Democrat lib.

Loves the cops, loves to snitch, loves big government, but is somehow shocked and outraged when the tax bill comes.

He just kinda fell in with a group of people he thought were "edgy" and started his grift based on that, parroting some points but with no actual conviction to speak of.

He's no different than Matt "Most red pulled motherfucker" Jarbo.
 
Didn’t Meigh also have to beg their previous AirBNB landlord to help pay for some bills? Now electricity gets shut off at their new rental because Meigh “forgot” to pay. Where did the money go indeed Ralph.
You're thinking of the trip to Cuba last year where it was later reported by Harry that they had a spat that ended with The Gunt deserting Pantsu and Rozy for a day or so and with Pantsu having no money or anything she ended up contacting the AirBnB asking him to kick back some money so she could get things like food and water.
 
what's the situation on the ground in merida and places like that

like if his cell service gets cancelled because he's a dumb retard is free wifi a thing the local mcdonalds has
Yes there is free wifi everywhere, it's very common. There's also plenty of places that will allow you to charge you phone for free. If ralph continues to remain radio silent it's for a different reason. There's nothing that would keep him away from twitter. We know this.
 
If Ralph can scrape together the gas money (doubtful), they could always make the hour round trip to the beach and bathe in spic piss.

The Gunt deserting Pantsu and Rozy for a day or so and with Pantsu having no money or anything she ended up contacting the AirBnB asking him to kick back some money so she could get things like food and water.
Father of the year right here.
 
I went to check news articles from Merida to see if there was anything about a fat american expat getting arrested but all I found was this
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Fear not everyone! Gunt has not melted into a recliner from the Yucatan heat. He woke up at the crack of noon to send Greg Conte an email. Nobody know who will be interviewing him or on what stream since Ralph is broke and can't afford electricity. A paypig wonders as well.

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Why would Conte ever agree to talk with some nobody who doesn't even have a blue checkmark?
 
Why would Conte ever agree to talk with some nobody who doesn't even have a blue checkmark?
It's because the Ralphamale is the Larry King of our time, aylawg!

Just ask all the big names who have recently been interviewed by him. Like.....Joel Davis and.....Sephardic Dingo and......others.
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It's because the Ralphamale is the Larry King of our time, aylawg!

Just ask all the big names who have recently been interviewed by him. Like.....Joel Davis and.....Sephardic Dingo and......others.
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LOL, someone needs to reply with him starting to talk about his dick out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation with someone else.
 
It's because the Ralphamale is the Larry King of our time, aylawg!

Just ask all the big names who have recently been interviewed by him. Like.....Joel Davis and.....Sephardic Dingo and......others.
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No, he has to be talking about one of the.. idk, tens, hundreds? of hookers or porn “actresses” he “interviewed”
 
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