🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pigtoad]

My guess is that Pantsu finally bailed or is threatening to bail after yesterday's power bill tantrum.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

this is the real work. ethan was enthusiastically asking Conte for an interview 2 hours ago while his power was still out. then in the interim his power was restored and THAT'S when he decides to give up? no way, he is just setting up hype for his BIG RETURN.

exactly this is him pulling his patented RalphFemale behavior. He dead mommied and suicided baited last week, this week it's "imma retire guys". It's just him manipulating retards into benzobucks. It'll work too.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Lul was he hacked or is he just baiting

It's pure bait. He does not even has the means to retire.

 

[NicoFountaine]

I still believe my theory could be correct. CFE requires you to sign a new contract if you switch payment methods.

Yeah,

No one likes to deal with that shit. So most tenants just use the landowner's utility account. Transferring service is a hassle. You can universally pay any account at the ATM's so that's what most people do. My dad died in 2013. Yet my mother's house still has the utility account to his name. She hasn't even bothered to transfer the account because why? IF you want to sign in to autopay I think it's necessary for the bank account to match the name on the utility bill. But landowners don't like their tenants owning the utility account because if they fuck off without clearing the bill it's a huge problem for them. Since the debt is rooted on the property and while he could start a new contract for the new tenant someone has to clear the bill. And some sleazy people just won't.

So you can spend weeks to months clearing that up everytime a tenant moves away so landlords would rarely allow you to start a new contract on their property. So I don't think that's the case.

 

[gaystoner]

YOO EYLAWGS JUS DON GET IT. RALPHAMALE ALWAYS WENS. 5 STAR BISH. PUBLICLY SHAMING AND FIGHTING MY WIFE...MY BELONGINGS...IS WHAT REAL RALPHAMALES DO. BAITING SUICIDE SYMPATHY IS WHAT A REAL MAN DOES

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

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Ralphamales... is it over?

There's no LGBT flag big enough to outweigh the number of rainbows this post deserves.

 

[L Lawliett]

It's pure bait. He does not even has the means to retire.

Guess the retort won't be aborted after all

 

[Bull Kike]

It’s likely a work, but then again he looks alot like Lowtax right now so…

 

[LadiosSopp]

Suicide bait or a 'work', you be the judge. Pathetic either way.

Spoiler

Also funny

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Probably not feeling the Xannies as much so he's being extra womanly and gay today. What a baiting little bitch.

 

[Chimplord1997]

I am just wondering at what age will the Ralphamale first molest/fuck his daughter. Maybe we should start a poll or a betting pool. And maybe a 2ndary betting pool for the age he first sticks his thumb up her ass, video record it, and call her a whore.

Nigga you are a pedophile or something

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph woke up to see his latest ploy to get Meigh to ditch him and take the crying tumor with her failed when the lights turned on and she was still there grinning like a retard. That's why it's Real Sad Hours at Casa del Gordo.

 

[NicoFountaine]

It’s likely a work, but then again he looks alot like Lowtax right now so…

Lowtax had three exes bonding around how much they hated lowtax. Who will be the third Ralphamale mistress?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

PLEASE STREAM RALPH

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Buck up champ, have a swig of cheap tequila, bump a line, and come out swinging like a proper Ralphamale.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Lowtax had three exes bonding around how much they hated lowtax. Who will be the third Ralphamale mistress?

Faith and Adrienne Blair regularly exchange friendly pleasantries and jokes on Twitter. Alice still hates him. We’re looking for #5 or 6 now…

 

[Lidl Drip]

Extremely womanly bitchmade behavior. Ralph is literally a 13 year old BPD teenage girl.

 

[Chimplord1997]

After claiming to have power restored Ralph has now lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzodiazepine (Xannax), THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.
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Or maybe it is the over 90 F temperature combined with hot flashes from serotonin syndrome sucking out Ralph's will.

There's something poetic about PPP freezing in the cabin and Ralph melting in the tin roof crack shack. It's a very appolonian vs dionysian dynamic. The divine twins archetype in the indo European pantheon that is the sektur (Jim being sky father obviously)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You kind of need to have a real job to retire. E begging is not a job. But good job Ralph. Total Alog victory!

 

[Near]

Yep. Seems to me like yet another undisputable A-log victory, Ralph.

 

[make_it_so]

RALPH IF YOU SELL THE CRACKSHACK THE ONLY PLACE YOULL BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO LIVE IS AFRICA

YOU HAVE TO GO TO AFRICA

He can crash with the Gambian Groyper.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I am just wondering at what age will the Ralphamale first molest/fuck his daughter. Maybe we should start a poll or a betting pool. And maybe a 2ndary betting pool for the age he first sticks his thumb up her ass, video record it, and call her a whore.

What the fuck is wrong with you?