Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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LMA FUCKING O

Nigga we won
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>30-45 Days

Unless he commits 41%, he'll be back within a week when he thinks the intra-tranny fuzz has died down.

Always remember:

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Nuns with guns said:
Kevin Spacey would've gotten away with it he tranned out instead of stating he's a fag. Too bad Keffals can't just say “I discovered I'm trans” and have the controversy go away. Should've waited to chop your cock off, bro.
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It would ostracize them completely from their original base, but Keffals could go the detransition route. Just say they got addicted to drugs because they regret becoming a "woman" and the evil kiwis coming after them. Of course the main problem is any attention they'd gain from doing that would be temporary since Keffals is just an unlikable person.
 
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Dyn said:
There is absolutely no chance the doctor said that.
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The only withdrawal that might kill you is benzos and alcohol.
And there's out patient treatments for that, hes not that far gone.
Leaflands healthcare is fucked, he's not going to rehab that quick unless he's paying a fucking fortune for it.
He's lying his rotten moobs off.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
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Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
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[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
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I don't remember cocaine causing racism, what a stupid cunt.
 
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unctuous mouthfeel said:
I used to work in a rehab place and the only things to detox from that will kill you are benzos or alcohol.
edited to add: as far as I recall. perhaps some med dorks have updated knowledge
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Yeah that's why I said Xanax. Adds up in my eyes, remember that stream where they couldnt put a mic part together and were slurring?
 
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Punished Neco said:
So I occasionally check the Following list on Twitter because it actually at times can give a pretty accurate timeline. The top 10-15 accounts are always the same for some reason (maybe Twitter circle, I'm not entirely sure) but below that the new follows appear to be listed in chronological order, Tipster and Onni being right near one another for example (they were heavily involved in the discourse around the Retard drama).

Anyway doing a quick look it appears Keffals has followed 23 Online Poker providers/websites and pro players. This appears to have been done in the last 5-10 days Edit: 24 hours
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There was 1 more account called "PokerStars Twitch" but I couldn't be bothered to take an extra screenshot of just 1 account.
Every single one of these accounts is either a Poker player or website.

Degen Gambler Arc?
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Are we really sure Keffels isn't just Ralph in a wig? They're becoming even more similar as time goes on
 
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I can bet money thet he is going to go to one of those faggy "let's talk in a circle" drug-rehab centers. My high school teacher (who used to give lessons both in them and the "let's treat those junkies like ther are in prison lmao" ones) claimed that over 80% patients of the former go back to drugs within a year, and they exist solely to siphon people's cash. It will be another vacation for him; he will post on Twitter daily, of course.

The real question for me is - if he can afford such things, how much money does Keffals really have left? I thought that he would be broke for several months now, but guess not. Perhaps Ben Collin's donations were larger than we anticipated?
 
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I don't think Keffals will be able to just come back now that the "where did the money go" question is out there - that was the main thing I was seeing on Twitter and the LivestreamFails reddit yesterday, that he was a grifter who didn't sue the police department and blew it on drugs. If he went away for six months maybe people would stop caring, but you know he'll be tweeting before the weekend.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
Now that Keffals is a "Smack Head", does he know that he's also hurting Jesus?

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Jesus isn't pulling that face because he's in pain over the injection. Keffals has just blasted out one of his porn-level farts, and Christ is wincing due to the heady aroma from the mixture of impacted faeces, overflow diarrhoea and the stale semen of a dozen troon-shaggers.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
I don't think Keffals will be able to just come back now that the "where did the money go" question is out there - that was the main thing I was seeing on Twitter and the LivestreamFails reddit yesterday, that he was a grifter who didn't sue the police department and blew it on drugs. If he went away for six months maybe people would stop caring, but you know he'll be tweeting before the weekend.
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Out of curiosity how will the money situation go? Will it be similar to the insane gofundme scam of a woman faking her cancer and scamming a fuckton of money from friends and family to fuel an opioid addiction (Jenny Flynn Cataldo if you want to look up the insane scam)?
I'm assuming there'd be a lawsuit involved especially if the money was used to fuel Keffal's drug addiction or just wasted on shit unrelated to the promises of suing the Farms and Canada but I'm no legal expert so I don't know if that's the direction it'll go.

Either way I'm kind of hoping the retards who donated don't get their money back because I personally think they got what they paid for in the end.
 
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