Science Study Says Men Think You're Dumber When You Wear This Type Of Clothing

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Study Says Men Think You're Dumber When You Wear This Type Of Clothing​

Newsflash: Men think you're dumber when you're wearing skimpy clothes.

And newsflash: I think men look dumb no matter what they're wearing.

A study says men think you're dumber when you're wearing this:​

A 2011 study reveals that when men see a lady who's showing a bit of flesh, their instinct immediately assumes that while she is capable of emotions, she's unable to think for herself. Scientists revealed that "the naked flesh is seen as capable of feeling and needing protection from harm."

What do men think when a woman is undressing right before some sexy time? How stupid she must be?

In contrast, a covered-up woman is seen as "intelligent and likable." According to the study: "When men see body shots of women as compared with face shots, they judge women to be less intelligent, likable, ambitious, and competent." Interestingly enough, HowAboutWe has a piece called "Why Women Look More Like 'Girlfriend Material' In The Fall," which seems to be based on this same premise.

So when men are hitting on me far more in the summer because my boobs are all but bouncing out of my dress, they're not seeing me as likable?

I'm just a piece of meat to them, huh? Well, it's good to know that objectification of women is a scientific fact. Talk about walking contradictions — they really do want the virgin and the wh*re, but on their terms.

Further analysis of the male brain also found that when shown photos deemed "risqué," the part of the brain that's supposed to be doing all the thinking literally decreases in activity. Maybe this is why I have men walking into buildings and lampposts on my account all summer long — they can think of nothing but my bouncing cleavage (this may be a mild exaggeration, but let's go with it, shall we?)

We all know that men don't have much going on up there usually, so wear what you want and let men think you're stupid for it, to hell with them.

This decrease in thinking does explain my mother's life-long mantra that men think with their nether region — she could never bring herself to say "penis," God bless her little heart.

So now you know why men look forward to a short skirt and summer dress season after a long winter. Their brains need a break from all that thinking. Which, as Barbie has taught us girls, is SUPER hard.

 

[Meat Target]

Your boobs may be nice, but that doesn't mean I always wanna see them. There's a time and place for everything.

If I were sashaying around the office in a banana hammock, you'd rightly report me to HR or have me arrested.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

That's because girls wearing something skimpy and men not being allowed to look at her (unless you are Adonis who came down from the Heavens) is the norm. Ergo, if ogling isn't allowed, why even bother wear anything skimpy?

 

[The handsome tard]

That's because girls wearing something skimpy and men not being allowed to look at her (unless you are Adonis who came down from the Heavens) is the norm. Ergo, if ogling isn't allowed, why even bother wear anything skimpy?

The wonders of being raised on double think

 

[Bland Crumbs]

What do men think when a woman is undressing right before some sexy time? How stupid she must be?

Well...no because that is different than showing up to a bar half dressed.

I'm just a piece of meat to them, huh? Well, it's good to know that objectification of women is a scientific fact. Talk about walking contradictions — they really do want the virgin and the wh*re, but on their terms.

Regardless of your attire I am starting to think you are pretty stupid. Of course it would be on their own terms if those are the terms they want.

You are not just a piece of meat to probably most men but the drive to procreate is second only two the drive to survive and even that takes a backseat from time to time.

Further analysis of the male brain also found that when shown photos deemed "risqué," the part of the brain that's supposed to be doing all the thinking literally decreases in activity. Maybe this is why I have men walking into buildings and lampposts on my account all summer long — they can think of nothing but my bouncing cleavage (this may be a mild exaggeration, but let's go with it, shall we?)

Yes some men stop thinking when they see an attractive woman. The why is already covered in my previous reply this dunce. Though based on this picture I am betting no one has ever walked into anything because they saw you rather they had to dodge out of the way to avoid getting rolled over.

The ego on this beast:

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

What do men think when a woman is undressing right before some sexy time? How stupid she must be?

Yes.

So when men are hitting on me far more in the summer because my boobs are all but bouncing out of my dress, they're not seeing me as likable?

Correct.

they really do want the virgin and the wh*re, but on their terms.

Exactly.

Glad I could help clear this up.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Jokes on them, I think the majority of women are stupid no matter what they wear.

Of course, I think the majority of men are stupid too, but that doesn't matter.

This decrease in thinking does explain my mother's life-long mantra that men think with their nether region

Your mother was stupid too.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

So when men are hitting on me far more in the summer because my boobs are all but bouncing out of my dress

Maybe this is why I have men walking into buildings and lampposts on my account all summer long

This brag is the entire reason this article exists. It's also presumably untrue.

Talk about walking contradictions — they really do want the virgin and the wh*re, but on their terms.

how hard is it to to be monogamous and also have sex like a human being

 

[Troonos]

This article from a fat, ugly woman is just pure cope. Don't be bitter because no one wants to see your flesh, and your barren body will be consumed by your 13 cats one day when you die childless and alone.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

The only correct answer is to not give a fuck. If a person wants to assume my knowledge on any subject based on my appearance alone, them he's probably dumber than I am and I shouldn't give a fuck about impressing him. The whole idea of posturing for the sake of a strangers feelings is complete bullshit. As long as it's appropriate and practical for the given workplace, nobody should care. The quality of your work should be the focus at your job.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I can guarantee when I have my hair down at work I am more likely to not only get away with mistakes, but men are more likely to notice and assist me. If I have my hair up, barely anything. Real shit.

Really, you should not be judging anyone by how they look but zoomie zooms and younger millenials somehow have not grasped that concept.

 

[derpherp2]

Man I wish I could think with my cock, everything could be so simple.
Then again, even my cock knows simple pattern recognition.


For example.
Lmao fat.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I can guarantee when I have my hair down at work I am more likely to not only get away with mistakes, but men are more likely to notice and assist me. If I have my hair up, barely anything. Real shit.

Really, you should not be judging anyone by how they look but zoomie zooms and younger millenials somehow have not grasped that concept.

Before I decide how to rate your post, is your hair up or down?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

People of either gender will judge you based on how you present yourself. That's just reality. It's one thing to wear a tank top and shorts when it's humid out but if you walk around in a short skin tight dress with your boobs and ass cheeks hanging out people are gonna think you're a street walker.
It's like that old Dave Chappell quote: "You may not be a whore, but you're wearing a whore's uniform."

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I can guarantee when I have my hair down at work I am more likely to not only get away with mistakes, but men are more likely to notice and assist me. If I have my hair up, barely anything. Real shit.

Really, you should not be judging anyone by how they look but zoomie zooms and younger millenials somehow have not grasped that concept.

You 100% should judge someone by how they look, because how they look is literally in their power. If they're burnt to fuck, or just ugly, sure, try not to be a dick. But if you dress like a slob, or are fat, or are ripped, or are dressed nice, people do and should judge you.

 

[Meat Target]

So when men are hitting on me far more in the summer because my boobs are all but bouncing out of my dress, they're not seeing me as likable?

They look stupid. You look like a Vegas whore. Whatever. It's just an appraisal. Keep 'em if you want. Look stupid. See if I give a fuck.

 

[draggs]

No one is hitting on this woman

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Before I decide how to rate your post, is your hair up or down?

Lmao

You 100% should judge someone by how they look, because how they look is literally in their power. If they're burnt to fuck, or just ugly, sure, try not to be a dick. But if you dress like a slob, or are fat, or are ripped, or are dressed nice, people do and should judge you.

That would have not been easy to do when I used to work at Home Depot lol. Every contractor walking in is covered in grease stains, paint, and dust. It's ok to be nice to unclean people in such circumstances because hardwork doesn't go hand in hand with cleanliness. Now if I was still in healthcare you bet your ass I would be repulsed.

It depends on the situation, so the article writer just really comes across as a mega bitch. We don't allow misogynists to make such articles, we shouldn't allow misandrists to make them either.

This decrease in thinking does explain my mother's life-long mantra that men think with their nether region — she could never bring herself to say "penis," God bless her little heart.

I just noticed this bitch is patronizing her own mother too. Christ.

 

[khaine]

Hot girls get away with shit. News at 11.

 

[Abradolfus_Linclerson]

The SCHNOZZ on this beast:
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FTFY.

Didn't bother looking at the byline, but the nose seems to indicate it's one of (((THEM)))...