Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maricón de Mierda said:
If Tommy Tooter ever defeated me in an intellectual battle of wits like this, I would drown myself in the bathtub.
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You could actually drown yourself in a bathtub. I don't think Patrick could even fit in one, and if he did want to drown himself in one, he'd have to do it in the prone position. I'd guess maybe an inch of water could remain in the tub with him.

I know this is coming out of nowhere, but hear me out:

After Dr. Dindu diagnosed him as very, very, so extremely fat a few posts back, it got me thinking. He has large, pendulous titties, the type fit men do not possess. Seen from the front, his neck is the same width as his head. I've only ever seen two other types of men that weren't disgustingly obese with this morphology: bodybuilders and Big Ed (and Big Ed is not particularly fit).

Then I looked at pictures of him that showed his full body. At first I thought he was cosplaying as Violet Beauregarde and had forgot to apply blue paint. But no, he looked like that every single time, in many pictures over a period of years.

Point being, I agree with our esteemed healthcare provider colleague: Patrick is fucking fat.
 
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Posting Perry's grades and telling a person his daughter is going to leave him just blows my mind. Instead of distancing himself from what are truly shameful displays of academic ability and personal conduct, Pat frequently discusses topics he's brutally failed at. It's as if he wants to bring attention to the past and provoke his detractors. He's memory-holed all the terrible things he's done and what you get now is this lifelong cope where he spitefully speaks down to others on social media to sate his misanthropic retardation all the while doing nothing except existing fatly.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy breaking the irony meter with some parenting advice:

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Proof that Patrick's daughter would have killed herself if he was in her life.
On a happier note since you didn't link the whole Tweet from Blair.
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That's how you be a real father. Keep it up man.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy breaking the irony meter with some parenting advice:

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Thank god his daughter isn't in his life, he would 100% make her cut her tits off for twitter updoots.

Tommy Tooter chimes in:

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Fantasizing about children leaving and walking into the state's hands. Promoting trans grooming of children. A total lack of interest in his own child, being a man a father, being an adult. Groomer. Also fat.
 
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