Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Phony Chicken]

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

Ok? What am I supposed to be seeing? I see someone with that name on a Warhammer game site. Anything else?

 

[Strix454]

Ok? What am I supposed to be seeing? I see someone with that name on a Warhammer game site. Anything else?

Not really. The "enklechewer" thing was first posted on the farms back in 2019. Its old news. You can find really dated info on gaming sites about Nick, but its all boring. This guy seems to have been proud of himself for scraping the name from something and had to announce it here.

 

[dustnight]

Over Under on how many of his Kids Troon.

At least 3. I hope Drexel grooms all his daughters.

Maybe if we're lucky the more rebellious one will become an ultra trad cath conservative prude.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

What's the breakdown of his kids?

I think he has two male children. They will both troon. From being molested by Drexel.

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Source: Obit of Nick's grandmother so calm down, everyone. Also, NICK has made his life, and the ages of his kids, public.

It's not like I'm any kind of first-class Farmer. It's just "Rekieta obituary" on Google. 2 clicks.

Edit: Nick's grandmother* (not great-grandmother)

 

[VeeAndro]

From Spaded Dave's drop about a slapfight in the locals, does this mean that Nick's new friends think that criminals are based?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Why do they all have whoville names? Not trying to alog the kids but god damn what suzie-lou who type shit is this?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why do they all have whoville names? Not trying to alog the kids but god damn what suzie-lou who type shit is this?

What do you expect from a guy with Nick’s midlife crisis tattoo.

At least the names don’t all come from Twilight

 

[Phony Chicken]

SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Are those first & middle names or did they give them those as just first names?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Source: Obit of Nick's grandmother so calm down, everyone. Also, NICK has made his life, and the ages of his kids, public.

It's not like I'm any kind of first-class Farmer. It's just "Rekieta obituary" on Google. 2 clicks.

Edit: Nick's grandmother* (not great-grandmother)

Good work. I only knew the first 2 from other sources.

Why do they all have whoville names? Not trying to alog the kids but god damn what suzie-lou who type shit is this?

If I had to guess, the wife named the girls, and Nick named the boys. These girl names sound like some deep south meme. With sisters like that, I would expect brothers named Bart and Cooter.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Source: Obit of Nick's grandmother so calm down, everyone. Also, NICK has made his life, and the ages of his kids, public.

It's not like I'm any kind of first-class Farmer. It's just "Rekieta obituary" on Google. 2 clicks.

Edit: Nick's grandmother* (not great-grandmother)

Why do all the daughters have two names? They are going to be strippers and whores for sure.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Source: Obit of Nick's grandmother so calm down, everyone. Also, NICK has made his life, and the ages of his kids, public.

It's not like I'm any kind of first-class Farmer. It's just "Rekieta obituary" on Google. 2 clicks.

Edit: Nick's grandmother* (not great-grandmother)

Wait, I thought his kids were home schooled? One of his kid's seems to be enrolled in a private school.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Why do they all have whoville names? Not trying to alog the kids but god damn what suzie-lou who type shit is this?

"Live, Laugh, Love" white women that marry closeted gay men and so have to resort to posting borderline nudes for validation once they smash the wall. That is the source of these types of names.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Wait, I thought his kids were home schooled? One of his kid's seems to be enrolled in a private school.

Hmmmm - 2 possibilities off the top of my head:

1) I'm assuming you're discussing the eldest who would be in high school now. Maybe to do the extra-curricular activities (sports, music, etc - which we know the Rekieta kids do in the local schools) the eldest needs to be enrolled even if he does not officially attend classes? Maybe some exemption for homeschoolers to do activities but needs to be enrolled to participate?

(This homeschooling shit is so weird to me, tbh. But MN would likely regulate it fairly closely, as my state does.)

2) A month or so ago Nick did discuss one of his boys wanting to go to public school but - supposedly - he realized he'd have to leave the co-op, and reconsidered. Maybe he reconsidered the reconsideration?

 

[Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus]

"Live, Laugh, Love" white women that marry closeted gay men and so have to resort to post borderline nudes for validation once they smash the wall. That is the source of these types of names.

Ted was supposed to be a comedy, not a guide to naming your children.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Hmmmm - 2 possibilities off the top of my head:

1) I'm assuming you're discussing the eldest who would be in high school now. Maybe to do the extra-curricular activities (sports, music, etc - which we know the Rekieta kids do in the local schools) the eldest needs to be enrolled even if he does not officially attend classes? Maybe some exemption for homeschoolers to do activities but needs to be enrolled to participate?

(This homeschooling shit is so weird to me, tbh. But MN would likely regulate it fairly closely, as my state does.)

2) A month or so ago Nick did discuss one of his boys wanting to go to public school but - supposedly - he realized he'd have to leave the co-op, and reconsidered. Maybe he reconsidered the reconsideration?

Yeah, I suppose 1 is possible. 2 is impossible due to the dates.

I suppose it's not really important anyway.

 

[Pomniman]

Sally Cynthia Balldokeita

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

He's got 5 kids of whom I believe roughly break down like this: Christian 15, Avery (boy) 13, SyliviaMarie 10, AudreyRose 8 (the one who makes him nuts - GO AUDREYROSE!!), and CeciliaJayne 5.

Source: Obit of Nick's grandmother so calm down, everyone. Also, NICK has made his life, and the ages of his kids, public.

It's not like I'm any kind of first-class Farmer. It's just "Rekieta obituary" on Google. 2 clicks.

Edit: Nick's grandmother* (not great-grandmother)

Rekieta and his bug-eyed wife overshare. Overshare to a stupid degree. Or they used to, he will be quietly privating it all now because he is a lolbertarian cuck.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Short chat from Monday night watch party of Rambo 4.

ON NO KIWIW BROS! WE HAS BEEN PWNED!

Spoiler: Pack it in! Mission FAILED!

GingerWithASoul​

Idk where KF gets their info because according to that I did a gofundme for my car and chat financed it cuz I posted ass. Except I’ve never done a gfm or posted ass so they’re batting 0.

Southanarchist​

They were talking about @ThatGingerChick

EgalitarianBtch​

Lol. That was allegedly @ThatGingerChick … I remember Cynthia sperging about that for a bit.

GingerWithASoul​

And it was Cynthia that posted it on KF, makes sense ig

ThisJustinCase​	its the other ginger lady in chat
OhmsLawBadger​	Why would you bring up she who will not be mentioned?

Southanarchist​

Fuck her

GingerWithASoul​

Sorry it was my bad, I ventured over to KF

GingerWithASoul​

I mean full disclosure it does make me a little nervous about being here with all the weird shit there but I don’t add much to the chat so

GingerWithASoul​

I mean full disclosure it does make me a little nervous about being here with all the weird shit there but I don’t add much to the chat so

EgalitarianBtch​	Because at this point, I don’t really care. What’s she gonna do about it? Continue saying childish things about me? oh nooooo. A stranger on the interwebz is maddddd.
Arttheclown​	Shitty butt stain poopy pants dummy!

EgalitarianBtch​

Lmao. Everything about her and the farms is so strange to me.

Southanarchist​

Localized and concentrated autists with a touch of Asperger’s and superiority complex’s.

Arttheclown​

You can't move with that fecal load in your dungarees fudgeybritches.

EgalitarianBtch​

…that is the strangest thing I’ve ever read. I wish the farms had come up with something that original, I may actually have laughed instead of being confused lol

OhmsLawBadger​	I don't see a denial anywhere in your reply.
EgalitarianBtch​	I legit would love to have a conversation with someone off there. But they probably judge me too harshly.

Southanarchist​

Don’t be so sure you haven’t.

jrh5200​

I figure they're like vegans, they can't go 2 seconds without bragging about how fucking spergified they are

Southanarchist​

You would be incorrect.

EgalitarianBtch​

Well, I never thought I would have to deny this but here goes… I don’t have a “fecal load” in my “dungarees” … I’ve never taken or posted a photo where my ass was “shit stained” and I really like to be hygienic and clean lol.

A meme gets taken personally by a narcissist

Spoiler: What do you MEAN you are not talking about ME!?

selwrynn​

Carimachet​

I don’t understand

Southanarchist​	Hitler
Southanarchist​	Art school
Southanarchist​	Jew
Southanarchist​	Third reich
Southanarchist​	Kicked out of art school

selwrynn​	name a historical example of someone who got kicked out of art school
selwrynn​	a prominent historical figure
Carimachet​	Oh right I forgot did he even get into art school at all > sorry I went to art school so it was confusing me
selwrynn​	lets say from the 40s or so
Carimachet​	Jew ?
Southanarchist​	Yeah he had some killed
Carimachet​	I thought he never got in at all I thought he was rejected

Drugs on a plane!

Spoiler: Just crimes

xino_z​

Bread were you the one who absorbed a hit on an airplane by not exhaling

Bread_Pitt​

ive def done it in the airport bathroom....yea you hold it in long enough....blow it down your shirt you can pull it off...handicapped stalls are great

Bread_Pitt​	now dont go flying too close to the sun....what youre doing in this situation can only be described as fucking stupid
xino_z​	Ya i accidentally did bring one but the didn't see it in my make up bag i woulda surrendered jack without incident and a brief prayer
CenoBitanari​	I once took acid on a plane...Small dose tho It was hilarious
xino_z​	Lol we cope our way

Feminism...

RekietaLaw​

Women have it so easy

Mandy_K​

so eay we're paid half.

Politi-sperging:

Spoiler: Dumb Anarchist spergery

Carimachet​	Larry Fink a Jew is your god worship him
Carimachet​	My problem is that people in this chat suck Larry finks dick willingly > a Jew is their god and the people in this chat know absolutely NOTHING about Wikileaks
Carimachet​	The elite are culling the herd and have been for years
aCompleteRandom​	Oh, so you have a generalized problem that isn't related to chat in any way. The reality is that wikileaks has been discussed off and on in chat many times, and general agreement is that they're great. Publishing information is their job, and they do it well, and they've never been caught publishing any false information. Nobody needs to support treason to support wikileaks you dumb bint.
Carimachet​	X https://youtu.be/iK5V89fU61Y
aCompleteRandom​	The problem is, you're a self-admitted communist. I don't want to trust any videos you link to, because I don't want communist bullshit filling my timeline. And before you start with the nonsensical "I'm an anarchist!" bullshit, you actively said that if a person wanted to build their own road on their own property, they'd need community consent. That's community ownership, aka communism you fucking retard.
Carimachet​	You don’t speak forChat > these fags don’t even know who @mmhastings is and were trashing him >> little Jew faggot dick suckers have no brains
Carimachet​	You are a communist you suck the dick of the fake American government
aCompleteRandom​	Chat is trashing YOU more than anything else. And chat would stop if you'd get off whatever spike is poking your ovaries. Nobody cares how much you hate America. If you hate us, why are you in an American's locals chat?
Salshien​	They are called testes not ovaries
aCompleteRandom​	Go on, give me details. How do I suck the dick of anyone, let alone the government that I despise? Give details. No generalities.
Carimachet​	You liar > I never said anything like that > people agree on roads being built on the cities land all the time > go to a city council meeting ffs > you are not intelligent
aCompleteRandom​	You said exactly that. And why the fuck, in anarchy, would anyone need to agree to anything. Anarchy is the ABSENCE of any governing body. God damn you have the education of a three year old.
Carimachet​	You allow propaganda to enter and leave your body with no questions whatsoever should I make a list or ask you questions to prompt your idiocy from the parasite you think is you
aCompleteRandom​	Naturally you spit out generalities. Learn to swallow you fucking cow.
Salshien​	Incorrect, Anarchy is governance by those most willing to exert force to govern. Nature abhors a vacuum
sanglant​	a new hole, that last one is all dried uphttps://youtu.be/pKbZd5GDKkI
MAP_Hanger​	I cant unsee the resemblance
Carimachet​	There are community agreements in anarchy the people rule themselves I have lived and worked in anarchy many times you never have and never will because you are too stuck up the ass of your fake government rules by the elite > go play with your god bill gates
aCompleteRandom​	Correct. It's the part little miss retard missed. "Anarchy" always leads to a government. Typically either communist or dictatorship. And her "idea" of communal ownership of property and resources? That's communism. Which will become a dictatorship. She's dumber than a fucking rock.
Carimachet​	You refuse to listen
sanglant​	wait, you were in chaz/chop?
Carimachet​	Read Nietzsche
Carimachet​	You are stuck within ideological frames frames developed by your beloved state run by the elite cannibals
Mad_Amos​	I really hate him. Much prefer Stoics. Read Marcus Aurelius, you'll feel better.
Carimachet​	You have been eaten by elite cannibals
aCompleteRandom​	You refuse to learn. Your problem, not mine. The abject failure that was Occupy taught you nothing. Just go be a good little grifter and stop insulting everyone and putting words in our mouths, and we can go back to getting along, little communist.
Salshien​	for some retarded reason anarchists refuse to accept that the state and a gang are functionally the same thing. The state is arguably a less bad gang.
sanglant​	the new hotholehttps://youtu.be/pKbZd5GDKkI
Mad_Amos​	Compare organized crime to state actors. Or the cartels in Mexico.
aCompleteRandom​	Right now, I'm thinking the State is the worse gang. When the gangs of Chicago and New York taxed businesses, they promised protection and they fucking PROVIDED IT. The State keeps allowing Antifa and BLM to burn businesses down with little to no consequence. I'd prefer the mob.
Mad_Amos​	Point. They've broken the contract.
Salshien​	you presume that Antifa and BLM acting opposed to the states interest
MAP_Hanger​	I'm not getting into the middle of this convo. That said, do you mean eaten philosophically or financially or?
Salshien​	There is no contract, only force
Carimachet​	Tell me what failure of occupy list the failure tell me details > besides what your fake American government told you elitist fag
Carimachet​	If you support the elite cannibals you are the elite cannibals
sanglant​	most of the gangs they were selling "protection" from were there friends.
aCompleteRandom​	I presumed nothing. As Amos said, they broke the contract. The first and foremost thing your taxes are supposed to pay for are protection from fire, crime, and anything else that will harm your business. The State has instead promoted activities that burn down businesses. They have failed in their most basic duty. They are a gang, and one that wants to kill you and destroy everything you've built. Is that clear enough?
Salshien​	Occupy immediately got coopted by corporatist actors, thus giving rise to the regressive left
sanglant​	lol
Salshien​	Like I responded to Amos, there is no contract. A contract implies mutual agreement, the state wants you to believe that there is mutual agreement, when there is only the force of the state.
Mad_Amos​	The implied contract is giving the gov a monopoly or near monopoly on force in return for some things. Things they no longer provide.
Mad_Amos​	Not saying I agree with giving that power to the State
Mad_Amos​	Just the implied social contract
Carimachet​	Every speck of American life has been eaten by the elite > I mean you think you are special???? What the fuck do you think my ancestors fought the faggot British over >>>> elite rule >>> this is America elite cannibals > what is 5 eyes tell me
aCompleteRandom​	And that, at the end of the day, is why the State wishes to disarm the civilian population, and responds to wellness checks with drawn weapons.
Salshien​	my argument was that there was no giving, the power was acquired by the state, and is perpetuated by force.
Salshien​	fax
Mad_Amos​	Awe.... Possums! https://youtu.be/rgafgQITdy0
aCompleteRandom​	Who here supports the "elite cannibals"? And in what way, exactly?
Carimachet​	1 billion percent and all those fucking fake wars have now come to the homeland they are waging a war on the American people > for cash money cash money is their god
TurboGoat​	Lmao
Mad_Amos​	Badge of honor!
MAP_Hanger​	The 5 eyes is a cooperative approach to spycraft, in my opinion. That's probably not the answer you want but it fits what is happening. I agree with you about the financial elite. The club of Rome laid this all out in the 1970s. People that make Elon Musk look like a fucking pauper, financially, run the world.
aCompleteRandom​	I don't have a twitter or facebook. Is there another way to get blocked by this illustrious whore?
Mad_Amos​	Huh. Wired headphones starting to make a comeback of sorts.
Mad_Amos​	use a burner email, make a twatter. Insult until get banned/blocked?
MAP_Hanger​	Malthus is their god. Money is their weapon.
Carimachet​	By espousing their propaganda and not questioning their authority and authenticity and not recognizing their own autonomy failing to be themselves and dying in the hegemony
aCompleteRandom​	Way too much effort. Can I just cut letters out of magazines to spell "You're a whore fag" and mail it somewhere?
SirVieVal​	Idk who needs a video about the ballistics of a German flak 88 being fired on Mars, but here is one https://youtu.be/eEduMpZhDqA
Mad_Amos​	Could just post the same screencap and say "I did it!"
aCompleteRandom​	That'd be a lie though.
Carimachet​	All for their god >>> money
Mad_Amos​	OK, so when do we get a flak88 being mounted on a tacoma?
Salshien​	That certainly is a list of words, though they don't seem to produce a particularly coherent thought
Carimachet​	Thank you
Carimachet​	I love you
aCompleteRandom​	You see, on this, chat seems to agree with you. So who're you mad at? You've spent all morning/afternoon picking a weird fight. Who are you actually mad at?
Salshien​	Money is peak, "When the metric becomes the goal"
Mad_Amos​	Its really annoying when they continue to push "metrics" when also pushing ESG/DEI crap.
Carimachet​	No > you think In monolithic terms only like the state wants you to think > many things happened at occupy and we thwarted CIA ops BUT mostly we lost our camps that were worldwide we lost our camps because the state (federal government) forcibly removed us > ask yourself why
Salshien​	Metrics quickly become corrupted as they become widely known.
aCompleteRandom​	Money lacks any value. Only it's purchasing power matters. And retirement savings have been weaponized to steal all property and prospects from the young, the poor, and the relatively unskilled. Now the money is losing value so fast that the working poor are having a more and more difficult time just paying the rent. It's fun, watching a society destroy it's on ability to produce, all for a valueless thing.
Mad_Amos​	Or start there. The widespread adoption of "lean" and "six sigma" shit, combined with looking at stock price instead of dividends. That's destroyed things.
Mad_Amos​	Lean and Six Sigma shit is for manufacturing. Doesn't apply to so much workload. Oghh, and don't get me started on "utilization" percentages.
Mad_Amos​	*snort*. Cartoonist lives in Alaska.
sanglant​	they never went awayhttps://www.head-fi.org/forums/
MAP_Hanger​	You're welcome. I may not agree with you on the choice of a governmental system but we are on the same team when it comes to fighting the illuminati
aCompleteRandom​	LOL! Damn moose.
Mad_Amos​	https://youtu.be/b9mtM0uIQ9Q
sanglant​	building headphone amps is be fun, if you can keep the electrons straight, and handle the wood/metal work for a case or cabinet.
MAP_Hanger​	By design. The CBDC is already being mined/minted. The elite are being given opportunities to convert US dollars into USDC. We will not get that option. Our "money" will be based on our social credit score. 15 minute cities. Own nothing. Rent everything
aCompleteRandom​	Seems to be the plan. Tell me, if Trump had won 2020, would we be anywhere near it?

Is this cuck-sent?

JarvisHong​

I dont remember him doin it then, just whined he couldnt make Vegas, then Lessgo popped it in!

Charlie101101​

He gave Gosney the money for drinking 4 drinks

Charlie101101​

Idk why but it kinda bothers me he gave Kurt money

LOOK A CUTE BOBBY PRETENDS TO BE A LAWMAN!

Torin3​

I've said it before here. As a constable who has to go through use of force training similar to police's. I don't see the justification. I see confusion and a lack of active compliance, but no active resistance. And the increase in the level of force jumps up way too fast.In fact they emphasized in my classes that just because someone isn't complying in the way you expect doesn't mean they are resisting.

 

[Pudding Night]

Ted was supposed to be a comedy, not a guide to naming your children.

The odder one to me.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nose might get diverted:

Spoiler: NWS forecast for SW Nevada