Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Keffals is so fucked it's actually unreal.

This might seem "obvious", but people really don't know the scale of the situation what being a drug addict is and how destructive it is for yourself and for the people who are close to you.
I have a close friend of my family who is a professional psychologist, teacher and nowadays she works as a therapist for marriage/family issues, and she's made a name for herself in my city.

So basically, while talking to her about her job when I was in HS (my mom back then encouraged me to talk about people's job so I can figure out what I wanted to be). she told me about how she could deal with jealously/lies/cheating/sexual paraphilias/etc.

But when I asked her about drug problems, she looked at me with a face that I could only describe as a PTSD breakdown, in that moment she tells me that she under no circumstances she'll treat clients with drug related problems, she'll elaborate on how actual little chance drugs users have in actually fully rehabilitating, how they constantly lie or cope their situations, how much they steal from their relatives to fulfill their addictions and how much they destroy relationship with their close ones. and after saying all of that she'll elaborate that most therapists that respect their work also do not work with drug users, the ones that do are either too incompetent to work other areas or they are economically motivated since they'll thrive out of people's desperation (most cases are both). that was a conversation that basically stuck with me and to this day I occasionally think about it.

We all have seen stories of people who were wealthy, had happy families and at one point where functional members of society, and all of that was taken from drugs. those people even by having the world given to them, drugs are strong enough to ruin everything with no mercy, and keep in mind those are the people that have the highest chance to overcome their situation (still a low chance)

Now if we take a look at Keffals, we're talking about someone who cut his dick for a fetish, lost all his friends, lost prob the only family member who gave a fuck about him (his dad), his mom hates him, and never was a functional member of society to begin with, while she got a decent sum of money by grifting his ""swatting"", that shit is being drained daily and her income is fucked by pissing off her own twitter circle.

All I'm gonna say now, is that in the close future (next 4 years?) we're going to see people on this thread posting the GIF of DSP crossing his arms and commenting how he managed to outlive this mfer
 
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Yeah right.
  • Lucas decides to cut his cock off.
  • Lucas decides to sniff around kiddies for his "ranch".
  • Lucas decides to promote bathtub hormones to kids.
  • Lucas decides to attack KF for recording his most embarassing tweets, that HE decided to write and publish.
  • Lucas decides to grift a shitload of money for non existant legal action and dox himself.
  • Lucas decides drugs are a great idea.

    I can't quite see at what point KF was involved in making any of his shit life choices for him, unless we have a secret device that makes people total fuckwits...
 
Wish I didn't hate him, but I fucking do.

He ruined the holiday season, he tried to destroy free speech. He and his crew of fivehead creeps would gleefully sacrifice the entire Internet to their autistic obsession.

How'd that 15 minutes of fame do you, Lucas? Seems like you took some major, major losses.

Was it worth it?
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Nigga, if any internet drama is ruining real life shit for you, it's time to take a break.
 
False but the narrative spin is amazing to see.
Nihilisa Frankenfurter

Holy shit! Did that guy actually name himself
"no wiener" !?!?
Stay aspirational!
I shudder to think of the number of scissors on THAT guys vision board...I still don' tthink it will wo-manifest well in the end

well, shit, I never even heard of Keffals until he started running DDoS crusade on the farms. Now talk about fixating...hmm, THAT'S focus for ya
maybe he was born with, maybe it's methadrine

They killed 3 GNC people - nah, if I did that where would I get my vitamin D gummies and hydrostack 3000 ?
 
We do, it’s called attention. We give it to narcissistic dipshits who dance for our amusement.
I guess they could liken us to the goblin king..except that's anti semitic now
you remind me of the troon
what troon?
the troon with the power
what power?
the power of DDoS
he does?
remind me of the troon

now dance


 
Lucas has been having addiction problems since at least his dad died. All Kiwi Farms is responsible for is giving him a platform to grift 100K off of and documenting his fart porn, not mention massive attention and ass-kissing from the press. Lucas has said onstream trans people harass him worse than Kiwi Farms.

Keffals getting 100K and going to a foreign country to hang out with an Irish troon and do drugs with his new grifted money bag is why he's back on the habit. He's a druggie retard. And he has to appeal to an audience of lunatics that are ready to eat anyone alive at a moment's notice.

Try again, Frankenstein. Troons will never, ever, acknowledge faults in their own community or themselves. And they wonder why people are getting sick of their shit.
 
It was speculated earlier, but I call BS on the 'rehab' claims he's making.

First. He's Canadian. Canada has one of the best public healthcare systems in the world. Drug treatments are offered but you need to wait in line for that shit. It's not like he gets to jump the queue.

Second. Private residential rehab is EXTREMELY expensive. If he is going the private route I guarantee that whatever is left of that original 100k that he hasn't banged up his nose or spaffed on a rental agreement would not cover a prolonged stay in a private clinic.

45 days? He is talking out of his arse.

He is going to Norther Ireland. He'll crash on EFNO's couch. He'll revert to alts and he'll re-emerge in a week.

Altho I can't wait to see the clean and sober Lucas. Who knows it was all those gosh darn drugs that made his a racist!
 
For those who are newer or maybe don’t remember, Nihilisa Frankenfurter is Hunter Lyon, the 40+ year old tranny mod for Lucas.

He and I are best friends because I doxed him early in all the Keffals madness :)
He’s also a convicted drug addict/arsonist/felon who finds it realllllly annoying when I pretend to be “confess that I am”, in fact, Hunter Lyon and can be found at 2824 Plaza Terrace Drive in Orlando, Florida.
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Aw whoopsie… did it again.
 
Lucas has been having addiction problems since at least his dad died. All Kiwi Farms is responsible for is giving him a platform to grift 100K off of and documenting his fart porn, not mention massive attention and ass-kissing from the press. Lucas has said onstream trans people harass him worse than Kiwi Farms.
Kiwifarms : Celebrating 10 years on the internet!
Lucas: Celebrating 10 years of drug addiction!
 
For those who are newer or maybe don’t remember, Nihilisa Frankenfurter is Hunter Lyon, the 40+ year old tranny mod for Lucas.

He and I are best friends because I doxed him early in all the Keffals madness :)
He’s also a convicted drug addict/arsonist/felon who finds it realllllly annoying when I pretend to be “confess that I am”, in fact, Hunter Lyon and can be found at 2824 Plaza Terrace Drive in Orlando, Florida.
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Aw whoopsie… did it again.

I thought I recognize this face on the Twitter pfp and of course is he coming up with the most brain dead take on this shitshow.
 
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Do we have any doctors or nurses from Canada and ideally his specific province? My thought is that someone who presents to the ER in acute benzo withdrawal would be found an open bed somewhere, maybe somewhere shitty and distant but especially if he said the magic words of "I think I'm going to kill myself," right?
I'm not a doctor or nurse nor (thank god) a canadian but at least in the states you can't tell a person who is feasibly in mortal danger "good luck to you we'll give you a call"
Of all of his ridiculous claims ("I'm a woman," "I'm not a racist "), going to rehab doesn't really measure up.
....Fuck I'm being autistic, who cares
 
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