Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

I have a theory. He drinks, smokes, is fat, and eat shitty foods. I think he is, at least, pre-diabetic. If he were one, it make sense why he does get some random opening in his skin and why they take some time to heal. Diabetes can dry out your skin (so does alcoholism) which leads to random cracks opening and having a hard time healing. He could end up legless with this lifestyle. He’s one beer away from achieving that wounded Vietnam vet look.

 

[niggers]

Speaking of whores, I've mulled around the idea of just paying for a whore and sending it over on his birthday/Christmas, but he's always adamantly said that he views fucking a prostitute as rape. He thinks all whores in the game are there against their will like it's 1984 and these whores aren't well handled through escort services. Honestly I'm just sick of seeing how fucking depressed he is about not getting laid, just that alone has probably done more damage than the huffing problem.

this is critically retarded on many levels. but the idea of Josh inevitably fucking the situation up is somewhat funny

"Hi, are you Josh? Someone said you needed some company tonight. I thought maybe I could...help out.
"Doodt, I don't need any help. I'm cutting back. My troles are assholes."
*slam door*
"MY TROLES ARE THE BIGGEST LOSERS, SENDING SOME THERAPIST TO MY DOOR, SHE WAS WEARING WAAAY TOO MUCH MAKEUP.*clink* ITS DA TROOF..."

 

[biggacracka]

I have a theory. He drinks, smokes, is fat, and eat shitty foods. I think he is, at least, pre-diabetic. If he were one, it make sense why he does get some random opening in his skin and why they take some time to heal. Diabetes can dry out your skin (so does alcoholism) which leads to random cracks opening and having a hard time healing. He could end up legless with this lifestyle. He’s one beer away from achieving that wounded Vietnam vet look.

That makes sense, especially with his sugar intake but my money is still on scurvy

 

[BallBuster II]

That makes sense, especially with his sugar intake but my money is still on scurvy

With the state of his gums he might no lie actually have scurvy. I think we are coming up to the dank milkshakes arc soon based of the state of his mouth.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I have a theory. He drinks, smokes, is fat, and eat shitty foods. I think he is, at least, pre-diabetic. If he were one, it make sense why he does get some random opening in his skin and why they take some time to heal. Diabetes can dry out your skin (so does alcoholism) which leads to random cracks opening and having a hard time healing. He could end up legless with this lifestyle. He’s one beer away from achieving that wounded Vietnam vet look.

Has he ever talked about tingling in his feet? When I was young I was a fat ass who drank to much and that was my first warning sign to take better care of myself. I'd get pins and needles in my feet really easily and wake up with them hungover. Eventually I got concerned and learned it's an indicator of diabetes and basically being a fat piece of shit who drinks to much and it shook me up enough to completely change my life.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Has he ever talked about tingling in his feet? When I was young I was a fat ass who drank to much and that was my first warning sign to take better care of myself. I'd get pins and needles in my feet really easily and wake up with them hungover. Eventually I got concerned and learned it's an indicator of diabetes and basically being a fat piece of shit who drinks to much and it shook me up enough to completely change my life.

He may or mention that and that’s why. He seems like he has diabetic neuropathy

 

[charlesdickens]

He said his kidneys were starting to ache after drinking too much sometimes.

 

[Potion_Time]

He said his kidneys were starting to ache after drinking too much sometimes.

What does a kidney ache even feel like?

 

[biggacracka]

What does a kidney ache even feel like?

I imagine it's a lower back pain, but inside if that makes sense.
It could be also from his posture on the bog chair but it's not surprising to learn he has kidney problems with his alcohol and soda intake with no water. Like I said in a previous post, the kidney stone saga is coming in nicely, toobz, and that's if he's lucky to only get kidney stone and not kidney failure/damage

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Has he ever talked about tingling in his feet? When I was young I was a fat ass who drank to much and that was my first warning sign to take better care of myself. I'd get pins and needles in my feet really easily and wake up with them hungover. Eventually I got concerned and learned it's an indicator of diabetes and basically being a fat piece of shit who drinks to much and it shook me up enough to completely change my life.

If you don't mind me asking, did it get better, or did you already have diabetes?

 

[Ga1v5]

What does a kidney ache even feel like?

it's a weird ache, you'll know it if you ever drink alot

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

If you don't mind me asking, did it get better, or did you already have diabetes?

It got better. I stopped drinking so much and started working out daily. I don't want to blog post to much but that was 10 years ago and I'm 120 pounds lighter and limit my drinking to social functions or logical events.

It's probably not to late for Cobra to make an affirmative action in my opinion but there's probably already a lot of damage done.

Edit: obviously I'm aware he will not make a change until he has a serious health concern that hospitalizes him. He's clearly ignored many warning signs about his health to even get to this point. The reason I thought it was relevant enough to share is that it scared me enough to make such a big change in my life.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

With the state of his gums he might no lie actually have scurvy. I think we are coming up to the dank milkshakes arc soon based of the state of his mouth.

We already had something similar, the not your fathers root beer saga, that was the last time nipple king had put his foot down. He was cutting back on his drinking and didn't need to drink to have a good time. It was sometime after the eviction saga.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Those cocksuckers can happen out in open air in the right conditions. I've seen multiple videos of those color festivals in India where everyone throws that pastel chalk on one another, where the atmosphere flash ignites and burns off all the particles burning dozens in the process.

Do they not teach Circles of Protection to Hindus?

There's a thing called a dust explosion, happens when there's enough wood particles suspended in the air, in a confined space.

Sneaky Snake!

the not your fathers root beer saga

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Those cocksuckers can happen out in open air in the right conditions. I've seen multiple videos of those color festivals in India where everyone throws that pastel chalk on one another, where the atmosphere flash ignites and burns off all the particles burning dozens in the process.

Do they not teach Circles of Protection to Hindus?

Sneaky Snake!

Well, we're talking about a culture that actively pollutes their drinking water, plays in shit, eats shit, and their apex predator is a train. So, I'm going to assume even if they knew of a circle of protection, they'd be too retarded to even preform the ritual correctly.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

It got better. I stopped drinking so much and started working out daily. I don't want to blog post to much but that was 10 years ago and I'm 120 pounds lighter and limit my drinking to social functions or logical events.

It's probably not to late for Cobra to make an affirmative action in my opinion but there's probably already a lot of damage done.

Edit: obviously I'm aware he will not make a change until he has a serious health concern that hospitalizes him. He's clearly ignored many warning signs about his health to even get to this point. The reason I thought it was relevant enough to share is that it scared me enough to make such a big change in my life.

Congratulations on not being fat. I honestly mean that.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

I wonder how much he has wracked up in overdraft fees over the years. His nigger tier understanding of numbers is astounding.

 

[gang weeder]

It got better. I stopped drinking so much and started working out daily. I don't want to blog post to much but that was 10 years ago and I'm 120 pounds lighter and limit my drinking to social functions or logical events.

It's probably not to late for Cobra to make an affirmative action in my opinion but there's probably already a lot of damage done.

Edit: obviously I'm aware he will not make a change until he has a serious health concern that hospitalizes him. He's clearly ignored many warning signs about his health to even get to this point. The reason I thought it was relevant enough to share is that it scared me enough to make such a big change in my life.

I'll do you one better and say Cobes ending up in the hospital would only grant a temporary change in behavior, if even that. He is clearly an alcoholic and most normies who have that never really get over it. Our boy Josh doesn't have a chance, if left to his own devices.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

I wonder how much he has wracked up in overdraft fees over the years. His nigger tier understanding of numbers is astounding.

I'm not even sure I have overdraft protection now. Even at my brokest, I never managed to overdraw. I'm just blown away at how many people can't figure out how not to do that.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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Epic Meal Time shouted out our boy. He's totally gonna shit himself.