Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

Middle aged hon in a librarian looking dress and glasses pushing a shopping cart. Sitting in the shopping cart is probably the most autistic girl I've ever seen (Think if Radical Edward crossed with Paul Dano). I was terrified that he could be abusing her or that his geriatric, poisoned sperm made her an autist. At least she looked happy, with her big dopey smile.*sigh*
 
What is it with troons and poly bs?
What NerdShamer said, plus they're so delusional and coombrained that they think that not only will they suddenly be able to get a sexual partner at all, but that suddenly their cups shall overflow. They see women as sex objects to collect and use, not as romantic partners. They're just greedy, delusional, lazy, sociopathic, etc.

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Costco used to be the one store I went to on a regular basis where I'd never see troons. Now it feels like every other trip involves a mandatory sighting of customer Tim manhandling the women's or girls' clothing. I'm also pretty sick of the customer service desk granny tranny who's way too hopeful about trying to make friends with me. God, just shut up and process my renewal so I can go browse the fruit.
 
I see polyamory with troons and genderspecials for the most part, but I exclusively see the term "polycule" with them. What is it with troons and poly bs?
There's a Seinfeld episode where George and Jerry figure that neither one of them alone is up to being the man a woman wants a relationship with, but if they join forces maybe together they can pull it off.

George: No, listen; we are always sitting here, I am always helping you with your girl problems and you are helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?

Jerry: Here.

George: Exactly! Because neither one of us can't handle a woman all by ourselves.

Jerry: I'm trying.

George: I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man.

Jerry: Then each of us would only have be like a half man. That sounds about right!

Similarly the troons are desperately pooling resources hoping that if they join forces, they will eventually add up to one meager relationship.
 
Went through my drive in liquor store and the guy on the speaker was pretty chill. I pull around to pay and its a visibly male black man in a pink wig with long painted nails. I had to restrain myself from pouring the vodka I just bought into my eyes right then.
That sounds like a party poof, sure it was a troon? I've seen some nutty always-on drag queens in the druggy part of town.
 
A few month back there was a small convention (maybe 100-200 people) in my area for SEGA games. I thought "Sure, why not." I can go and giggle at some autists and maybe buy a couple things.
What I was NOT prepared for when I walked in was the barrage of troons that greeted me as soon as I came through the door. It was a huge shock. The very first thing I noticed was the uncanny amount of trannies. I had never seen so many in one place before. There had to of been at least 30. In fact, there were more troons there than actual women. I cannot vividly remember them all, but they varied between 6'2 fat dudes in grandma clothes with beard hairs sticking out around their facemask, and twinky little fags in those long socks with a fat gendered woman acting as their handler. There were so many I was legit terrified to use the restrooms at the facility, so I had so leave and go somewhere else just to take a piss.

It was so incredibly awkward, and I wanna believe other people there noticed it too, but it was like this huge herd of elephants in the room nobody could talk about. Anyway, I played a few Sega genesis games, talked to someone I knew from online, bought a keychain and got the fuck out.
Like I know sonic attracts autists but I had no idea it attracted so many faggots. Never again.
 
Can it REALLY be called sex if they're bumping literal senseless franken junk together?

Let's be real, 99 percent of them aren't doing that and the "poly" thing is an online-only fantasy they get off on because they've mutilated their genitals or rendered themselves impotent with female hormones.

The 1 percent who actually are poly are those who go full cope by going T4T because they have no other options and can't sustain an actual healthy, monogamous relationship on account of the impotence or mutilation.
 
A few month back there was a small convention (maybe 100-200 people) in my area for SEGA games. I thought "Sure, why not." I can go and giggle at some autists and maybe buy a couple things.
What I was NOT prepared for when I walked in was the barrage of troons that greeted me as soon as I came through the door. It was a huge shock. The very first thing I noticed was the uncanny amount of trannies. I had never seen so many in one place before. There had to of been at least 30. In fact, there were more troons there than actual women. I cannot vividly remember them all, but they varied between 6'2 fat dudes in grandma clothes with beard hairs sticking out around their facemask, and twinky little fags in those long socks with a fat gendered woman acting as their handler. There were so many I was legit terrified to use the restrooms at the facility, so I had so leave and go somewhere else just to take a piss.

It was so incredibly awkward, and I wanna believe other people there noticed it too, but it was like this huge herd of elephants in the room nobody could talk about. Anyway, I played a few Sega genesis games, talked to someone I knew from online, bought a keychain and got the fuck out.
Like I know sonic attracts autists but I had no idea it attracted so many faggots. Never again.
How did you respond to you? I imagine you are female if you were afraid to use the restroom (and I assume you also aren't a giant landwhale or something, being a Homo Kiwisapien). Isn't the "Nerdy Gamer Girl" the ideal fantasy for 100% of them? The woman who will be happy to spend all her time with an unemployed 20-something shut-in with no interests outside of playing games and watching anime.

So i'd have assumed they would instantly swamp you.
 
Let's be real, 99 percent of them aren't doing that and the "poly" thing is an online-only fantasy they get off on because they've mutilated their genitals or rendered themselves impotent with female hormones.

The 1 percent who actually are poly are those who go full cope by going T4T because they have no other options and can't sustain an actual healthy, monogamous relationship on account of the impotence or mutilation.
What's funny is, from my observations, not even troons want T4T, they want cis women or cis men. Seems a little transphobic, don't you think?
 
How did you respond to you? I imagine you are female if you were afraid to use the restroom (and I assume you also aren't a giant landwhale or something, being a Homo Kiwisapien). Isn't the "Nerdy Gamer Girl" the ideal fantasy for 100% of them? The woman who will be happy to spend all her time with an unemployed 20-something shut-in with no interests outside of playing games and watching anime.

So i'd have assumed they would instantly swamp you.
Well, Some of them did awkwardly glance at me from a distance. But I think their extreme autism, social phobia and fear of rejection prevented them from approaching anyone, let alone a female. Troons are more likely to seethe in a corner for the most part.

They were mostly just pacing back and forth, sitting in the corner on their DS, or standing awkwardly near another group of people conversing.
 
There’s a pretty short chubby ftm at my job that I don’t see very often, but every time she comes up and talks to me I make sure to tilt my head slightly more down to look at her than I would for anyone else, just to rub it in. Am I a terrible person bros :story:

Do you gently stroke a cheek and say “you’ll get there li’l pooner”? Cos that’s what a truly terrible person would do.
 
There’s a pretty short chubby ftm at my job that I don’t see very often, but every time she comes up and talks to me I make sure to tilt my head slightly more down to look at her than I would for anyone else, just to rub it in. Am I a terrible person bros :story:

Don’t forget the misgendering. It if it’s a litigious FTM, the “accidental” misgendering.

“Sure thing lady! I mean Bro, sorry!”
 
I love that this thread exists because I have no one I can share this with, lol!

There’s a TiM who lives in my area who looks an awful lot like Labelle. He’s got the same shitty dye job, leathery face, and that french-canadian mouth. The first time I saw him, I honestly thought it *was* because Labelle was on tour in my country at the time.
 
There’s a troon working at a nearby cafe. I’m pretty sure he’s an HSTS, dresses like a early 20’s woman, which accentuates his male body. He does his eyeliner all stringy, as seen often with MtFs doing their makeup for the first time. The guy wears a ponytail often, which I don’t understand because it draws more attention to his jaw and jutting Adam’s Apple. He puts on a “feminine” voice, which makes him sound like a gay man, but more high pitched and annoying. Sounds like a faggot, for a lack of a better description. From what I’ve seen, he acts appropriately while working, just does his job without exaggerating all the troon shit.

One night I was stopped at a red light and saw a silhouette of a person waiting to cross the street. I managed to figure out that it was the barista troon, clearly wearing female clothing on his male structure. I guess that guy doesn’t own a car as he was walking to his house from work, I’m assuming. Funny that I managed to clock him in the dark lol
 
Saw another troon in my workplace. Fucker was crying about someone (possibly a supervisor) not liking troons. Fag looked like human Shrek in a shit wig and shittier make-up, as many TIMs tend to.
How dare you talk troonsphobic speech about this stunning and brave person of onion.
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