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The Tranch is an ideal, a scientifically proven way of life the sheer success of convinces all of the workers to throw off their chains and embrace liberation. The Tranch is forever and has no physical place except in the minds of the truly queer and emancipated. The Tranch is life when one is finally free from the systems of oppression. The Tranch is us.
Maybe the real tranch was the dead alpacas we found along the way...
 
I bring another comfortably short update.
Kevin quote tweeted a bunch of Magic: The Gathering tweets [1], [2], [3]
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Kevin is one to talk about sounding like a quitter [A]
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Neck kept his opinion tweet relatively take today, compared to what we have seen him say before [A]
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Some funny retweets from both of them:
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I bring another comfortably short update.
Kevin quote tweeted a bunch of Magic: The Gathering tweets [1], [2], [3]
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Kevin is one to talk about sounding like a quitter [A]
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Neck kept his opinion tweet relatively take today, compared to what we have seen him say before [A]
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Some funny retweets from both of them:
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To give Kev his due, he’s not a quitter.
To quit something you have to have started it in the first place
 
Another light update.
Kevin responds to some of the Transformers fans that are not happy that apparently one of them is transgender. [A]
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Makr if this what you will. [A]
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Full meme:
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Thinking about how PlanetX is shitting out toys [A]
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Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]
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Replies to that post (i didn’t want to get it all in one screenshot because i felt like the image would be too long without a good reason)
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Wedge and Neck were silent.
I’m off to torture myself with documenting Alyssa’s birthday now. If you don’t hear from me, I passed tf out and am having nightmares.
 
Another light update.
Kevin responds to some of the Transformers fans that are not happy that apparently one of them is transgender. [A]
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Makr if this what you will. [A]
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Full meme:
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Thinking about how PlanetX is shitting out toys [A]
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Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]
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Replies to that post (i didn’t want to get it all in one screenshot because i felt like the image would be too long without a good reason)
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Wedge and Neck were silent.
I’m off to torture myself with documenting Alyssa’s birthday now. If you don’t hear from me, I passed tf out and am having nightmares.
Given the eldrich horror you experience documenting Kevie ever day, how is your life not a waking nightmare?
 
Another light update.
Kevin responds to some of the Transformers fans that are not happy that apparently one of them is transgender. [A]
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Makr if this what you will. [A]
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Full meme:
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Thinking about how PlanetX is shitting out toys [A]
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Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]
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Replies to that post (i didn’t want to get it all in one screenshot because i felt like the image would be too long without a good reason)
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Wedge and Neck were silent.
I’m off to torture myself with documenting Alyssa’s birthday now. If you don’t hear from me, I passed tf out and am having nightmares.
Nice one on the Care Bears , Mxstress you fucking retard.

How does no one who “cares” about him, even as a twitter suckdick, said ‘uhhh Kevin do you really need to buy all this shit?”
Idiot could be paying on a house.
 
Another light update.
Kevin responds to some of the Transformers fans that are not happy that apparently one of them is transgender. [A]
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Makr if this what you will. [A]
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Full meme:
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Thinking about how PlanetX is shitting out toys [A]
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Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]
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Replies to that post (i didn’t want to get it all in one screenshot because i felt like the image would be too long without a good reason)
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Wedge and Neck were silent.
I’m off to torture myself with documenting Alyssa’s birthday now. If you don’t hear from me, I passed tf out and am having nightmares.
First off, Kevin's you're a sin against god and violation of every law of nature. (Save for darwinism given you intentionally severed your means of passing on your genes before being able to do so) don't tell us what's "natural."

Second, the fact that transformers are apparently pandering to incels turned lesbian troons by having the bots be those too, just makes me glad I never got I to the series.


Lastly, goddamn you Kevin a care bare with a rainbow is not automatically a pride bear. I bet God regrets creating the rainbow as a symbol of his promise to never drown us all again seeing how the very people who co-opted it give him a reason to do it all again.
 
Nice one on the Care Bears , Mxstress you fucking retard.

How does no one who “cares” about him, even as a twitter suckdick, said ‘uhhh Kevin do you really need to buy all this shit?”
Idiot could be paying on a house.

They probably have and get slapped down or silenced by being accused of prejudice and insensitivity to Kevvie’s anxiety or other bullshit.

First off, Kevin's you're a sin against god and violation of every law of nature. (Save for darwinism given you intentionally severed your means of passing on your genes before being able to do so) don't tell us what's "natural."

Second, the fact that transformers are apparently pandering to incels turned lesbian troons by having the bots be those too, just makes me glad I never got I to the series.


Lastly, goddamn you Kevin a care bare with a rainbow is not automatically a pride bear. I bet God regrets creating the rainbow as a symbol of his promise to never drown us all again seeing how the very people who co-opted it give him a reason to do it all again.

With understanding and respect, personally I don’t really give a fuck about including new stuff and concepts in new versions of stuff I liked as a kid.

Editing existing classic media, as in the edits to Dahl stories, yes that is censorship and unacceptable.

However these toy manufacturers and creators of related media, (I still hate calling these things franchises), are just making business choices to keep their brand selling.

Slight PL.
I still read Judge Dredd, and the comics have had to shoehorn in things in recent years to remain relevant. Granted Dredd has mostly been a satirical mirror to British and American media and popular culture, but had it not changed its own rules, it would have lost even more readership and become irrelevant.

Another British comic, which is where you find the British Dennis the Menace, The Beano has completely reinvented itself and changed some fundamental status quo parts of the characters.

Granted I don’t think it’s the same comic or has the same appeal to todays kids, but it was make it’s changes or be consigned to the history books.
At least the history of the comic is preserved, with racist charactures, violence against children, corporal punishment in schools, sex divisions and all of the previous norms intact.

Kevvie is still a childish prick though. It’s good he will have no children.
 
Makr if this what you will. [A]
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Tally Hall is actually a pretty good band. I guess the best way to describe their sound to someone who's never heard of them would be "weird rock," but they experiment with a lot of stuff and most of it winds up working. They aren't around anymore: most of their music relies on extra sounds that don't really work in a concert/live setting, so it was hard for them to make the leap to touring.
 
They probably have and get slapped down or silenced by being accused of prejudice and insensitivity to Kevvie’s anxiety or other bullshit.



With understanding and respect, personally I don’t really give a fuck about including new stuff and concepts in new versions of stuff I liked as a kid.

Editing existing classic media, as in the edits to Dahl stories, yes that is censorship and unacceptable.

However these toy manufacturers and creators of related media, (I still hate calling these things franchises), are just making business choices to keep their brand selling.

Slight PL.
I still read Judge Dredd, and the comics have had to shoehorn in things in recent years to remain relevant. Granted Dredd has mostly been a satirical mirror to British and American media and popular culture, but had it not changed its own rules, it would have lost even more readership and become irrelevant.

Another British comic, which is where you find the British Dennis the Menace, The Beano has completely reinvented itself and changed some fundamental status quo parts of the characters.

Granted I don’t think it’s the same comic or has the same appeal to todays kids, but it was make it’s changes or be consigned to the history books.
At least the history of the comic is preserved, with racist charactures, violence against children, corporal punishment in schools, sex divisions and all of the previous norms intact.

Kevvie is still a childish prick though. It’s good he will have no children.
I maintain that kids would like to read a Beano from the 90s way more than todays weak ass shit. Have u ever picked up a beano lately? It’s so weak. They even changed Dennis the Menaces face from a sneer to a dumb fuck smile
(FYI americans we aren’t talking about your identically named, totally different property- which was always boring and lame)
 
Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]
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"apparently if they're gay I'm way more into them lol"

Well, that's stupid. But on the other hand, the same logic helps you LARP as a big ol slut to a bunch of men who are pretending they overlook that you're male so it probably helps you to express this idea publicly.
 
Tally Hall is actually a pretty good band. I guess the best way to describe their sound to someone who's never heard of them would be "weird rock," but they experiment with a lot of stuff and most of it winds up working. They aren't around anymore: most of their music relies on extra sounds that don't really work in a concert/live setting, so it was hard for them to make the leap to touring.

Oh my this is fucking terrible and exactly the kind of shit I'd imagine Big Kev listening to.
 
Given the eldrich horror you experience documenting Kevie ever day, how is your life not a waking nightmare?
I’m a madman.
I know you’re being facetious, but it scratches an autistic itch I have for journalism type shit. I do get a bit sad sometimes when I’m writing them because I feel like I could have been a journalist in another life where journalism was an honest career and not just straight capping or skewing shit.

As for documenting Kevin himself, it’s basically just a thing I do before bed now, I don’t think much into it. He is one of my favorite lolcows and he’s active on Twitter, so I might as well document his shit rather than anybody else’s. He hasn’t been posting that much Islamic shit recently, which makes it better. But even if he was, I have this weird thing where I don’t let anything lolcows say emotionally affect me*, I mostly take it at face value for what it is. I cannot describe it without sounding like an actual madman. *Please note that this does not apply to Stephanie Cianfriglia for some reason. She actually does kinda piss me off
But enough with powerleveling that nobody asked for, let’s get into today’s update!
Today Kevin opened some toys [1], [2]
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I know it’s pretty redundant to say at this point, but Kevin, seriously, do you really need to waste any more money on games and stupid shit? [A]
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He decided to thirst trap. Also you can totally see his uterus (first of all, you don’t have one to begin with, and second of all you can’t even see an actual woman’s uterus because it’s an internal organ). Replies with his responses included [A]
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Bonus reply that was under the second tweet [A]
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Kevin turns another mentally ill individual on [A]
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Glad I went into his replies tab and found this cow crossover with Keffals [A]
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Probably very late to this, but I’d like to state just for the record that Keffals happens to be mutuals with Kevin, Penny, Josie, and the Tranch twitter account.
Also, I wanted to include this retweet.
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Lordt, those cone shaped boobs.
 

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Where Kevin sees curves, the world sees lumps and rolls and tits trying to run away from each other.

And hermaphrodites/intersect people have existed since the beginning of life on earth, genetic mutations don't prove anything Kevin.

@Humbert Humbert , how much of Kevs tweets do you think are trolls to own the hard-working kiwi farmers? Ones like the "you can totally see my uterus" can't be serious.
 
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