Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[BScCollateral]

For a split second there I was thinking, "Hey, Kevin's boyfriend got him a silly gift and Kevin's rolling with the joke," and then I remembered this was Kevin and he probably likes it unironically, or he had been pouting about the stuffies left on the Tranch.

It really is depressing.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin is indeed a brony.

In that case, like all bronies, Kevvie deserves to be fine ground into cheap sausage like bologna or other reclaimed meat products and sold to the prison service.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Care bears are among the last pieces of the innocent past that haven't been bastardized by Kevin's inane sperging.

"Innocent past" in the sense of "30-minute toy ad from the 1980s." He-Man, Care Bears, MLP; these properties were developed explicitly as primers for the ancestor of the modern consoomer.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I just noticed whenever I enter this thread and this thread only I start lightly breathing like I am trying to avoid a bad smell.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I just noticed whenever I enter this thread and this thread only I start lightly breathing like I am trying to avoid a bad smell.

Must not spend much time in the Flamenco Thread, then!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today we have a short update, it seems that both Kevin and Wedge have stayed off twitter more.
Kevin related to whatever shit he’s consooming here [A]

Kevin did some unboxing. Long ass thread ensues [A]

Some troon posted a topless photo (which I very lazily censored with one of the pics from Kevin’s unboxing thread), Kevin reaches out because he didn’t mean to unfollow them (I don’t know if he actually unfollowed them or of Twitter truly did glitch). Mentions Penny. [A]

Neck was active and posted a selfie. When I opened his profile, I uttered “lord have mercy” quietly under my breath. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

I’m so proud of myself for actually giving a fuck enough to make sure the Kevin thread pics were in order

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

So does he buy random toys, and then just not open them for months/years, or is he actively ripping them open when he gets them?

 

[forgotten corn]

So does he buy random toys, and then just not open them for months/years, or is he actively ripping them open when he gets them?

Based on past posts from him it seems like it just depends from toy to toy

 

[stupid frog]

He usually seems to open them right when he gets them.

I was just thinking how he said he didn't have access to computer or something. That means its not set up.
Which got me to thinking just how small is Grandma's house versus the Tranch? We know these three retards allegedly sleep together, so I imagine them in a cramped room and Kevin screaming about Fruit Punch and how small it is and he HAS NO ROOM. He used to get mad over how "small" the Tranch was, and before that wherever they lived. Living with two old people who aren't in to your hedonistic shit might lead to some hilarity. For us, anyway.

 

[PuddIeduck]

I mean yeah I know that I meant had Kevin expressed his feelings on the subject, or has he just disassociated by CONSOOMING? The only things he's said that are slightly related (to my knowledge) are tweets about vacuuming his plushes and setting up a TV so he can play his Nintendo Switch

Oh please. Kathryn won't even notice she's not in the same place.

Spoiler

Typing that ain't feel right.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"Innocent past" in the sense of "30-minute toy ad from the 1980s." He-Man, Care Bears, MLP; these properties were developed explicitly as primers for the ancestor of the modern consoomer.

I had this one care bear video where it was like their version of Alice in wonderland which was actually good- I watched at like 8am again recently.
The quality of those shows and films was always on which random studio and writers and animators Hasbro etc - I was gonna say whores the IP out to, but that suggests that the hired creatives were more than day labour.

If it was good it was good and if it was a shit studio it was shit.
There’s an insane variance of quality in that old shit

The amount of toys Kevin buys is officially now making me panic.
There is NO sign of slowing . I didn’t care as much previously, as Kommandant of Alpaccau he can do whatever he wants in his grothole, but the fact this shit is piling up in the grandparents house is making me legitimately anxious now.
(Have hoarder father, is a constant war)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Living with two old people who aren't in to your hedonistic shit might lead to some hilarity. For us, anyway.

Kevin's hedonism doesn't exactly involve moving around a lot. Other than the bad hair and stink, he's identical to anyone else sitting around and posting on Twitter all day.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Today we have a short update, it seems that both Kevin and Wedge have stayed off twitter more.
Kevin related to whatever shit he’s consooming here [A]
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Kevin did some unboxing. Long ass thread ensues [A]
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Some troon posted a topless photo (which I very lazily censored with one of the pics from Kevin’s unboxing thread), Kevin reaches out because he didn’t mean to unfollow them (I don’t know if he actually unfollowed them or of Twitter truly did glitch). Mentions Penny. [A]
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Neck was active and posted a selfie. When I opened his profile, I uttered “lord have mercy” quietly under my breath. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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I’m so proud of myself for actually giving a fuck enough to make sure the Kevin thread pics were in order

Gi joe is no longer safe from the tranch.
I like how the thread treats these like they're "suprisingly still in stock" when the whole reason they aren't selling well is because they randomly switched to slightly altered retro figure reissues and basic ass discount chain level engineered transformers but kept charging the premium prices for the things.
Before they swapped to O ring reissues, the Gi joe "retro cardback" line was a continuation of the now over a decade old and therefore extremely expansive 25th anniversarry line that started out with just reissues of older ones with different paint but started releasing entirely new ones like the cobra trooper that added 6 inch scale collector line leg articulation to a really small figure. Hasbro then randomly decided to make it a reissue line of the old O ring figures with slightly altered paint ONLY released as 2 packs for $40, a price so ridiculously inflated compared to $15 a figure basically nobody wanted them save for those who had money to burn. people were actually REALLY hyped for these transformers things when they were announced before they realized the hollow dollar general engineering at a fucking over 100 dollar premium for ALL of them. These would sell well if they weren't charged at such insane prices but that's not the world we live in. We live in the world where it's mainly youtube reviewers who get it (some get it for free) and people like fucking kevin lmao.

 

[scallion]

Gi joe is no longer safe from the tranch.
I like how the thread treats these like they're "suprisingly still in stock" when the whole reason they aren't selling well is because they randomly switched to slightly altered retro figure reissues and basic ass discount chain level engineered transformers but kept charging the premium prices for the things.
Before they swapped to O ring reissues, the Gi joe "retro cardback" line was a continuation of the now over a decade old and therefore extremely expansive 25th anniversarry line that started out with just reissues of older ones with different paint but started releasing entirely new ones like the cobra trooper that added 6 inch scale collector line leg articulation to a really small figure. Hasbro then randomly decided to make it a reissue line of the old O ring figures with slightly altered paint ONLY released as 2 packs for $40, a price so ridiculously inflated compared to $15 a figure basically nobody wanted them save for those who had money to burn. people were actually REALLY hyped for these transformers things when they were announced before they realized the hollow dollar general engineering at a fucking over 100 dollar premium for ALL of them. These would sell well if they weren't charged at such insane prices but that's not the world we live in. We live in the world where it's mainly youtube reviewers who get it (some get it for free) and people like fucking kevin lmao.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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yo mista White they got fucking expensive ass dollar store quality plastic soldier guys and shit like 100 dollars over here!

 

[AMHOLIO]

Based on past posts from him it seems like it just depends from toy to toy

He has things he saves to open on a rainy day, for special occasions, or to open when he needs extra emergency dopamine. I can't tell you what qualifies but he does have stuff he saves.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Care bears are among the last pieces of the innocent past that haven't been bastardized by Kevin's inane sperging.

Aren't the tranch's finances in disarray right now? It seems to me that if the choice is between a $30 stuffed animal and a day's worth of food, taking the food would be the pragmatic choice.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Aren't the tranch's finances in disarray right now? It seems to me that if the choice is between a $30 stuffed animal and a day's worth of food, taking the food would be the pragmatic choice.

You only think that because you're a functional adult. You need to think like a soy-addled consoomer so far removed from reality he chopped his own dick off.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Gi joe is no longer safe from the tranch.
I like how the thread treats these like they're "suprisingly still in stock" when the whole reason they aren't selling well is because they randomly switched to slightly altered retro figure reissues and basic ass discount chain level engineered transformers but kept charging the premium prices for the things.
Before they swapped to O ring reissues, the Gi joe "retro cardback" line was a continuation of the now over a decade old and therefore extremely expansive 25th anniversarry line that started out with just reissues of older ones with different paint but started releasing entirely new ones like the cobra trooper that added 6 inch scale collector line leg articulation to a really small figure. Hasbro then randomly decided to make it a reissue line of the old O ring figures with slightly altered paint ONLY released as 2 packs for $40, a price so ridiculously inflated compared to $15 a figure basically nobody wanted them save for those who had money to burn. people were actually REALLY hyped for these transformers things when they were announced before they realized the hollow dollar general engineering at a fucking over 100 dollar premium for ALL of them. These would sell well if they weren't charged at such insane prices but that's not the world we live in. We live in the world where it's mainly youtube reviewers who get it (some get it for free) and people like fucking kevin lmao.

I suppose we cant really be saying 'the tranch' any more, can we?

So whats it going to be... Tranma's House?

That's a bit displeasing in that it wrongly implies the innocent Tranparents are themselves troons.

Early days, I'm sure something horrifying will happen soon enough to forge a name.

@RazorBackBacon
the troons may be retarded soy addled consoomers, but as such they ARE fat and greedy, you'd think food would be pretty high up the agend...ah. fuck, silly me.
they eat grandma and grandpa's food now.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I suppose we cant really be saying 'the tranch' any more, can we?

So whats it going to be... Tranma's House?

The Tranch is an ideal, a scientifically proven way of life the sheer success of convinces all of the workers to throw off their chains and embrace liberation. The Tranch is forever and has no physical place except in the minds of the truly queer and emancipated. The Tranch is life when one is finally free from the systems of oppression. The Tranch is us.