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[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin was still ragging on Elon last night [A]

This morning he was looking to waste money on some Transformers book but it was not in stock. Also, what “payday” is he talking about? The gubment bucks payday? [A]

He instead settled on spending $42 on a plush [A]

Comments that any media about zombies that doesn’t use the word zombie is breaking his suspension of disbelief (it is kind of dumb that they couldn’t use the word zombie but who really gives a shit) [A]

Wants to take photos of Primrose Hill next time he goes to London because Riley’s story in Sense8 starts there I guess [A]

Neck got his name changed and blessed us with a selfie. [A]

Featuring Windy, a former Tranch serf. They follow each other and occasionally Windy does like and reply to his tweets.

Neck went too far and shared more photos of himself, notably a “2015 vs 2023” side-by-side comparison. [A]

And the is actually for the first photo for me. I had never seen Neck pre-transition (or maybe I did and just scrolled past because I was not entrenched in the lore), so the first photo was actually kind of scary for me. The fact that he managed to have children with two women looking like that is scary. I prefer the Neck we know and love today.

Wedge had something to say. [A]

Something interesting I would like to note: Neck liked this tweet, but Wedge did not like his tweet from yesterday or the ones today. Checking his likes though, they’re all posts from yesterday, so I’m assuming Wedge is off Twitter and just posted this and left again. I don’t think there are relationship issues.

Spoiler: Pics + Bonus Neck PNG

And finally, please enjoy this PNG I made very hastily.

Edit: Kevin posted this while I was doing the update and I only caught it after I posted lol [A]

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kevin was still ragging on Elon last night [A]
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This morning he was looking to waste money on some Transformers book but it was not in stock. Also, what “payday” is he talking about? The gubment bucks payday? [A]
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He instead settled on spending $42 on a plush [A]
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Comments that any media about zombies that doesn’t use the word zombie is breaking his suspension of disbelief (it is kind of dumb that they couldn’t use the word zombie but who really gives a shit) [A]
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Wants to take photos of Primrose Hill next time he goes to London because Riley’s story in Sense8 starts there I guess [A]
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Neck got his name changed and blessed us with a selfie. [A]
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Featuring Windy, a former Tranch serf. They follow each other and occasionally Windy does like and reply to his tweets.

Neck went too far and shared more photos of himself, notably a “2015 vs 2023” side-by-side comparison. [A]
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And the is actually for the first photo for me. I had never seen Neck pre-transition (or maybe I did and just scrolled past because I was not entrenched in the lore), so the first photo was actually kind of scary for me. The fact that he managed to have children with two women looking like that is scary. I prefer the Neck we know and love today.

Wedge had something to say. [A]
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Something interesting I would like to note: Neck liked this tweet, but Wedge did not like his tweet from yesterday or the ones today. Checking his likes though, they’re all posts from yesterday, so I’m assuming Wedge is off Twitter and just posted this and left again. I don’t think there are relationship issues.

Spoiler: Pics + Bonus Neck PNG

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And finally, please enjoy this PNG I made very hastily.
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Edit: Kevin posted this while I was doing the update and I only caught it after I posted lol [A]
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LmfaO I look forward to Kevin having a heart attack walking up the slightly long slightly steep incline that is Primrose hill, and horrifying the fuck out of all the millionaires who live there.
Posh middle age Terf central, and tons of young private school children, him and steb will cause a genuine public alert.
Him saying ‘zed’ repeatedly hoping someone notices so he can go “lol I’m so Bri ish”

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Neck got his name changed and blessed us with a selfie. [A]
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He looks like Ethan Ralph's horse wife. Which can either be a compliment on Neck passing, or an insult to May's looks. Whichever works best for you.

 

[Hog]

You'd think being "tied up for the first time" would be something you'd remember. No doubt he's trying to think whether or not he's lied about it before. Like the time he said he got tied up in a BDSM dungeon and penny whipped him and how "everyone watched."

 

[James Howlett]

Kevin's 2 cents about zombie verbiage has me illogical MATI and I can't explain why. I've always had fun watching this train wreck, but for some reason I legitimately hate him now. Maybe I need to go back to drinking.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It's rich that Kevryn's suspension of disbelief fails if the word 'zombie' isn't used in a zombie movie, yet remains rock solid when he looks in a mirror and sees a woman. Curious.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the twuest wahmen of them all?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It's rich that Kevryn's suspension of disbelief fails if the word 'zombie' isn't used in a zombie movie, yet remains rock solid when he looks in a mirror and sees a woman. Curious.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the twuest wahmen of them all?

He just wants to shit on it because.... iunno anymore, it's not tranny enough?

I guess because Ellie is a natal female who canonically is lesbians and the trannies and the dykes are currently not besties.

 

[Gravy Seal]

He just wants to shit on it because.... iunno anymore, it's not tranny enough?

I guess because Ellie is a natal female who canonically is lesbians and the trannies and the dykes are currently not besties.

Please illuminate us on whats up with the transbians, that sounds like a hilarious slapfight

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Please illuminate us on whats up with the transbians, that sounds like a hilarious slapfight

I may be out of the loop because I cannot be fucked to keep up with tranny shit, but the lesbos won't fuck troons because they don't like dick because that's sort of the whole point of munching rug. The he-shes don't like this because being a disgusting incel rapist is the whole point of trooning out.

So these two groups tend to get into online back and forth about the ethics of not sucking girldick.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's rich that Kevryn's suspension of disbelief fails if the word 'zombie' isn't used in a zombie movie, yet remains rock solid when he looks in a mirror and sees a woman. Curious.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the twuest wahmen of them all?

Try as you will
Try as you might
You Kevin gibes will never be a woman
Not now, Nor at the stroke of midnight.

 

[Flamin Park]

You'd think being "tied up for the first time" would be something you'd remember. No doubt he's trying to think whether or not he's lied about it before. Like the time he said he got tied up in a BDSM dungeon and penny whipped him and how "everyone watched."

The level of autistic superpowers on this forum is legitimately frightening

JUST CALL THEM ZIGGERS! WE ALL KNOW WHAT 'THE Z WORD' MEANS!

 

[FinnSven]

He looks like Ethan Ralph's horse wife. Which can either be a compliment on Neck passing, or an insult to May's looks. Whichever works best for you.

Why can’t it be an insult to neck passing and an insult to May’s looks?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't know much about the autistic details of The Last of Us lore but I thought the "not zombies" stuff was because they're not zombies. Zombies are reanimated corpses, these are more like people with fictionalized rabies or syphilis. You can hypothetically be cured of the fungus. You can't "cure" a zombie.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin had a lot of shit to say. Don’t mind the late and laziness of today’s update, Humbert Humbert had himself a very long day.
Kevin laughs at all the transphobes in the comments of a Transformers tweet because they don’t know how queer the fandom is [A]

No they don’t [A]
Netflix [A]

Kevin even admits that JK Rowling probably isn’t gonna get murdered by a troon [A]

twitter stats [A]

Owned a toy for an afternoon [A]

new additions [A]

Amimorphs [A]

Long ass thread about some shit he owns [A]

And Wedge excitedly tells Neck about someone having the same pronouns as him. Neck liked his tweet. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Yeah, I warned you it would be a very lazy post on my end. I even used the captions I originally put for half of them because I couldn’t be bothered to figure out wtf Kevin was talking about. This is the first update where I genuinely felt like this during the writing of it:

But I gotta do it for the Kevin daily updates streak I got going. Besides, I’m sure that where I failed to elaborate, someone probably will, because there’s a sperg for literally everything on this website.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Transformers is real heckin' queer in that it was created in order to sell consumer shit.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin even admits that JK Rowling probably isn’t gonna get murdered by a troon [A]

This may come back to haunt Kevvie if between now and his next steb visit, someone does throw something, particularly pie, at Rowling.

Ever since the hilarious time some guy threw milkshake on Nigel Farage, coppers and bodyguards have been taking such attacks seriously.
Sure, it’s relatively harmless and they don’t truly give a fuck about some public figures looking like twats covered in shake or custard, but it could easily be a way of concealing something more serious.

So if Rowling gets severe burns because some insane troon mixes oven cleaner in with shaving foam to hilariously show the terf what he thinks of her, Kevvie could bear some incitement charges.

 

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Kevin had a lot of shit to say. Don’t mind the late and laziness of today’s update, Humbert Humbert had himself a very long day.
Kevin laughs at all the transphobes in the comments of a Transformers tweet because they don’t know how queer the fandom is [A]
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No they don’t [A]View attachment 4557413
Netflix [A]
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Kevin even admits that JK Rowling probably isn’t gonna get murdered by a troon [A]
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twitter stats [A]
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Owned a toy for an afternoon [A]
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new additions [A]
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Amimorphs [A]
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Long ass thread about some shit he owns [A]
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And Wedge excitedly tells Neck about someone having the same pronouns as him. Neck liked his tweet. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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Yeah, I warned you it would be a very lazy post on my end. I even used the captions I originally put for half of them because I couldn’t be bothered to figure out wtf Kevin was talking about. This is the first update where I genuinely felt like this during the writing of it:
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But I gotta do it for the Kevin daily updates streak I got going. Besides, I’m sure that where I failed to elaborate, someone probably will, because there’s a sperg for literally everything on this website.

While I still find it disgusting, I always find MtFs saying this sort of thing telling. It immediately demonstrates the speaker is misogynistic yet at the same time intensely jealous of real women, revealing his seething hatred for women along with their deepest desire to pretend that the impossible goal he will never reach is inexplicably something he has achieved to greater effect.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Awww, look at Kevryn blithely dismissing the possibility of violent troon attacks. As if Mandozer didn't attack an old lady in Westcliffe who dared to simply hold a sign expressing her opinion at a 4th of July Parade. And afterward, the tranchers all bragged about it on social and crowed about how they had "curbstomped The Fash". (This incident, of course, did quite a bit to turn the townspeople against the tranchers, which was totally bigoted, "yall".)

Him saying that troons aren't a danger to Rowling, in the way jihadis are to Rushdie, is more than a little disingenuous.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Him saying that troons aren't a danger to Rowling, in the way jihadis are to Rushdie, is more than a little disingenuous.

You want stochastic terrorism, the way people talk about JKR is scary.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Isn't it interesting that the media outlets can always manage to find the misogyny in things as innocuous as a man sitting on a park bench, minding his own business, with his legs spread... but then go into Helen Keller mode when confronted with an army of angry men-dressed-as-women misogynistically howling for Rowling's death?

And every time I see Current Year women being handmaids to troons, and calling for Rowling's cancellation (death), I think, "Huh, so this must be that "internalized misogyny" they're always whining about."