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[FinnSven]

I’m a madman.

Spoiler: Powerlevel answer

I know you’re being facetious, but it scratches an autistic itch I have for journalism type shit. I do get a bit sad sometimes when I’m writing them because I feel like I could have been a journalist in another life where journalism was an honest career and not just straight capping or skewing shit.

As for documenting Kevin himself, it’s basically just a thing I do before bed now, I don’t think much into it. He is one of my favorite lolcows and he’s active on Twitter, so I might as well document his shit rather than anybody else’s. He hasn’t been posting that much Islamic shit recently, which makes it better. But even if he was, I have this weird thing where I don’t let anything lolcows say emotionally affect me*, I mostly take it at face value for what it is. I cannot describe it without sounding like an actual madman. *Please note that this does not apply to Stephanie Cianfriglia for some reason. She actually does kinda piss me off

But enough with powerleveling that nobody asked for, let’s get into today’s update!
Today Kevin opened some toys [1], [2]
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I know it’s pretty redundant to say at this point, but Kevin, seriously, do you really need to waste any more money on games and stupid shit? [A]
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He decided to thirst trap. Also you can totally see his uterus (first of all, you don’t have one to begin with, and second of all you can’t even see an actual woman’s uterus because it’s an internal organ). Replies with his responses included [A]
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Bonus reply that was under the second tweet [A]
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Kevin turns another mentally ill individual on [A]
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Glad I went into his replies tab and found this cow crossover with Keffals [A]
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Probably very late to this, but I’d like to state just for the record that Keffals happens to be mutuals with Kevin, Penny, Josie, and the Tranch twitter account.
Also, I wanted to include this retweet.
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Spoiler: Pics

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Lordt, those cone shaped boobs.

Kevvie is a mockery of humanity in general. Women first and foremost, then childhood, then men.

Is it just me or has the toy buying got more frequent?

It occurred to me maybe Kevvie went searching in Penny’s parent’s bedroom and perhaps found a suitcase full of money or an emergency credit card in there.

Kevvie has previously shown his lack of conscience and entitlement, so I wouldn’t put it past him to decide that money or financial means put away in where he is living to belong to him.

 

[Law]

Probably very late to this, but I’d like to state just for the record that Keffals happens to be mutuals with Kevin, Penny, Josie, and the Tranch twitter account.

Maybe Keffals will wash up on the welcoming shores of the Tranch after rehab spits him out.

Where Kevin sees curves, the world sees lumps and rolls and tits trying to run away from each other.

I see party hats on a barrel.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And hermaphrodites/intersect people have existed since the beginning of life on earth, genetic mutations don't prove anything Kevin.

P1: A single exception means other exceptions are likely to exist.
P2: An exception exists.
C1: Any exception I want to exists exists and exists specifically for me in exactly the way I want.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevvie is a mockery of humanity in general. Women first and foremost, then childhood, then men.

Is it just me or has the toy buying got more frequent?

It occurred to me maybe Kevvie went searching in Penny’s parent’s bedroom and perhaps found a suitcase full of money or an emergency credit card in there.

Kevvie has previously shown his lack of conscience and entitlement, so I wouldn’t put it past him to decide that money or financial means put away in where he is living to belong to him.

I bet they aren't forced to pay rent.

 

[0 0]

I’m a madman.

Spoiler: Powerlevel answer

I know you’re being facetious, but it scratches an autistic itch I have for journalism type shit. I do get a bit sad sometimes when I’m writing them because I feel like I could have been a journalist in another life where journalism was an honest career and not just straight capping or skewing shit.

As for documenting Kevin himself, it’s basically just a thing I do before bed now, I don’t think much into it. He is one of my favorite lolcows and he’s active on Twitter, so I might as well document his shit rather than anybody else’s. He hasn’t been posting that much Islamic shit recently, which makes it better. But even if he was, I have this weird thing where I don’t let anything lolcows say emotionally affect me*, I mostly take it at face value for what it is. I cannot describe it without sounding like an actual madman. *Please note that this does not apply to Stephanie Cianfriglia for some reason. She actually does kinda piss me off

But enough with powerleveling that nobody asked for, let’s get into today’s update!
Today Kevin opened some toys [1], [2]
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I know it’s pretty redundant to say at this point, but Kevin, seriously, do you really need to waste any more money on games and stupid shit? [A]
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He decided to thirst trap. Also you can totally see his uterus (first of all, you don’t have one to begin with, and second of all you can’t even see an actual woman’s uterus because it’s an internal organ). Replies with his responses included [A]
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Bonus reply that was under the second tweet [A]
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Kevin turns another mentally ill individual on [A]
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Glad I went into his replies tab and found this cow crossover with Keffals [A]
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Probably very late to this, but I’d like to state just for the record that Keffals happens to be mutuals with Kevin, Penny, Josie, and the Tranch twitter account.
Also, I wanted to include this retweet.
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Spoiler: Pics

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Lordt, those cone shaped boobs.

- Asymmetric moobs
- Chameleon eye nipples
- Toob moobs
- Stupid BDSM choker
- Hairy, only partially shaven pits
- Visible pock marks on the minimal bit of face and neck in the image
- Stomach being crushed by pants and shirt multiple sizes too small
- Wispy hair
- Gross background
- Shirt covered in hair, lint, and debris
- Chunky man-bicep

A+ Kevin selfie. Hits every mark with excellence.

 

[FinnSven]

I bet they aren't forced to pay rent.

If Kevvie is on a tugboat, as has been speculated, then are housing costs factored in and included?

My experience of such things is that either the housing costs are discussed directly with the landlord or housing agent and transferred to them directly.

Or the recipient of benefits has to provide proof of payment of rent costs to the benefit office every month.

Failure to do the latter means the benefit office then reduce their next payment, assuming that someone else is now paying their housing costs.

I suppose Kevvie could just be buying transformers with his rent payment and will just take the drop next month cause he is a childish thoughtless prick.

Even if Penny’s parents don’t want rent, the decent thing to do is pay it to them anyway. It wouldn’t be like it comes out of Kevvie’s pocket, but at least would contribute towards household bills like food and electricity.
Two things he will be an enormous drain on.

 

[HackerX]

- Asymmetric moobs
- Chameleon eye nipples
- Toob moobs
- Stupid BDSM choker
- Hairy, only partially shaven pits
- Visible pock marks on the minimal bit of face and neck in the image
- Stomach being crushed by pants and shirt multiple sizes too small
- Wispy hair
- Gross background
- Shirt covered in hair, lint, and debris
- Chunky man-bicep

A+ Kevin selfie. Hits every mark with excellence.

All the markings of a real woman. Can barely tell the difference!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

All I see is an uncurvy refrigerator with clothes stretched painfully tight over it. And refrigerators don't have uteruses you fat fuck, Kevryn.

Did he crop the photo so we wouldn't see, and mock, his fat head and accelerating male pattern balding? LOL. Nice try, bald man.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@Humbert Humbert , how much of Kevs tweets do you think are trolls to own the hard-working kiwi farmers? Ones like the "you can totally see my uterus" can't be serious.

Not really the best judge of a lolcow, but I’ll throw my two cents in for you, Bob. He doesn’t really say shit like this very much, as it feels like most of his tweets are about toys and transformers and media he is interested in. I could be wrong, the ratio between the media related and personal life/horniness isn’t something I paid much attention to. The daily updates blend together in my mind.

Spoiler: Humbert Humbert can’t keep it short

Kevin does a better job of ignoring us than other lolcows, he does not directly mention us or talk about us, and it is rare if he does. The thread (and probably me by extension) most likely bothers him to some level, but he’s smart enough to direct his 20k twitter followers to it. He did mention that he was careful about shit he retweets/puts on his TL since he doesn’t want to repeatedly subject them to upsetting content on a constant basis (like discourse in the trans community), and I imagine that also plays a role in not directing them to this awful transphobic hellhole (or whatever they think of us as).

As for him actively trolling us, I’m not quite sure. The thought has crossed my mind, but Kevin seems to genuinely want to be a pillar of the trans community (except without the constant aggressive attacking tweets displayed by other popular trans twitter users). I feel like when he says this shit, it’s more of an “own” to all transphobes, not just us, and it feels more like he’s stating a fact with a “this is true, what are you gonna do about it” type tone. These types of tweets are meant for a positive reaction from his followers, because he feels like he’s stating it as if it’s a fact that he can rub in other people’s faces.

So basically, he doesn’t often make remarks to this level, and he probably does it to own all detractors and transphobes, but maybe with us in mind more than regular twitter transphobes.

Now that you said that, though, does anybody know if Kevin regularly checks this thread? I’m curious to know if he has seen the somewhat creepy rampage I’ve been on this past month.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

All the markings of a real woman. Can barely tell the difference!

And Bingo Wings.

 

[FinnSven]

Not really the best judge of a lolcow, but I’ll throw my two cents in for you, Bob. He doesn’t really say shit like this very much, as it feels like most of his tweets are about toys and transformers and media he is interested in. I could be wrong, the ratio between the media related and personal life/horniness isn’t something I paid much attention to. The daily updates blend together in my mind.

Spoiler: Humbert Humbert can’t keep it short

Kevin does a better job of ignoring us than other lolcows, he does not directly mention us or talk about us, and it is rare if he does. The thread (and probably me by extension) most likely bothers him to some level, but he’s smart enough to direct his 20k twitter followers to it. He did mention that he was careful about shit he retweets/puts on his TL since he doesn’t want to repeatedly subject them to upsetting content on a constant basis (like discourse in the trans community), and I imagine that also plays a role in not directing them to this awful transphobic hellhole (or whatever they think of us as).

As for him actively trolling us, I’m not quite sure. The thought has crossed my mind, but Kevin seems to genuinely want to be a pillar of the trans community (except without the constant aggressive attacking tweets displayed by other popular trans twitter users). I feel like when he says this shit, it’s more of an “own” to all transphobes, not just us, and it feels more like he’s stating a fact with a “this is true, what are you gonna do about it” type tone. These types of tweets are meant for a positive reaction from his followers, because he feels like he’s stating it as if it’s a fact that he can rub in other people’s faces.

So basically, he doesn’t often make remarks to this level, and he probably does it to own all detractors and transphobes, but maybe with us in mind more than regular twitter transphobes.

Now that you said that, though, does anybody know if Kevin regularly checks this thread? I’m curious to know if he has seen the somewhat creepy rampage I’ve been on this past month.

I would guess that he does check here regularly as he is self centered and terminally online.
He possibly also thinks something along the lines of it pays to know what the enemy is thinking.

Obviously no one will know for certain without watching him or getting access to his browser history.

The problem with that is that one may have to see what else lies in his browser history.

 

[BScCollateral]

"apparently if they're gay I'm way more into them lol"

Now just a moment here. IIRC, Cybertronians are a (fictional) race of agender robots, and once they meet humans they "pick up" on gender and some call themselves female?
Isn't this Asexual Genocide or something?
Checkmate Kevin, you bigot!

 

[FinnSven]

Now just a moment here. IIRC, Cybertronians are a (fictional) race of agender robots, and once they meet humans they "pick up" on gender and some call themselves female?
Isn't this Asexual Genocide or something?
Checkmate Kevin, you bigot!

Thinking back to my childhood, I kind of recall female transformers showing up quite far along into the story, despite being thought to be extinct.

They definitely were established before the movie came out.

I actually don’t remember any female deception transformers, which indicates that deceptions must all have been male, gay and evil.

So logically the transformers were actually giving a clear message of heteronormativity being right and good.

 

[Bob_]

I would guess that he does check here regularly as he is self centered and terminally online.
He possibly also thinks something along the lines of it pays to know what the enemy is thinking.

Obviously no one will know for certain without watching him or getting access to his browser history.

The problem with that is that one may have to see what else lies in his browser history.

If I was a demon in hell tormenting the lost souls there, one method of torture would be forcing them to view each link in Kevin's history.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thinking back to my childhood, I kind of recall female transformers showing up quite far along into the story, despite being thought to be extinct.

They definitely were established before the movie came out.

I actually don’t remember any female deception transformers, which indicates that deceptions must all have been male, gay and evil.

So logically the transformers were actually giving a clear message of heteronormativity being right and good.

Which movie? The original one in the 80's where Optimus Prime is a Jesus figure?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Now that you said that, though, does anybody know if Kevin regularly checks this thread? I’m curious to know if he has seen the somewhat creepy rampage I’ve been on this past month.

I would guess that he does check here regularly as he is self centered and terminally online.
He possibly also thinks something along the lines of it pays to know what the enemy is thinking.

Kevin has said that, like some other lolcows, he has people tasked to read his thread for his safety. I prefer to accept this to the more likely truth because I love the idea of the thread slowly blackpilling (at least about Kevin and perhaps the Tranch) all of his acquaintances ordered to do this.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Please, for my own safety, subject yourself to a barrage of people from all walks of life providing receipts on what a loser I am.

 

[FinnSven]

Which movie? The original one in the 80's where Optimus Prime is a Jesus figure?

Yes. With Orson Welles voicing the planet eating robot. Unicron?

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Double post apologies, but this handy dweeb backs up my vague memories .

 

[AMHOLIO]

Dear lord, he’s getting into Carebears now. He never liked bear stuffed animals because they were “too vanilla” for his tastes, as if teddy bears weren’t designed with children in mind. Also wants the pride bear. [A]

To be clear, he's calling BEAR stuffed animals vanilla, not plushes in general.

Also I love as soon as there's mentions of collection and limited run exclusivity, he gets rock hard (metaphorically) and wants to jump right in. This is aspergers/autism to the max.

How does no one who “cares” about him, even as a twitter suckdick, said ‘uhhh Kevin do you really need to buy all this shit?”
Idiot could be paying on a house.

Oh they do, there's been a few tweets in the thread showing his reply (amounting to "how dare you hmph let me be") to these people, and if they bother him further, guess who gets a block? He's likely alienated everyone who gives a shit or at least intimidated them into not posting, or made them apathetic to it all.

Also you can totally see his uterus (first of all, you don’t have one to begin with, and second of all you can’t even see an actual woman’s uterus because it’s an internal organ). Replies with his responses included [A]

He has a U-terrace, where his gunt is U shaped and forms a terrace like feature on his body. So he's right, he just forgot how to spell it properly.

Kevin turns another mentally ill individual on [A]

Imagine displaying this tweet at a parenting meet. "This is what transbians like to do and talk to others about."

It occurred to me maybe Kevvie went searching in Penny’s parent’s bedroom and perhaps found a suitcase full of money or an emergency credit card in there.

You might be correct. However, I think he's just doing this without the money. The other possibilties are:

1. More room in the "new" place. He mentioned something about that earlier so he's likely excited to go turbo overdrive on displaying things again. This way he can justify it.
2. His new transbian friends are into what he's doing. He likes to hop on bandwagons and impress people.
3. Stress. This is the big one: moving is stressful. Mixtrex fighting with Bonnie is stressful. Panicking over thr trans apocalypse is stressful. And even meeting new friend and getting into a relationship is eustess on him. He goes overdrive into coping.

All in all it would not surprise me if he stole Grandma Pen's credit card or cash, but I think he's just burning money because of emotions (one of his copes) and because he has "more room".

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin has said that, like some other lolcows, he has people tasked to read his thread for his safety. I prefer to accept this to the more likely truth because I love the idea of the thread slowly blackpilling (at least about Kevin and perhaps the Tranch) all of his acquaintances ordered to do this.

Oh right- I forgot that was mentioned in this thread, my bad. God, can you imagine how that conversation looked like? “Kathryn, there’s been a guy named Humbert Humbert that literally documents everything you say, every day, for the last month, including the Transformers unboxings.”

That being said.. He made another reply in the “thirst trap” thread this morning. Calling this “hot” is definitely proof that people will see what they want to see. [A]

Notices a pattern with Transformers [A]

Read the Wikipedia page for Sense8, discusses it. I wonder how long this little burst of Sense8 stuff will last (and if it’s really everything Kevin says it is). [A]

Rants about the price increase in Tranformers over the years, says that he’ll be collecting less if they keep it up in the coming years (as opposed to the alternative of just stopping/decreasing now). Also throws in mention of capitalism and that it sucks. [A]

Within the same god damn hour he throws around the idea of buying two of the same Transformer. [A]

Framed a poster that was shown in a tweet a few days ago [A]

I sighed very deeply when I saw that he bought the pride bear, declared himself a carebear collector, and added a bunch (15, to be exact) to his Amazon wishlist. [A]

Also in the replies, someone suggests he get “genderfluid togetherness bear”, to which he said he already did and is awaiting shipping. I had to look it up, and apparently there is a bear named Togetherness that for some reason is genderfluid. Why they needed to make it genderfluid is beyond me. [A]

Dislikes that scummy tactic of making a product super cheap and then having the shipping price be a ton of money (I hate that too, Kevin, no faulting you here.) [A]

I tried to not beat a dead horse with the “Kevin, stop buying shit” thing today (and every day, really), but it’s kind of hard when this is all he posts. I wonder how much disposable funds he has access too. Even though the government gives him money for being poor and Penny probably pays for most of his needs, all the money he has spent on toys in 2023 is insane.

Spoiler: Pics