Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The Jackal said:
A word to the wise: don't use a homeless person as an intermediary for buying drugs. If you want it that much, it's time to start asking yourself the hard questions.
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The funniest way is the Zac Amico model of finding drugs in a new city.
Find a guy with a face tattoo. Ask him "Are you a tattoo artist?" If he says "no," you ask him what drugs he can get.
 
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Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".
 
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Something Awful said:
Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".
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Every single time I see this picture it gives off one vibe: That of an irritated man who was made by his wife/gf/mom to do some ridiculous photo shoot and he wants nothing more than to get back into normal clothes and have a beer or something. With a slight addition of "why did I let her talk me into this?"
 
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SJWs are hypocrites said:
Troon Shield + Addict Defense = Diplomatic Immunity?
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+ Any Defense. The troon shield can get taken down, but you only need one thing to charge it up. Lucas has previously used being 'swatted', being 'bullied', being 'in fear for his life', and even being 'I'm Keffals, if you can't take a joke my troons will mass-attack you' - all to provide an excuse when someone within his circles brings up uncomfortable truths. Time after time in this thread, it's documented that he gets called out in a way he can't ignore, he claims to be doing something about it, and then it gets dropped. Suing the police, livestreaming/going to the con after 'living in fear for months' where he off-handedly lied about having bodyguards, anything to do with the Farms after he did his victory lap, saying he was going to therapy, lying he went to a session, then never mentioning it again... pretending to go to rehab to solve his latest PR nightmare fits right in.

Lucas doesn't know much, but he knows manipulation, and the internet has a short attention span and lets troons make mistakes where others get permanently branded. He's not yet had to follow through on any of his bullshit excuses, and he's still got a lot of morons who like that he's an asshole to people they hate (eg the Farms) and so are happy to jump on an excuse that lets them not deal with the cognitive dissonance of us being right all along. They can't let themselves believe it, so Lucas will always have his defenders - fewer, but still existing - that will forever give him the benefit of the doubt. Until he personally hurts them, at least.

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I believe in truth they already knew he was just a useful idiot... because you're not going to stop mid campaign on something that you really want to say hey this person's kind of a fucking retard I like their message but this is not good.
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It was pretty classic. A whole fuckload of cows who love to be the person to not be willing to ignore a negative thing to try and accomplish something bigger suddenly were willing to excuse Lucas for being racist, misogynist and so on, because they wanted the Farms down more than their usual eagerness to cancel someone. Becky Gerber is the perfect example. She has repeatedly said things exactly like, 'Oh, you think this is a good thing, but I've decided it's anti-Semitic. Sorry I can't forgive the genocide of my people just so you can have your happy representation in [x].' But the moment the idea of the Farms coming down hit her, she was urgently covering for Lucas, saying it didn't matter if he was racist or misogynist for now because he was working for the greater good.

These are people who have never been about the greater good in their lives. If it doesn't involve them, then they don't give a shit until they see a way to make it about themselves. I think a couple of the #DKF people were aware that Lucas was a loose cannon and terrible representative, but the vast majority of them just engaged in their usual black and white thinking. Lucas doing something we like = Lucas is only good. Anyone challenging that narrative = bad.

Really, it can't be oversold just how unintelligent and mentally fucked genderspecials are. The smartest ones in the bunch are the ones who are faking it for social status, which says a lot, but their thought processes are, by design, illogical and delusional. Black and white thinking, cult mentality and intense hypocrisy aren't even half the problems they have.

The Jackal said:
How are you going to detransition after you've already had a festering stinkditch installed? You can't come back from that.
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I'm sure it was here I saw an article about doctors working on trying to restore dicks that have been sloughed and inverted for troons who regret the surgery. You think about the Aidens who have irreparable damage done to their bodies and how they're abandoned to it, but that there's even one doctor looking into reverse stinkditch installations, and you can kind of see how there might be a point about the patriarchy.
 
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Something Awful said:
Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".
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Guess he gave up on trying to airbrush out the five o' clock shadow. Italian genes are not troon-friendly.
 
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Lets say his drug use got worse after he got the 100k. I wonder if he dumped his boyfriend because the boyfriend was trying to reign him in. Lucas got tired of the nagging so he kicked him out. He then picked up that golem that lived with him for a few weeks but she ditched him when she realized just how far gone Lucas really is. Wouldn't put it past Lucas to have tried pimping her out for more shit.
 
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I’m waiting for his landlord to walk the property or fix something that needs fixing and find out keffals violated his lease by smoking in his apartment. Dumbass. That’s eviction worthy and will be interesting to see the spin if it happens “UWU JOSH MOON CAME TO MY HOUSE AND KICKED ME OUT YELLING FREN 1488 YWNBAW!” Now gimme money.
 
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Something Awful said:
Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".
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Troons really believe the ideal female form is an overweight trailer-park stripper. That's the look they always strive for.
 
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Fapcop said:
Can confirm.

Well sorta.

If you’ve ever seen somebody smoke crack, they can’t seem to go without hitting the pibe every five minutes.

It’s like watching a zombie.

SMOKE CRACK
“Blah blah blah yeah crack is awesome man… blah blah blah…”

A few minutes later

“So anyways, Imma take another hit you want some? Crack is fucking awesome!”

SMOOOKE CRACK
“Fuuuck yeah.. So anyways as I was saying…”

Shit is insidious, and I fully believe the drug trials where rats starved themselves to death because they kept hitting the cocaine button instead of getting food.
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Powder cocaine is bad enough, but I agree with you, hard is the most addictive thing ever, imo. The only good thing about it is, it's only addictive while you're doing it. You're not gonna crave it or have a physical need for it like dope or pain pills. If you can just stop buying it, you'll never worry about it again. But once you buy that first hit, you'll keep buying more (so long as it's still available) until you wasted a whole bunch of money. That's what makes hard cocaine so evil and such a scourge to the poor and impulsive.
 
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