Disney Adults / Disneymania


Pure virtue signaling. Every kid tried to get onto a ride they weren't tall enough too at some point. If being 2 inches under the height requirement is the difference between life and death then the engineers fucked up. Yeah the parents should probably take the warnings seriously but trying to make the parents out to be abusers and making a news cycle out of it is fucking retarded.
 
Pure virtue signaling. Every kid tried to get onto a ride they weren't tall enough too at some point. If being 2 inches under the height requirement is the difference between life and death then the engineers fucked up. Yeah the parents should probably take the warnings seriously but trying to make the parents out to be abusers and making a news cycle out of it is fucking retarded.

Two inches for a small child is massive. I won’t pretend I didn’t wear my chunkier sneakers to get onto rollercoasters as a kid, but these dumb (white, of course) parents are setting up their rugrat to be entitled and bend rules, especially for their own safety.

Basically the stellar parenting one should expect from a Disney adult.
 
The only “Disney youtuber” that reviews park stuff I like is Brightsunfilms since he gives his honest opinion. Watching him talk about this $900 room astounded me. The interior for it looked like it could charge $300 at most not $900.
Ive been to Disney World dozens of times and I have to say the new rooms look like a new Courtyard by Marriott. The old rooms used to have cool amber tiles that were backlit and have a little table and desk with lighting, plus some mirrors to make the room look bigger. I always thought the bathrooms were super nice too. Now they just look they picked the cheapest design and slapped some Incredibles merch on it to attract consoomers.

And for almost $1000 dollars. For reference, I can get the equivalent of that room, high level and ocean view at Fountainbleau in Miami Beach for less than $700 WITH MORE AMENITIES & ALCOHOL INCLUDED. Im talking full sized kitchen, hot tub, jacuzzi, and it actually looks like what you pay for. Disney company greed has ballooned. Throw top hats at me, idc.
Someone who is truly wealthy isn't going to be dropping money on a concierge Disney cruise. They take their own yachts, or hang out for free on their friend's boats or take their friends and family's planes and stay at each other's vacation homes.
Once you hit a certain level of wealth, you don't actually spend that much money, and you end up being able to stay wealthy and make more money because of it.
This is correct, the well-off have better things to do than throw money at consoomer-hell with kids. Vacation homes, yachts, exotic locations where you can get a real experience instead of something sanitized. Disney is not luxury.
 
As a broke millennial, I'm not sure how other millennials are affording multiple Disney trips a year unless they have rich parents.
There's some people like Jenny Nicholson who are simply rich. But just like in the consoomer thread more often than not is credit card debt and savings that should have gone for more pressing things.

In Latam for the middle class a trip to Miami and Disney is a religious peregrination to Mecca, it is an aspirational thing.

Universal still pegs to Disney prices with tweaks. I do think what they offer is more fairly priced. Its just movie theatre level gouging instead of Disney level gouging
There was a big thing years ago made about how all these major american entertainment companies operate like a cartel and agree to cap wages across the board, agreeing to not compete. So an animator for Disney, Sony Picture, Blue Sky, WB can go ahead and jump from job to job between each company always get offered salaries that are roughly the same.

Don't know how that turned out, probably in nothing and still applies today for most labour hired in these companies who have the market tightly corraled. Competition among workers but not for corporations seems to be the paradigm today
 
I like how generic all of the dresses look.

I bet you could find the same style at any bridal shop for 1/4th of the price.
 
There's some people like Jenny Nicholson who are simply rich. But just like in the consoomer thread more often than not is credit card debt and savings that should have gone for more pressing things.

In Latam for the middle class a trip to Miami and Disney is a religious peregrination to Mecca, it is an aspirational thing.
Not just Latam, Disney trips being a big, rare aspirational thing that you only do once or twice in a lifetime is how a lot of burgerlanders are about it as well.

I'd just like to go once in my lifetime while capable of forming lasting memories. My parents thought it was a brilliant idea to do the big once in a lifetime Disney trip when their kids were 2 and 4 (so too young to really enjoy it or even form any lasting memories of it for the most part).
 
One of the things I find most insane about the disney adults is there behavior in the park. Lost count of the amount of times I've seen one on a ecv about plow into a child to cut in line.

Seen one go off on an employee there because a ride broke down and they did not want to wait 15 minutes for it to be restarted. When you add in the liquer in epcot things get insane.
 
The non-apology is what got me. He barely touches on the reason people are actually mad and immediately deflects to “I have flaws and love God and my wife”. When he does reference the reason for the apology video, he says “my sons weren’t in danger”. Whether he’s lying and realizes that he did endanger his son or if he’s just that dumb is unknown. Either way, it would have been questionable for him to flat out say “i endangered my son” online.
 
Kinda OT but related to the subject of child endangerment (and my parents brilliant decision-making abilities), where do people who insist on dragging super young kids to Disney stand? Like babies and toddlers who can't really do much or remember anything and could even get sick/dehydrated/etc easily from being dragged around Disney when it's roughly the climate of Satan's rectum?

I've even seen parents shaming their kids publicly online for crying/being upset at Disney even though the kids looked to be preschoolers at the oldest and were probably hot/tired/hungry/overstimulated/etc :(
 
I like how generic all of the dresses look.

I bet you could find the same style at any bridal shop for 1/4th of the price.
But those aren't Disneeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not just Latam, Disney trips being a big, rare aspirational thing that you only do once or twice in a lifetime is how a lot of burgerlanders are about it as well.

I'd just like to go once in my lifetime while capable of forming lasting memories. My parents thought it was a brilliant idea to do the big once in a lifetime Disney trip when their kids were 2 and 4 (so too young to really enjoy it or even form any lasting memories of it for the most part).
Quoting this to agree with it harder. Disney is one of those things where the American social classes can be divided out.
  1. "We can't afford to go."
  2. "We can go someday."
  3. "We can go once every few years."
  4. "We can go once a year."
  5. "We can go whenever we want."
  6. "We can get private tours and skip the lines at Disney."
  7. "Why would you want to go to Disney?"
 
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I've always thought it would be fun to go to a few of these parks and film a documentary in the style of Steve Irwin stalking and recording the behaviors of the kiddults as some sort of exotic venomous animal who's capable of spreading retardation. You could use kids as props to pretend you are filming your own children but in reality you are just collecting footage for a nature documentary about the worst forms of Peter Pan syndrome in the wild. Bet security wouldn't even catch you until you started posting the footage and they went to look for person doing it.
 
I've always thought it would be fun to go to a few of these parks and film a documentary in the style of Steve Irwin stalking and recording the behaviors of the kiddults as some sort of exotic venomous animal who's capable of spreading retardation. You could use kids as props to pretend you are filming your own children but in reality you are just collecting footage for a nature documentary about the worst forms of Peter Pan syndrome in the wild. Bet security wouldn't even catch you until you started posting the footage and they went to look for person doing it.

Somewhat related, there was a pretentious indie movie filmed inside of Disney without permission in 2013. I never saw it but it has bad review scores.

 
Somewhat related, there was a pretentious indie movie filmed inside of Disney without permission in 2013. I never saw it but it has bad review scores.


Watched it and can confirm it's total shit. A lot of it is just slightly altered footage of the main family riding attractions and MC lusting over teenagers, but the backstory to the film is interesting at least.

Out of all the things one can autistically obsess over, why would anyone pick Disney? I'm not convinced this isn't the result of some corporate slave brainwashing MKULTRA style program.

You're not wrong, Disney has been marketing it for decades as a trip every family needs to experience at least once in their lifetime. It's great marketing and makes the parks an aspirational financial goal for lower-class families. Disney is king when it comes to subtly influencing consumers, if you ever have time read up on Walt himself. He was a true business man at heart and only got into animation as a financial opportunity. Almost every choice he ever made in life was to wring the most money from his customers and he was very good at it.
 
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With this first video in the OP, I'm coping wondering how many of those men at the trivia night are there to try and pick up chicks. They're just prowling for crazy Disney-girl pussy, right? They're not really taking the Disney quiz seriously. Right? RIGHT???

Anyway, I am liking the thread so far, @NoReturn!

I have some family members who are Disney-obsessed. Wouldn't call them full blown Disney Adults, but they're close. One of them bragged (yes, bragged) that he went to Disney World over 50 times in his life.
 
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