Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Ralph is hilariously bad at violence for someone who has a short temper and a performative obsession with masculinity. Even if this were not true he's still 5'1" and his arms/legs are pathetic. Finally he's a convicted felon and would be in some hot shit if he was in possession of a gun.

He couldn't intimidate anyone without retaining a bruiser and given how poorly he treat/pays subordinates that guy would end up robbing and/or pimping piggy out by the end of the partnership.

Hence I wonder if he has tried.

It would have been a funny saga had he tried.
Just as long as any women or girls he tries to exploit were freed from him by their families/friends rather than other more capable pimps.
 
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This is gonna drive Ralph insane. You can join his telegram and pretend to be a fan and any time he has a real complaint you can just go "naaaah haha ralphamale pulling a classic work bro hahaha 🤣" and soon enough his real paypigs will be onboard and he'll never be able to get a real complaint out without everyone thinking it's a fake epic wrassle work.
Bonus points for continuing to congratulate him on his works fooling the broke dick farms and Mister Medicare as he screeches about how it’s real.
IT’S TRUUUUUUUU
 
I highly doubt a breakup this soon, if they didn't break up after the airport incident it would take something far more serious than not paying an electric bill on time I would think. Unless something crazy went down offstream. Pantsu just spend an hour yelling at Rand last night defending Ralph, she wouldn't run away so soon.
It would be stupid to say "this is it, this is the one", because there could be any number of incidents prior to her fleeing back home.

What is worth noting though is that since they got married there has been a very notable uptick in these incidents, and Ralph is all too happy to make these thing public.

This suggests to me that their home situation is getting worse, and Ralph is now using public shaming as a means to keep her in line. Whereas previously, a lot of this was kept off private.

Why is this? Probably just Ralph ramping up his abusive behaviour, testing boundaries, seeing what he can get away with.

This to me makes it more likely that May will leave than previously. However, it may never happen. She might just spend the rest of Ralph's life being his beaten down horse wife. She's an idiot.
 
Ralph should move to Sierra Leone. It has everything: unspoiled beaches, cheap cost of living and millions of black whores to exploit. I’m not sure why he even bothered with Mexico first.
Ralph could even live in a house, right on one of those beaches he talks about so much, for just $10 a day instead of have to drive 30 minutes like a broke ass loser from his rental in Mexico with no electricity.
 
Have we verified that Ronnie and Sandra never went on Jerry Springer or Maury? This is some legacy shameless nigger shit.
Ralph and Sandra watched Springer together and dreamed of getting plane tickets to Chicago, a hotel room for two days and $90 per diem for doing something they already did for free every day - act like dumb white trash in public. It was the wigger dream.

Now Ralph just has to do it on his own online since Springer went off the air.
 
Now Ralph just has to do it on his own online since Springer went off the air.
Springer could come out of retirement for a PPV cage match between Ralph and all his enemies. Though a fat junkie with congestive heart failure can’t really put up much of a fight, I’d still pay to see it.
 
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Either Amanda or someone using her account liked a tweet from Laura Loomer made 5 hours ago. Could be a sign of life from Pantsu, or could just be Ralph using her account. Who knows.
 
Ralph is currently drunkenly interviewing a very sober Amanda it's super akward. Ralph calls Pantus family white niggers and asks them if they chose to be or if they always where, Pantsu dodges the question and then Ralph goes in to his favoirte topic: How much black dick has Amandas sister taken.. Pantsu dodges the question but Ralph is admant that she loves niggers and presses several times until he gives up and tries to get pantsu to talk about homewrecking until he dismesses her off the stream.
 
Ralph drunkenly mumbled something about Pantsu speaking Spanish to somebody on stream today. Is there any evidence to suggest Pantsu has any level of fluency in Spanish or at least knows conversational or "tourist" Spanish?
 
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This is one of the funniest things about Ralph, tbh. Guarantee the dude is a liberal under all the layers of Gayfabe and Gunt.
I dont think he is. I dont think he is conservative or right wing either. I think Ralph's opinions and political beliefs are firmly entrenched in what is convenient for Ralph. If saying liberal things gets you access to pussy with daddy issues in that moment Ralph is a liberal, if it is going to get him superchats at that moment Ralph is conservative.

To hold a political position a person must have personal positions about benefiting others beyond yourself and moral beliefs (whether or not you agree with them). All the years watching Ethan Ralph I am convinced that Ralph is incapable of having a position or belief he thinks doesn't immediately benefit himself and I am convinced that Ralph is at his core incapable of practicing morality nor understanding what morality is. Because of this you really cant classify Ralph to any one political group.
 
I dont think he is. I dont think he is conservative or right wing either. I think Ralph's opinions and political beliefs are firmly entrenched in what is convenient for Ralph. If saying liberal things gets you access to pussy with daddy issues in that moment Ralph is a liberal, if it is going to get him superchats at that moment Ralph is conservative.

To hold a political position a person must have personal positions about benefiting others beyond yourself and moral beliefs (whether or not you agree with them). All the years watching Ethan Ralph I am convinced that Ralph is incapable of having a position or belief he thinks doesn't immediately benefit himself and I am convinced that Ralph is at his core incapable of practicing morality nor understanding what morality is. Because of this you really cant classify Ralph to any one political group.
Well AF seems to have warmly embraced Ralph’s brand of politics. I don’t think his ramblings, or lifestyle, would find any warm welcome outside of fringe right bullshit.

If Ralph wants to grift the fringe left his only hope is cutting his micro-dick off, getting two bras for his quad-tits, allowing Pantsu to continue her transition and getting Rozy on T and rename her Rad Roberts.
 
Ralph drunkenly mumbled something about Pantsu speaking Spanish to somebody on stream today. Is there any evidence to suggest Pantsu has any level of fluency in Spanish or at least knows conversational or "tourist" Spanish?

She took Spanish as a language requirement for graduating high school, which is the case for most schools. It was the only language that was offered at ours. I can't remember if she actually took any further classes in college, but I know Spanish was offered as a gen ed elective.
 
She took Spanish as a language requirement for graduating high school, which is the case for most schools. It was the only language that was offered at ours. I can't remember if she actually took any further classes in college, but I know Spanish was offered as a gen ed elective.
I’ve never seen HS level Spanish classes help gringos in Spain or Latin America because the natives don’t speak at 8 words per minute.
 
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