Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Episode 16: Coof!

I decided to consolidate episodes 37 and 36 due to lack of content worth clipping.
That Millenial Woes documentary they were watching in #37 was hard to sit through. Seriously, who the fuck unironically uses Macintosh Plus 420 as a background track for a supposedly serious documentary about a "neo-nazi far-right white supremacist"?
And what's with the constant Doctor Who clips? Just because MW mentioned he watched Doctor Who since he was 5, does it mean there has to be a clip from DW every couple of fucking minutes, appropriate or not? Hell, if you don't know any better, this doc would make you believe all his life's decisions were made because of this show. Was it done to paint MW as more of a loser? Or was it done to pad out the length? Regardless, I give it a Cringe/10.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 16: Coof!
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I decided to consolidate episodes 37 and 36 due to lack of content worth clipping.
That Millenial Woes documentary they were watching in #37 was hard to sit through. Seriously, who the fuck unironically uses Macintosh Plus 420 as a background track for a supposedly serious documentary about a "neo-nazi far-right white supremacist"?
And what's with the constant Doctor Who clips? Just because MW mentioned he watched Doctor Who since he was 5, does it mean there has to be a clip from DW every couple of fucking minutes, appropriate or not? Hell, if you don't know any better, this doc would make you believe all his live decisions were made because of this show. Was it done in order to paint MW as more of a loser? Or was it done to pad out the length? Regardless, I give it a Cringe/10.
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Porsalin just released a 3+ hour interview with Warski.

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For all the shit I give Warski it’s not like he’s the worst person to talk to especially for something like this, he knows the lore, he knows the grift, he can hang out decently without sperging and he’s into comedy. The interview is decent.

The problem is Warski has a low IQ, it’s just obviously Porsalin is far smarter, and there are times where Warski gets so retarded and struggles to comprehend what’s happened/said, or will go on a Low-IQ intervention that goes on too long. Metokur’s interview was a good example of who someone like Porsalin should be interacting.

It’s also rich hearing Andy talk about grifting and shameless promotion/backstabbing, when that’s his bread and butter. You can feel a bit of discomfort as Porsalin laughs about Mersh’s attempts to milk paypigs, and Andy nervously chuckles knowing the spotlight could just as easily be turned on him.

Pretty sure Porsalin likes Jesse and likes Andy, but I’m sure them being intimately involved with Mersh was another factor. It’s not a bad idea if he’s trying to get more eyes on the documentary by pulling from the relevant audiences despite me thinking they’re both unfunny hacks.

It’s also relevant to remember that this was filmed when Andy and PPP were still making a few decent Kino Casinos, back in the early days. I was fucking tuning in and subscribed, it was novel and effort was being put in. This interview happened before the Powerchat debacle and before PPP said he was cold in the cabin, kissing the feet of Daddy Jim and begging for mercy like a monstrously fat child who did something naughty in front of Father.

I have high hopes for the Fatrick documentary based on the clip that was released.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
For all the shit I give Warski it’s not like he’s the worst person to talk to especially for something like this, he knows the lore, he knows the grift, he can hang out decently without sperging and he’s into comedy. The interview is decent.

The problem is Warski has a low IQ, it’s just obviously Porsalin is far smarter, and there are times where Warski gets so retarded and struggles to comprehend what’s happened/said, or will go on a Low-IQ intervention that goes on too long. Metokur’s interview was a good example of who someone like Porsalin should be interacting.

It’s also rich hearing Andy talk about grifting and shameless promotion/backstabbing, when that’s his bread and butter. You can feel a bit of discomfort as Porsalin laughs about Mersh’s attempts to milk paypigs, and Andy nervously chuckles knowing the spotlight could just as easily be turned on him.

Pretty sure Porsalin likes Jesse and likes Andy, but I’m sure them being intimately involved with Mersh was another factor. It’s not a bad idea if he’s trying to get more eyes on the documentary by pulling from the relevant audiences despite me thinking they’re both unfunny hacks.

It’s also relevant to remember that this was filmed when Andy and PPP were still making a few decent Kino Casinos, back in the early days. I was fucking tuning in and subscribed, it was novel and effort was being put in. This interview happened before the Powerchat debacle and before PPP said he was cold in the cabin, kissing the feet of Daddy Jim and begging for mercy like a monstrously fat child who did something naughty in front of Father.

I have high hopes for the Fatrick documentary based on the clip that was released.
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My favorite bit was towards the end was when they were talking about the mersh experince and the best most condesed way of experince it was trough the simp texts. Porsalin jokes about how great litteartue like that should be preserved by preserving by any neccesary method.

Warski goes: "YEAA it has to be in a grand library like like beauty and the beast!" :story:
Not alexandria, not the vatican library, not even the libary of congress.
ASHTON ASHTON IT'S JUST LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE ASHTOOOOOOON. WE ARE LIKE THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ASHTON!! You are the bbbb...rains while im the b..b..b..b muscle.
 
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Episode 17: Jub the Nub!

Again, consolidating #35 and Rake Back #24 due to lack of clips.
You know how, whenever there is no new KC episode to clip, I'm going backwards through their older episodes when making these compilations, right? Well, since I downloaded the Kino Casino and Rake Back videos from two separate playlists, I don't actually remember which episode of Rake Back came out after which episode of Kino Casino, and now I can't know that, thanks to soyper flaggotry. So now I just have to guess. I only know that the first episode of RB came out after KC#8, and that's it.
I hate flaggots so fucking much it's unreal.

LMAO at 300kg Asstroon thinking he can take on both Cog AND Dan (or really anybody, for that matter) in RB#24. Absolutely delusional.
And again with "living on the couch rent-free". It's like he stands in front of a mirror and rants at a person shown in it.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
It's like he stands in front of a mirror and rants at a person shown in it.
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"Let's look at the next clip here Andy. Just look at this fat fuck. What a total loser"
"AA-AA-ASH-AASSH...."
"Just a total fat degenerate folks. This is just pathetic, this fat grifting piece of shit. Just shameless..."
"AA-AA-ASH-AASSHHH-AAASSSHHTT...."
"Its just disgusting isn't it folks. That this is the kind of people that are out there. Give your head a shake."
"AAAAASHTON!!! T-TH-THATS NOT THE CLIP A-A-ASHTON! TH-THA-THATS YOUR WEBC-C-CAM!!"
"Oh fawk buddy"
 
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Rex Mendicorvm said:
Are these two fags still on “vacation?” How fucking lazy can you be?
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no? they are streaming on the kino cathedral channel because dakka dakka was nuked, they are supposed to multi stream on Rumble, but Warski is so retarded he never managed to make it work
 
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Episode 17: Jub the Nub!
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Again, consolidating #35 and Rake Back #24 due to lack of clips.
You know how, whenever there is no new KC episode to clip, I'm going backwards through their older episodes when making these compilations, right? Well, since I downloaded the Kino Casino and Rake Back videos from two separate playlists, I don't actually remember which episode of Rake Back came out after which episode of Kino Casino, and now I can't know that, thanks to soyper flaggotry. So now I just have to guess. I only know that the first episode of RB came out after KC#8, and that's it.
I hate flaggots so fucking much it's unreal.

LMAO at 300kg Asstroon thinking he can take on both Cog AND Dan (or really anybody, for that matter) in RB#24. Absolutely delusional.
And again with "living on the couch rent-free". It's like he stands in front of a mirror and rants at a person shown in it.
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You know, Canada's assisted suicide program doesn't sound so evil all of a sudden...
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
For all the shit I give Warski it’s not like he’s the worst person to talk to especially for something like this, he knows the lore, he knows the grift, he can hang out decently without sperging and he’s into comedy. The interview is decent.

The problem is Warski has a low IQ, it’s just obviously Porsalin is far smarter, and there are times where Warski gets so retarded and struggles to comprehend what’s happened/said, or will go on a Low-IQ intervention that goes on too long. Metokur’s interview was a good example of who someone like Porsalin should be interacting.

It’s also rich hearing Andy talk about grifting and shameless promotion/backstabbing, when that’s his bread and butter. You can feel a bit of discomfort as Porsalin laughs about Mersh’s attempts to milk paypigs, and Andy nervously chuckles knowing the spotlight could just as easily be turned on him.

Pretty sure Porsalin likes Jesse and likes Andy, but I’m sure them being intimately involved with Mersh was another factor. It’s not a bad idea if he’s trying to get more eyes on the documentary by pulling from the relevant audiences despite me thinking they’re both unfunny hacks.

It’s also relevant to remember that this was filmed when Andy and PPP were still making a few decent Kino Casinos, back in the early days. I was fucking tuning in and subscribed, it was novel and effort was being put in. This interview happened before the Powerchat debacle and before PPP said he was cold in the cabin, kissing the feet of Daddy Jim and begging for mercy like a monstrously fat child who did something naughty in front of Father.

I have high hopes for the Fatrick documentary based on the clip that was released.
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The thing is though right and it comes to the question when making a documentary about this. You obviously want to interview all involved parties and since it's a documentary your role is to be impartial and just document events. It's less of a hitpiece and more of an informative piece and you let people draw their own conclusions. What informative value can Jesse and Andy Warski, two of the most unreliable pieces of shit in the whole sektur provide ? The answer is not very much if any. So yeah sitting in a 3 hour call with Tardski is retarded except if you are to blast him with fire.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
The worst part about this show is when the paypiggies have their dono wars to try and one up each other. Nobody cares what pathetic paypigs have to say. Super chats are one of the worst things to come from streaming.
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On the grand scale, I agree. But the sheer volume of idiocy that it generates is quite entertaining.
 
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