Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Fornicario]

Man I can't even keep up with the thread at this point, there's just too much happening. Keep the Ls coming Keffals, it's peak entertainment! Clearly he's trying to defend his Lolcow of the Year award (very prestigious) from Ethan Ralph, who's in a similar death spiral. Come on Lukie boy, don't let the Ragepig overtake you! In fact, make an account here and start arguing with us. That'll surely win you the top spot again next year!

They really just need to hatefuck each other until one dies, trapping the other underneath a gunt until they're both dead in a pleasing yet sickening pastiche of The Human Caterpillar

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Man I can't even keep up with the thread at this point, there's just too much happening. Keep the Ls coming Keffals, it's peak entertainment! Clearly he's trying to defend his Lolcow of the Year award (very prestigious) from Ethan Ralph, who's in a similar death spiral. Come on Lukie boy, don't let the Ragepig overtake you! In fact, make an account here and start arguing with us. That'll surely win you the top spot again next year!

Ethan getting married was a wild thing to witness, then have his wife dissappear shortly after and that did take my attetnion from Keffals but fuck man, Keffals is teeting on the abyss again and this time punching the bedrock so hard a seismograph goes off. An addiction ( provided its real ) is not something he can Ratio out of. There are real serious consequences.

 

[F13 Key]

Person of Ontario here. I can say that if he's "going into detox" it's almost certainly BS unless it's for severe crisis-level benzo addiction or he's paying out of pocket. If he showed up at an ER in opioid withdrawals they might give him a dose of methadone or suboxone on the spot to alleviate them, but clinic space at OATC is nonexistent and waitlisted right now, he wouldn't even be admitted to a room. Coke and meth addiction don't warrant detox, you just wait it out because it only lasts a day or two and the physical symptoms aren't serious enough to put you in danger. Only severe alcohol and benzo addiction are enough to require managed detox, and there is zero space anywhere in the public system for him to enter without being waitlisted for weeks if not months.

For opioid withdrawals they put you on methadone and require you to show up at the OATC clinic to drink it in front of someone, generally. Benzo addiction is comparatively rare and most of the treatment facilities don't have clinical staff to address it.

IF he's telling the truth, he'd have to be in such a severe state of benzo addiction that the docs decided he'd die without a month long managed detox, and they'd ship him to CAMH in Toronto for it. Prescription benzos for anxiety are usually only given out for 4-6 weeks at max because of their withdrawal potential, so if he is addicted to benzos, he's probably been buying research chemical benzos from a clearnet company, of which there's a number in Canada that just mail them to you. They also have opioid analogs like brorphine. These aren't cheap, they run $200 or so per gram or more.

From what I've seen of him on stream, he's 100% a bar tard. He probably got a script for Xanax or another similar benzo after the swatting, citing anxiety, or was popping pills in Ireland and got hooked there, then started buying RCs when he returned to Canada.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Ethan getting married was a wild thing to witness, then have his wife dissappear shortly after and that did take my attetnion from Keffals but fuck man, Keffals is teeting on the abyss again and this time punching the bedrock so hard a seismograph goes off. An addiction ( provided its real ) is not something he can Ratio out of. There are real serious consequences.

This is the thing I've been waiting for to happen - all these troons who take these drugs their bodies are biologically not meant to have eventually starting to have significant health problems.

Granted, Keffals here doing actual hard drugs simply made the degradation happen far faster (I highly doubt they're going into treatment for it), but the bottom line is consequences are coming due for these types of people and they can't lie their asses off about it this time.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Well we've all been doxed and are now in prison, remember.

Did anyone notify Fatrick S. Tomlinson? He did keep telling us atalkers to wait for the knock and that the federal government was going to arrest and execute us all for hurting his feelings

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Did anyone notify Fatrick S. Tomlinson? He did keep telling us atalkers to wait for the knock and that the federal government was going to arrest and execute us all for hurting his feelings

As we all know, the knock came, and now we're posting this from federal prison. Sure is a shame. Man, sure do wish I'd never shitposted about Keffals or Fatrick. Because clearly I was committing federal online harassment. I should have taken Fat Rick's advice but here I am, trading sexual favors for cigarettes. What a real shame

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

maybe even go after Adam22 for platforming the evil Destiny.

Adam22 needs his own thread on here

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This is the thing I've been waiting for to happen - all these troons who take these drugs their bodies are biologically not meant to have eventually starting to have significant health problems.

Granted, Keffals here doing actual hard drugs simply made the degradation happen far faster (I highly doubt they're going into treatment for it), but the bottom line is consequences are coming due for these types of people and they can't lie their asses off about it this time.

This is the same argument that I use for people who smoke weed/"natural" cigarettes. It's not supposed to be there regardless of how natural or clean it may be. Their has to be SOME kind of effect otherwise. Even sniffing a fart is technically not supposed to happen so they think HRT wont cause issues. HRT is designed to do different thing's to your body well beyond troon understanding. It's nothing but a recipe for disaster and I am all here for it in glorious 8k/144

 

[Need4Sneed]

Where are the creative kiwis at?

 

[John Roberts]

Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".

Lucas... if that is the most attractive you will ever look, then I don't want to imagine what you look like when you're at your ugliest.

You do not pass as an attractive woman, or as a woman at all. Even with fifty pounds of makeup, and plastic surgery, and clever lighting tricks. Even then you still cannot escape what you really are, and what you'll always be.

You have successfully shed whatever parts of you were masculine perhaps. At least on the surface, nobody would ever describe you as masculine or manly, so you've got that going. But your femininity quotient has not increased at a rate commensurate with the loss of your masculinity. You may not be "masculine", but you're also not "feminine". Instead you are weird and artificial. You are manufactured and lifeless. You are unearthly and eerie. You are like some kind of human deepfake, that's what you are.

You are a man deprived of all of the best qualities of men but without any of the best qualities of women. Even your personality is contrived. Everything about you is fake. Nothing about you rings true. Nobody buys the act, You'll never be accepted as a woman by anyone, never, by anyone. Even the people who pretend they accept you as a woman, are only pretending because they're afraid of being lectured if they don't. Or because they want to use you as a platform to virtue signal. But everyone who looks at you will see something pitiable and bizarre. Something utterly unfeminine in every way.

You will never be able to actually have the identity that you're trying to appropriate. Nor will you ever be able to fully escape the identity that you're fleeing. The best you can hope for is some kind of limbo, the worst of all worlds. And yet even in that limbo state, you will still be a man. Just not one that any of us can respect or take seriously.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Haha, he changed his profile picture to this fucking thing again:

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I love that he keeps using it, since he looks like a disheveled tard, but his drug-addled brain tells him "oh yeah baby, you're an alluring twitch thot".

Holy shit, "loremaster". Keffals really trying to pass off as someone refined and dignified.

 

[Slur Generator]

How many of troon suicides are caused by drug related overdoses/lack/withdrawal?

I just hope that when he dies we'll have balloons and confetti on the site.

First "girl" in LCS, Remilia, died peacefully in "her" sleep.

 

[XANA]

From what I've seen of him on stream, he's 100% a bar tard. He probably got a script for Xanax or another similar benzo after the swatting, citing anxiety, or was popping pills in Ireland and got hooked there, then started buying RCs when he returned to Canada.

Imagine if he got a benzo addiction specifically because he absolutely failed in taking down the farms for the last half-year.

Part of me wonders if Lucas is doing the smart thing in trying to lay low for a bit and is putting out the rehab excuse to garner sympathy and pre-emptively explain why he's going offline for a while. He's counting on people unfamiliar with how the Canadian medical system works to not notice discrepancies or call bullshit on his claims.

 

[alien baby]

I'm interested in seeing what his content is going to look like a month from now (assuming he actually manages to stay offline for that long.) I think he has one more chance to at least somewhat recover from the blow to his reputation but if he fucks up and pisses off the twitter troons again it he'll basically be trans onision and hated by literally everybody. If he returns to his token dirtbag left trans streamer content as soon as he's back, I don't think it will end well for him. If he walks that back, is he going to do boring politics streams again? Without drama he has nothing.

I give it like two weeks after he comes back before he's trending and losing followers again. I don't think he lies and gets into slapfights and says stupid shit because he's on drugs, he does it because he has no impulse control. You could lock Keffals in a padded room and confiscate every match and lighter in the building and he would still manage to set himself on fire somehow. He also better have a good explanation for the $100k when he gets back since people are starting to question what the money is being spent on.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he say a while back that a Vice film crew came to film with him? I can't find where he mentioned it, but he said this on his December 23rd stream:

from some of his more recent comments I get the impression that he really doesn't want to follow through with suing the police, let alone deal with a media circus again. Rehab might be a copout that saves his ass for now but he left enough problems to deal with for when he gets back that the stress is just going to make him spiral all over again. patiently waiting for your return kef xoxo

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Lol doubt he's going to rehab, probably just gonna sit around for a month continuing to waste what's left of his grift money on coke. Betting on him oding

the most I would expect is he visits some weak ass outpatient program for a day or two so he can lie to himself and others about it easier. although it would be hilarious if his brain is such a chemistry set he's in mortal danger by quitting.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Person of Ontario here. I can say that if he's "going into detox" it's almost certainly BS unless it's for severe crisis-level benzo addiction or he's paying out of pocket. If he showed up at an ER in opioid withdrawals they might give him a dose of methadone or suboxone on the spot to alleviate them, but clinic space at OATC is nonexistent and waitlisted right now, he wouldn't even be admitted to a room. Coke and meth addiction don't warrant detox, you just wait it out because it only lasts a day or two and the physical symptoms aren't serious enough to put you in danger. Only severe alcohol and benzo addiction are enough to require managed detox, and there is zero space anywhere in the public system for him to enter without being waitlisted for weeks if not months.

For opioid withdrawals they put you on methadone and require you to show up at the OATC clinic to drink it in front of someone, generally. Benzo addiction is comparatively rare and most of the treatment facilities don't have clinical staff to address it.

IF he's telling the truth, he'd have to be in such a severe state of benzo addiction that the docs decided he'd die without a month long managed detox, and they'd ship him to CAMH in Toronto for it. Prescription benzos for anxiety are usually only given out for 4-6 weeks at max because of their withdrawal potential, so if he is addicted to benzos, he's probably been buying research chemical benzos from a clearnet company, of which there's a number in Canada that just mail them to you. They also have opioid analogs like brorphine. These aren't cheap, they run $200 or so per gram or more.

From what I've seen of him on stream, he's 100% a bar tard. He probably got a script for Xanax or another similar benzo after the swatting, citing anxiety, or was popping pills in Ireland and got hooked there, then started buying RCs when he returned to Canada.

He has 100K+ to spend on private clinic, I believe.
And there are a number of "research" opiates that are VERY cheap and you can buy them in bulk from China, and the withdrawal can easily kill you (vomiting/diarrhea/hypernatremia/cardiac arrest), especially as these people order like 100 grams of some novel opiate and pump it in months, and when it's over, it's time for hell.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Can you really get into rehab that quickly in Leafland?

But yeah, no chance Lucas will be able to stay off social media. I give it three days.

If he was in urgent need of medical intervention like he's implying, yeah, there are resources available for him.

But he also would be full on communication blackout. Similar to how psych holds work if someone is suicidal.

 

[John Roberts]

Imagine if he got a benzo addiction specifically because he absolutely failed in taking down the farms for the last half-year.

Part of me wonders if Lucas is doing the smart thing in trying to lay low for a bit and is putting out the rehab excuse to garner sympathy and pre-emptively explain why he's going offline for a while. He's counting on people unfamiliar with how the Canadian medical system works to not notice discrepancies or call bullshit on his claims.

Lucas is bleeding followers. -24% on Twitter. Smaller, but still significant, drops on Youtube and Twitch.

It's smart. Say you're going into rehab for a month. People who were going to unfollow might stick around to see if you "changed". After a month, the controversy has died down and you can come back. Even if you didn't change, they might forget and just stay subscribed.

He has 100K+ to spend on private clinic, I believe.
And there are a number of "research" opiates that are VERY cheap and you can buy them in bulk from China, and the withdrawal can easily kill you (vomiting/diarrhea/hypernatremia/cardiac arrest), especially as these people order like 100 grams of some novel opiate and pump it in months, and when it's over, it's time for hell.

had* I bet most of it went up his nose.

 

[Catspajamas7]

This man isn’t even a drug addict and is just faking illnesses to get money from any group imaginable and the recovery community has a lot of money to give those wanting help…

Fuck you Keffals other people could use rehab more than you…. Like Ethan Ralph!

 

[XANA]

It's smart. Say you're going into rehab for a month. People who were going to unfollow might stick around to see if you "changed". After a month, the controversy has died down and you can come back. Even if you didn't change, they might forget and just stay subscribed.

He was really pushing out all the sympathy tropes, including a very thinly layered "pls no bully, am druggie, you'll make me relapse". The first twitter thread comes off as very sanctimonious.

If Lucas actually goes to rehab (again, assuming that it's true) and stops being an absolute schizo, I'd be amazed.