Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[LobsterBoy669]

If Lucas actually goes to rehab (again, assuming that it's true) and stops being an absolute schizo, I'd be amazed.

I would be genuinely surprised if he decides to go to rehab. That would require admitting his faults, accepting his place as a public figure, and finally apologizing to those he's wronged while under the influence. This kind of faggot doesn't just accept that he's guilty. He doubles down on his stances, as scattered as Keffals' stances might be. So all we're gonna see, and this is the "at most" scenario, is an apology to the trans people he's hurt. We're never going to see him admit that he was wrong about the Farms, because to do so would delegitimize the entire movement he "built" from scratch. At most he'll get a nod as a problematic figurehead in the trans rights movement, and even that is stretching things, because they hate him too.

 

[Snuckening2]

This is gay ops. 100%.

What the motive is, I don't know. But I DO know it's fake af.

 

[Punished Neco]

The Shoe stream had an interesting part where Keffals admitted to doxing peoples addresses and names in the past, so Winter (PBUH) wasn't a 1 off. Admits it's morally questionable but doesn't regret it, the cut off after 'but' at the end isn't out of context as Shoe then just interjects

Please excuse the watermark, this week I've seen the things I've clipped start to be uploaded to Twitter/used in people's streams, so I figured that it'd be funny to have a mostly transparent cat slurping spaghet in the corner just to see if it pops up anywhere else from now on.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he say a while back that a Vice film crew came to film with him? I can't find where he mentioned it, but he said this on his December 23rd stream:

Yes, it's a Vice Mini Doc dropping in the first quarter of 2023. I uploaded the clip, I can't be bothered to reupload, it's from the Jan 29th stream so you'll probably be able to find my post with it in the spoiler tag if you want to go back for it, it's effectively just saying what I just said though.

It's smart. Say you're going into rehab for a month. People who were going to unfollow might stick around to see if you "changed". After a month, the controversy has died down and you can come back. Even if you didn't change, they might forget and just stay subscribed.

What I'm currently working on slowly whenever I have spare time is finding the stream where Keffals said that they were going to Northern Ireland on holiday again in March, I swear it was one of the ones in the past month. I'm going to find it

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I like how everyone is sill pretending that kiwifarms is dead.

It is pretty funny.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

He was really pushing out all the sympathy tropes

more like religious mantra. this crowd has no mental framework for any positive human quality beyond victimhood. becoming the most downtrodden unhealthy vulnerable wretch possible is sainthood.

 

[Dyn]

IF he's telling the truth, he'd have to be in such a severe state of benzo addiction that the docs decided he'd die without a month long managed detox, and they'd ship him to CAMH in Toronto for it.

Why wouldn't they just write a reduced dosage script?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm interested in seeing what his content is going to look like a month from now (assuming he actually manages to stay offline for that long.) I think he has one more chance to at least somewhat recover from the blow to his reputation but if he fucks up and pisses off the twitter troons again it he'll basically be trans onision and hated by literally everybody. If he returns to his token dirtbag left trans streamer content as soon as he's back, I don't think it will end well for him. If he walks that back, is he going to do boring politics streams again? Without drama he has nothing.

I give it like two weeks after he comes back before he's trending and losing followers again. I don't think he lies and gets into slapfights and says stupid shit because he's on drugs, he does it because he has no impulse control. You could lock Keffals in a padded room and confiscate every match and lighter in the building and he would still manage to set himself on fire somehow. He also better have a good explanation for the $100k when he gets back since people are starting to question what the money is being spent on.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he say a while back that a Vice film crew came to film with him? I can't find where he mentioned it, but he said this on his December 23rd stream:
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from some of his more recent comments I get the impression that he really doesn't want to follow through with suing the police, let alone deal with a media circus again. Rehab might be a copout that saves his ass for now but he left enough problems to deal with for when he gets back that the stress is just going to make him spiral all over again. patiently waiting for your return kef xoxo

from what i recall the only time i remember him even talking about the police stuff was when he said his legal team was on it and they were supposed to be weighing their options. but since then i dont think there have been any updates.

keffals has pretty much trapped himself in a corner with his antics at this point because he is pinning all his behavior on drug abuse. which is an obvious attempt at regaining followers on twitter. i suspect that his plan is to just take a month off and hide on some twitter alt of his then come back and farm sympathy for being the brave trans hero who survived drug addiction and harassment.

then just ride that for as long as he can with the hopes that if anyone confronts him about anything the twitter mob will defend him and go after the person who is trying to trigger an addict into relapsing. but just like you said he is pretty fucked without drama. his streams are boring as fuck i have yet to see anything about his streams that make him stand out at all he is also very low energy.

if keffals wants to keep his grift going he is gonna have to stop being such a retard and just keep to himself. but i simply do not think he can do that. ill give in a week or two after he returns for him to say something that strips him of the sympathy he gets from rehab. thats usually his biggest weakness from what i have seen. dude seems to never know when to keep stuff to himself.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

no lucas, YOU are a disease

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Powerlevel here but as the son of an addict, and a former addict myself, I can tell you first hand that addicts who say they're going to change and that they're going to quit, simply do not. There's a very long and daunting process to getting off whatever it is you're on, a process that we all know Lucas does not have the strength for. He's too impulsive and too 2 faced.

Like other kiwis have pointed out here, it would require Lucas to express genuine humility, acknowledgement of his mistakes (which we've seen he won't do even when admitting to doxxing which he sees as wrong), and a sincere desire to better himself.

In conclusion, I hope Lucas doesn't OD and that even though I think he does not have the strength to wean himself off his addiction, I hope he proves me wrong.

Addiction is a bitch, but ultimately it is usually the fault of the person suffering from it.

 

[Wy4M]

If Lucas actually goes to rehab (again, assuming that it's true) and stops being an absolute schizo, I'd be amazed.

If Lucas goes to rehab then he'll post pictures of it on Twitter or stream about it.
So as long as we don't see that = fake.
It's as simple as that.

 

[Something Awful]

Holy shit, "loremaster". Keffals really trying to pass off as someone refined and dignified.

Hey, one man's doxxxer is another man's loremaster.

My guess is Lucas will be back in a week and blame his behavior on valiantly gazing into the Kiwi Farms abyss for too long. And he'll ask for more money to finish the fight.

 

[Veneraris]

This is gay ops. 100%.

What the motive is, I don't know. But I DO know it's fake af.

The motive is obvious. Tiny attention span twitter users will forget why they hate Keffals so when the grand return happens in 3 days they'll no longer be mad about mean words on twitter.

 

[Roak]

>calls cancer skill issue
>is addicted to crack

 

[Meiwaku]

I am a person of drugs. £10 is the standard retail price of a bag of heroin or a rock of crack in the UK. The guys who stand on the corner in the city centre (who aren't drinkers or spice smokers) are begging to get money to buy heroin or crack cocaine. They stand on the corner and beg -- hopefully getting £1 at a time -- and every time they reach £10, they call their dealer. They might just wait, because there are dealing crews who specifically service this street begging community. Some of them will give the beggars credit first thing, so then they're begging to pay for that first bag and get their next bag. But the dealers will come around every half hour or so to see if they need anything.

Offering to pay for the next bag means that they don't have to wait as long. As I say, in areas where the cheapest bag costs $20, you'd have to pay that much, but trust me, I've used this strategy in the UK, in Europe and in the USA. It works everywhere. Granted, it's a long time since I've used it, but I did ask on Facebook a couple of weeks ago whether the cost of a basic bag of heroin/crack was still £10 (because it's been that way for years. The size/purity might fluctuate, but the price stays the same) and all of my FB friends who were in a position to know such things assured me that it was.

After reading this I'm still sure I'd rather take my chances with a street drug than Keffals' bathtub HRT.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Lucas gained followers, somehow.

Spoiler: For glory of mother russia, make clickings here

I looked at who it was, and it seems like they're all grifters/e-celebs/semi-e-celebs/"a checkmark makes me important" people

Spoiler: New followers

This is odd because their normal follows are a bunch of literally fucking nobodies

Spoiler: photo

Wonder what happened

 

[BoomerPrime]

I'll believe this faggot is on the wagon when he gets to the step of "making amends" and admits to everyone he used their 100K griftbucks for tromping around the world and buying shit, apologizes to them, then apologizes to Null for spinning up a complete bullshit factory to where we're at the point the Internet was being broken by retarded Tier-1 ISP employees. Until then, get the fuck off the Internet Lucas, and get yourself right, or just show everyone you're still a fucking liar.

Edit: me fail English

 

[GeorgeApley]

OK, inflation is definitely a thing -- but these are guys who are standing on the corner begging for drug money. I've yet to meet one who wouldn't call up their dealer for you if you offered to buy them a tenner bag. In other economies, where the fundamental unit cost is higher, you might have to spend that, but here in the UK at least, a £10 bag will definitely get the job done.

2 for £15

 

[Swordfish]

This was not on my bingo card lmfao.

Not surprised that Lucas is finally losing his shit and getting outed for all of the BS he’s pulled for so long. Hopefully he loses any following he has so that he can’t keep doing stupid shit.

One thing I am surprised by is that his Twitch isn’t banned. Usually saying retard is enough to get someone banned on there, but not surprising seeing as they usually protect the troons first even when they’re blatantly wrong or doing things against their policy.

Maybe he’ll finally get a receipt on all of the lives he’s tried to ruin when his life goes down in flames for being retarded online

 

[Swole McPole]

2 for £15

I thought that was just here in the drug dealing capital of the UK.

 

[big rig 42]

If Lucas goes to rehab then he'll post pictures of it on Twitter or stream about it.
So as long as we don't see that = fake.
It's as simple as that.

Damn, this is good lol


Also, how much you guys wanna bet this sudden "IM GOING TO REHAB BYE" is just him last-minute figuring out he can spin a pre-planned vacation absence into a good thing? Like he's mentioned previously he wants to go back to Ireland. And he's suddenly brought up this rehab shit out of nowhere. I don't think it's a stretch to say that it's entirely possible he's just taking a fully paid vacation and needed a marketable excuse to be radio silent.