Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Premium Gonzo]

sometimes, I just laugh so fucking hard.
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He looks like Anthony from Linus Tech Tips....

 

[garbage cake]

Ok, so at least "ryn" and Lofi are trying to be somewhat feminine. They get a bearly pass from me.

I have to disagree on Ryn, he’s the worst fucking kind- a 6 foot tall, five-o-clock shadow, angry message about the terfs.. putting on a tank top and smearing on some lipstick isn’t effort. He’s the kind of aggressive asshole hiding behind they/them pronouns to creep on girls. I reject his bare minimum “effort” and he can go get fucked by another troonsbian.

Troon tax- “my gender is lesbian and my sexuality is pansexual” lol k bro, I mean Cleo uwu

 

[An empty shill]

I have to disagree on Ryn, he’s the worst fucking kind- a 6 foot tall, five-o-clock shadow, angry message about the terfs.. putting on a tank top and smearing on some lipstick isn’t effort. He’s the kind of aggressive asshole hiding behind they/them pronouns to creep on girls. I reject his bare minimum “effort” and he can go get fucked by another troonsbian.

Troon tax- “my gender is lesbian and my sexuality is pansexual” lol k bro, I mean Cleo uwu
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Fair enough, A cretin is a cretin.
I still say he passes in that way if he just rushed by me, I'd have to stop and think, what was that?

Also for "Cleo"
What a fucking pussy-bitch.
If you take the time to read, it's obivous he's nothing more than punk-ass bitch wanting to be kept.
I get the feeling he'd completely crumble if someone gave him a good hard slap to face.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Okay, stop. Time the fuck out. Someone explain the value size bottle of fucking Hidden Valley Ranch with the bottle of white. Is this a stinkditch joke about being post-op, or the opposite? Or is there an actual disgusting thing where absolute barrel-lickers mix ranch into wine? Does he want to get drunk and lick ranch off of someone? I can't be the only one who needs answers to this madness.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

This is probably my favourite thread on the farms. Lesbians complaining about degenerate trannies shitting up their community is like construction workers complaining about the noise.

I will say though, I'm not 100% these trannies actually buy into the shit they're selling. It looks as if they're trying to make themselves as disgusting as possible and as unappealing as possible on purpose. Unkempt unwashed greasy hair, awful clothes, bad makeup, half of them have five oclock shadows ffs.

Even Otakus are more self aware. These people had a time before they were trannies, some of them were married with kids, during all that time NONE of learned what shampoo was and forgot the instant they became trannies? I don't buy it.

The only thing that makes me question whether or not they aren't just elaborate trolls is the fact that like 80% of them have sanpaku eyes.

 

[An empty shill]

This is probably my favourite thread on the farms. Lesbians complaining about degenerate trannies shitting up their community is like construction workers complaining about the noise.

I will say though, I'm not 100% these trannies actually buy into the shit they're selling. It looks as if they're trying to make themselves as disgusting as possible and as unappealing as possible on purpose. Unkempt unwashed greasy hair, awful clothes, bad makeup, half of them have five oclock shadows ffs.

Even Otakus are more self aware. These people had a time before they were trannies, some of them were married with kids, during all that time NONE of learned what shampoo was and forgot the instant they became trannies? I don't buy it.

The only thing that makes me question whether or not they aren't just elaborate trolls is the fact that like 80% of them have sanpaku eyes.

I'd agree with save we live in fucktarded clown world now.
These people actually believe they don't have to try, they're bullies that get off to making others submit to their disgusting apperance.
Don't you know being clean and at least decent to look at is fucking ablist bigotry!
If I want to be an unwashed, filthy pile of slime you had better accept that fact, get down on your knees and be thankful I don't report you for being a fascist, bigoted, neonazi!

 

[NPC_]

I present this 2014 Telegraph article headline with no context. Fine, here's the article itself, but it really is funnier to look at this headline out of context

 

[stormm]

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Hope.... this isn't a man.

(It is. It always is.)

is that gabe newell

 

[Fupa Control]

What scares me is how deep these dudes are into their fetish to the point where logic and reasoning has no room to thrive. A lot of these men are smart enough to understand their grim prospects but the endless cooming completely overrides everything that doesn’t affirm their chosen gender identity.

Like, if you want a MBA and are ready to spend tens of thousands of dollars and a good amount of time and energy into getting what you want, and then you see that 90% or more of Wharton graduates go on to work at Mcdonalds, would that not give you some pause? Now replace Wharton with an uninsured doctor, MBA with a murdered penis and McDonalds with other transbians.

 

[Cringe newfag]

What scares me is how deep these dudes are into their fetish to the point where logic and reasoning has no room to thrive. A lot of these men are smart enough to understand their grim prospects but the endless cooming completely overrides everything that doesn’t affirm their chosen gender identity.

Like, if you want a MBA and are ready to spend tens of thousands of dollars and a good amount of time and energy into getting what you want, and then you see that 90% or more of Wharton graduates go on to work at Mcdonalds, would that not give you some pause? Now replace Wharton with an uninsured doctor, MBA with a murdered penis and McDonalds with other transbians.

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It makes me think of drug addicts. Except instead of the drug high scrambling their brain it's social acceptance/love bombing (and the power over others that comes with being privileged, for some) + cooming.

It's especially potent for people who "were" white males, since they go from constantly feeling degraded and hated to being worshipped and themselves able to bully.

 

[Mine is the Fury]

Signed up to HER expecting it to be a complete trashfire, and it kind of was, but not as bad as I was expecting. Even found a few girls I liked... We'll see where that goes but here's my thread contribution:

Obligatory 5 o'clock shadow.


Built like a leather-clad brick shit house. Or he would be if he wasn't actually 5'8.


Shakira's hips don't lie. Stef's hips don't... exist.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Hot off the presses!

Spoiler: Alisha

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Looking through the comments, he’s a stereotypical Bongland NEET who subscribes to the “regular women get harassed praised just for existing and camwhores get paid so why can’t I get a date after I threw on some eyeliner and a wig?” mentality. Except he’s been doing it for 5 years and still hasn’t learned a lesson

Spoiler: “Ain’t got no friends”

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The tranny who just posted about this happening irl comes to chime in.
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…and he’s in denial

Sidenote: Someone asked where the Lesbian activism is and trannies crawl out the woodwork to talk about how these women need to sit down and listen cause trannies need it more.
It’s shit like this that makes me wanna fedpost

Spoiler: KAT

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I was getting a super uncanny feeling from "Alisha" and I realized it's because he looks like the dude from Parks & Recreation and Severance look at the cold dead eyes and the nose/lip area it's like an evil twin scenario. I'm not tripping right?

 

[Battery Low]

Tinder was the worst for me iirc. Just dude after dude...

I wish I'd capped them at the time, especially the aging guy in a cheap maid's outfit who wanted to come and clean my house. I was sharing the horror with a friend who was like "why didn't you just let him clean for free?!" The thought of that freak, sporting a stiffy and touching the surfaces (where I lived alone btw) fills me with a nauseas horror. I'd have to burn the place down afterwards, if he didn't murder me first.

 

[Dean Pentel]

What scares me is how deep these dudes are into their fetish to the point where logic and reasoning has no room to thrive. A lot of these men are smart enough to understand their grim prospects but the endless cooming completely overrides everything that doesn’t affirm their chosen gender identity.

Like, if you want a MBA and are ready to spend tens of thousands of dollars and a good amount of time and energy into getting what you want, and then you see that 90% or more of Wharton graduates go on to work at Mcdonalds, would that not give you some pause? Now replace Wharton with an uninsured doctor, MBA with a murdered penis and McDonalds with other transbians.

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Why are you scared of what is doubtlessly the best part of all this? These fools take the path of no return in their haste to give their lives any meaning at all, and it's never a good outcome. We get to point and laugh at people that made horribly stupid, irrevocable decisions that somehow think this makes them special.

Since the vast majority of them are kid fuckers or enablers/supporters of such, it's quite easy to never feel any empathy for them.

 

[Mine is the Fury]

Tinder was the worst for me iirc. Just dude after dude...

I wish I'd capped them at the time, especially the aging guy in a cheap maid's outfit who wanted to come and clean my house. I was sharing the horror with a friend who was like "why didn't you just let him clean for free?!" The thought of that freak, sporting a stiffy and touching the surfaces (where I lived alone btw) fills me with a nauseas horror. I'd have to burn the place down afterwards, if he didn't murder me first.

Smart move keeping far, far away from him. 100% chance he's taking at least one pair of underwear with him when he leaves. The free cleaning is just a plot to get closer to where he wants to be: a woman's private space.

 

[glass_houses]

Smart move keeping far, far away from him. 100% chance he's taking at least one pair of underwear with him when he leaves.

100% chance there'll be multiple tiny cameras hidden about your house too.

 

[Sí.]

Tinder was the worst for me iirc. Just dude after dude...

I wish I'd capped them at the time, especially the aging guy in a cheap maid's outfit who wanted to come and clean my house. I was sharing the horror with a friend who was like "why didn't you just let him clean for free?!" The thought of that freak, sporting a stiffy and touching the surfaces (where I lived alone btw) fills me with a nauseas horror. I'd have to burn the place down afterwards, if he didn't murder me first.

Your friend has no survival instinct.

 

[An empty shill]

Signed up to HER expecting it to be a complete trashfire, and it kind of was, but not as bad as I was expecting. Even found a few girls I liked... We'll see where that goes but here's my thread contribution:

Spoiler: Bro...

Obligatory 5 o'clock shadow.
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Built like a leather-clad brick shit house. Or he would be if he wasn't actually 5'8.
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Shakira's hips don't lie. Stef's hips don't... exist.
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Edit: Resized images to be less obnoxious.

You know The first one makes me mad. Not in the usual way but in the way like: If you're a normal straight dude, just say so, I'd date you, no lie.
But I guess the allure of, "tricking a lesbian" has poisoned the poor bastard's mind.
Or would it make him a disgusting prick reguardless? I don't know.

Things two and three are meh, just your standard troon fare at this point.

 

[Goody McUsername]

What scares me is how deep these dudes are into their fetish to the point where logic and reasoning has no room to thrive. A lot of these men are smart enough to understand their grim prospects but the endless cooming completely overrides everything that doesn’t affirm their chosen gender identity.

Like, if you want a MBA and are ready to spend tens of thousands of dollars and a good amount of time and energy into getting what you want, and then you see that 90% or more of Wharton graduates go on to work at Mcdonalds, would that not give you some pause? Now replace Wharton with an uninsured doctor, MBA with a murdered penis and McDonalds with other transbians.

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Because they believe it will be different for them. The power of their desire will make it so. Why else do people buy lottery tickets?

 

[The Sea Witch]

Found this one while browsing on Bumble. Meet Kitty!

Spoiler: MeEwwww

Edits cos mobilefag