i could pass for a 35 yo straight chick with makeup, a wig and corset
this weekend if anybody'd like to take me out for my debut night on
the town. you gotta buy the wig and corset because i don't have one. i
have a decent hippie chick outfit otherwise, with dancing shoes. none
of those six inch bimbo spikes for this dancing girl, let me tell
you! flat shoes, a big full skirt and a skimpy tank top my boobs
stick out of already.
i'll reimburse you from what we make. i've got some great legal
hustles that are probably going to work better as a dorked doll than a
dorky dude. i've only tried it once before, alone in santa moscow in
about 1986 and immediately got jacked up by the cops.