Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


New dank food hack dropped. I swear he made this one before though? Isn't this one of his hacks where took a few bites and then said he wasn't hungry?
His cooking videos are always so kino.

Of all of the dishes he does, his mac and cheese ones always make me irrationally angry. The way he adds melted butter to the water before boiling the noodles, then instead of draining it he incorporates the water into a runny sauce and adds crushed up chips until it turns into a lumpy mess.

Boiling noodles is so basic and he still fucks it up so spectacularly.
 
He's live and sober. Chat is disabled.
Face bleeding. Must have had a drunken spack attack.
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I love that Cobes thinks everybody is dumber than him. It leads to him saying things like reading Harry Potter gave him the vocabulary and reading level of a college student. He has no idea that we know it's a series of childrens books for pre teens. All of it is written at the fifth grade level.
Dunno what your problem is, he reads just like a college student on the morning after a frat party.
 
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Why is he mad at bite size ? The documentary he just released was really good
I don't understand either, especially if it's the discord fags behind his latest reporting crusade. Based on the Chazz Razz doc, Bitesize is quite amicable with Porkney and co., also he was never too a-loggy compared to some of the newcomers like Tar Man.
 
Eh, I listen to a lot of doom metal, like Electric Wizard and Bongripper, and a lot of that music is simplistic and heavy as shit. So I'd figure him just practicing basics could potentially have him produce some heavy doom. As he says though, he is autistic, leave him alone.
Nope, doesnt work that way. Michael Angelo Batio is am immensely skilled guitarists, one of the best in the world. No one listens to his shit, because its boring and gay. Tom Delonge from Blink 182 is a bang average guitarist is who quite sloppy live, and he has plat albums, millionaire, and a place in the culture from when they were one of the biggest bands in the world for a period of time.

Guitar skill is not the same as song writing skills. Plus have you seen cobes try to play a song? he fucks up all the time. He struggles to with guitar song playing, because mostly what he does is pretend to shred with slides, then does the most basic bitch taps you have ever seen, sliding into some chord work (mostly 5ths, because of-fucking-course he is a powerchord lord, those types ALWAYS are).

Not to mention, doom is harder than you think. Just because it has less notes and a slower tempo than some Sleep Terror, it has major hurdles to overcome. Simple also means its easy for the listener to hear every note you pick, so you better pick well. When you have less to work with in terms of musical notes or beats, you have to be more selective in your choices.

Cobes can not handle any of that, because he is a drunk boglim. I am shocked he is at least mostly in tune when he plays.
 
Why is he mad at bite size ? The documentary he just released was really good
He understands it's not a good look for people to see a lot of his shit. The reason he gets so many donayshuns right now is because of all the newfags that think he's just an eccentric goofball and not some violent freak that's wished death on his family and dad in particular a number of times.
 
Why is he mad at bite size ? The documentary he just released was really good
He lies about his dumb past constantly. A good example is "who is Ellen?" Or the Van Wayward interview on bitesize cobras recap, he blatantly lied about his religion, the hair dye video and other things.
This documentary is popping his delusions of a "sexy gothic badboy who does no wrong" now the coiled cobra is ready to strike
 
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