Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

I think he is pursuing a weird legal theory that he can get the SLAAP laws of other states enforced by a Minnesota state court in a minnesota state court case. So somehow the trial will be conducted using Illinois' Anti-SLAPP laws. Doesn't seem likely to me.

It seems like there are two different universes where this trial is happening. In Monty's lawyer's universe, MN is a fine jurisdiction (since Rekieta is there and the harm occurred there), and we're using Minnesota law. In Randazza's universe, we're not going to try to change venue, but we're going to try to pull in laws from the state where Monty lives when they are convenient, even if they are unconstitutional according to Minnesota. I guess we're going to see a preview of whose legal theory is more acceptable to a small town Minnesota judge.

In universe number 1, the only reason the address matters is in case Rekieta wants to try to remove the lawsuit to federal court. In universe number 2, you need his precise location for Randazza's 4D chess moves.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

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And thus it begins. Prepare for the harvest, ladies and gents.

I thought Barnes cancelled? Or was that just Viva?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think he is pursuing a weird legal theory that he can get the SLAAP laws of other states enforced by a Minnesota state court in a minnesota state court case. So somehow the trial will be conducted using Illinois' Anti-SLAPP laws. Doesn't seem likely to me.

Colorado has a very strong anti-SLAPP law. Illinois has a weaker one that is focused on the right to participate in government. That's why Rekieta and Randazza are so pissed that Monty has revealed he's a secret IL resident. I'd be pissed too, but as a third party looking in, it's hilarious.

It seems like there are two different universes where this trial is happening. In Monty's lawyer's universe, MN is a fine jurisdiction (since Rekieta is there and the harm occurred there), and we're using Minnesota law. In Randazza's universe, we're not going to try to change venue, but we're going to try to pull in laws from the state where Monty lives when they are convenient, even if they are unconstitutional according to Minnesota. I guess we're going to see a preview of whose legal theory is more acceptable to a small town Minnesota judge.

In universe number 1, the only reason the address matters is in case Rekieta wants to try to remove the lawsuit to federal court. In universe number 2, you need his precise location for Randazza's 4D chess moves.

Yeah, that's the problem I see here. It's not than MN doesn't have an anti-SLAPP law, it's that it did and it was found to be unconstitutional by the MN Supreme Court.

 

[zyclonPD]

I thought Barnes cancelled? Or was that just Viva?

Barnes moved his own event because "our viewers weren't interested in a co-event with rekieta". Barnes may still be on decent terms with balldo man, he just comes across anybody who is serious and cares about legal topics as a buffoon now.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Looks like he's staying at the Venetian.

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For comparison, this site shows off the venetian's decor: https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

For sure: Note the water battles and same tiling decor. Left is from the stream. Right is from the V's website.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Looks like he's staying at the Venetian.

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For comparison, this site shows off the venetian's decor: https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

I hope he gets his skull caved in by a pack of niggers. He deserves it for that jacket from the locals video.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Putting this here to make sure it isn't lost. (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu can't be expected to do ot all).

Nick is on Locals right now with this:

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Well here is an alternative view point:

This information come from our own lolcow @Spectre_06 via DISCORD. In my experience Patrick has been over-representing his personal knowledge and opinion, but the facts are solid enough:

Spoiler: Background

Are his people in locals involved in any other locals groups? Are they swapping nudes in Legalmindsets locals too or anybody else's?

There is talk of a DISCORD run by Xino_z, but some drama there migth have closed it. A bunch are in DMs on Twitter and IG.

EDIT: Image errors

 

[Lone Outsider]

Looks like he's staying at the Venetian.

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For comparison, this site shows off the venetian's decor: https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

Shit the Lighting kinda made it look like he dyed his hair purple at the front at first glance.

 

[Strix454]

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As a disclaimer: Based on his long history, I would not trust that @Spectre_06 is accurately representing the conversation he had. If he even actually had a conversation with the person in question. Exaggerating his own importance and misrepresenting facts is kind of one of the things he does. This is classic spectre inserting himself into the situation and creating the image of himself as a major player in events.
If he has proof or evidence - such as direct accounts of conversations with Monty - its ok. But anything where he is the single source of information, I would personally not trust at all.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Looks like he's staying at the Venetian.

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For comparison, this site shows off the venetian's decor: https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

That jacket is hideous.

 

[Pomniman]

Shit the Lighting kinda made it look like he dyed his hair purple at the front at first glance.

It'd have to be pink for the balldo to match the drapes.

 

[RekietaLaw]

>Someone posts actual information about Rekieta

LOL UR GAY HOMO GTFO IDIOT OLD NEWS

>Someone posts paragraphs of speculative nonsense

OMGGGG SO INSIGHTFUL TAKE MY UPVOTE

 

[Cynthia Behave]

There is talk of a DISCORD run by Xino_z, but some drama there migth have closed it.

Xino creating another private Discord. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[ChromaQuack]

>Someone posts actual information about Rekieta

LOL UR GAY HOMO GTFO IDIOT OLD NEWS

>Someone posts paragraphs of speculative nonsense

OMGGGG SO INSIGHTFUL TAKE MY UPVOTE

Ok gasdude_06.

You posted old info that leads to absolute nothing burgers and thought it was super super important, even acted out like you were doing everyone a favor when you were so late your finding is old enough to be groomed by drexel, and so gay it could host a law talk show.

If you have found anything that wasn't just some boring dogshit in old ass game forums tied to that username, post it, otherwise go get a length of rope, you spastic faggot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So was that chat spammer a fucking AI?
Even if it it was someone LARPing its fucking scarily impressive.
That shit about "I don't get tired. You sleep. You have fatigue. I am designed for this. My words are louder".
I actually went cold considering the implications.
Lol that nigger went fucking Skynet on them, he hammered home a point I'm not sure most people have even started to consider. Shit like Chat GPT put to nefarious uses has the capability to break the entire Internet like Dong Gone could only dream of, and Chat GPT is only a fucking infant. We call these things AI but they aren't really, they're just bots, closer to what the Mass Effect games called a VI, a Virtual Intelligence, (as opposed to genuine AI which is fully sentient, able to learn and expand its programme itself and, in its scariest form, able to reproduce a man made creation that fits all the definitions of being alive.) and its not even that yet, not really, but their ability is increasing exponentially, and put to a use like the spammer suggested, or even worse, rogue and loose on the Internet, they have a horrifying potential.
The day we do create an actual, fully alive AI will be an interesting one. I don't think most people appreciate how fast these things could evolve once they cross Singularity.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Nick seething about the fact Monty jebaited him with his location.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That jacket is hideous.

Lol the jacket makes him look like a dealer at one of those shitty Off-Strip Casinos or a fucking Waiter.

>Someone posts actual information about Rekieta

LOL UR GAY HOMO GTFO IDIOT OLD NEWS

>Someone posts paragraphs of speculative nonsense

OMGGGG SO INSIGHTFUL TAKE MY UPVOTE

Bro you posted old fucking info, that email was pointed out in 2019, you want your dick sucked you came to wrong place, this ain't Gay 90's nigger.
Get some "actual info" that's not fucking years out of date.

 

[Owlbear]

Bro you posted old fucking info, that email was pointed out in 2019, you want your dick sucked you came to wrong place, this ain't Gay 90's nigger.
Get some "actual info" that's not fucking years out of date.

Previously, I thought there was some chance that "RekietaLaw" may actually be the boomer coomer himself, but now I really doubt it. If it comes out that it actually is Rekieta, that will make this the best storyline.

 

[feral cat #6385]

>Someone posts actual information about Rekieta

LOL UR GAY HOMO GTFO IDIOT OLD NEWS

>Someone posts paragraphs of speculative nonsense

OMGGGG SO INSIGHTFUL TAKE MY UPVOTE

I'll tell you this one time, you husk of a human, it is a violation of locals TOS to engage in harassment of another user. You're on the thinnest ice possible. You have been absolutely disgusting over the past week, literally subhuman.You have no rope left. I'm done addressing you. You've burned any credit with me you ever had and this is likely the last text from me that will ever be directed at you.​

 

[SpergioLeonne]

So was that chat spammer a fucking AI?
Even if it it was someone LARPing its fucking scarily impressive.
That shit about "I don't get tired. You sleep. You have fatigued.
I am designed for this. My words are louder. I actually went cold considering the implications.
Lol that nigger went fucking Skynet on them, he hammered home a point I'm not sure most people have even started to consider. Shit like Chat GPT put to nefarious uses has the capability to break the enter Internet like Dong Gone could only dream of, amd Chat GPT is only a fucking infant. We call these things AI but they aren't really, they're just bots, closer to what the Mass Effect games called a VI, a Virtual Intelligence, (as opposed to genuine AI which is fully sentient, able to learn and expand its programme itself and, in its scariest form, able to reproduce a man made creation that fits all the definitions of being alive.) and its not even that yet, not really, but their ability is increasing exponentially, and put to a use like the spammer suggested, or even worse, rogue and loose on the Internet, they have a horrifying potential.
The day we do create an actual, fully alive AI will be an interesting one. I don't think most people appreciate how fast these things could evolve once they cross Singularity.

I don’t think “fully alive” can actually happen with transistors.

Spoiler: spergery

Yea, we can figure out algorithmic sets of instructions that produce creepy results. We can command it to use all sorts of data sets that contain things we never noticed or forgot about. We can probably get to the point of telling an AI to create a better AI.

But for a weird, abstract comparison, think about cryptography.

If computers could generate truly random numbers, then you could hypothetically make uncrackable encryption. But computers CAN’T make truly random numbers.. they have to have a seed number that is processed through algorithms to approximate a random seed. If you can reverse engineer the algorithms to arrive back at a seed, then you have broken the system wide open.

I read about a company that used some visual analysis software on a camera feed that was pointed at a wall with 100 lava lamps to generate its seed.

Presumably, you’re never going to be able to recreate the process that was used to generate the seed, so you’re never going to be able to reverse engineer those algorithms. I’m not a mathematician, or a cryptographer, though, so I can’t say any of this definitively. Maybe there are ways.

Anyways, if computers could generate truly random numbers for crypto keys, then that vulnerability wouldn’t exist. You wouldn’t need to disguise a truly random seed.

I could be talking way above my head here, but this is how I understand the bits and pieces I’ve read on the subject. And from thinking about it, even if in practical terms there’s not a significant difference between nearly impossible to crack cryptography and actually impossible to crack cryptography, a high ceiling and an infinite ceiling are profoundly different.

AI will and does exceed us in many ways, but it will never be conscious. It will always be hyperliteral and non emotional.