Do the smell of farts vary between person to person, like is it a possibility to have one person’s farts to be perfume?

[Gorgar]

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[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Farts are a byproduct of the decomposition of food in your gut by bacteria, which produce various gases. The gases produced are mostly the same, just in slightly differing proportions depending on what you ate and your specific gut biome.

I suppose if you ate something with very strongly concentrated aromatic compounds your farts and poop would smell like them, but there would still be the same stinky gases produced as with any other food, unless you somehow fucked up your gut biome and killed all the bacteria in there with the weird chemicals you're ingesting in which case you'd be in a world of hurt.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A post-douched queef, I guess

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No idea on people, but I can tell which of my four dogs has pooted by smell, and they all eat the same food, go figure.
@Varg Did Nothing Wrong dont know if you’re familiar with the deathfat Chantal, but currently she’s claiming to have a painful fart bubble lodged up against her lung for the past 3 days. She ate 13 servings of rice in one sitting last week for a snack, so do you think it’s possible the gas buildup could explode like a rotting whale? She plans to fly to Kuwait next week, would the cruising altitude help or hurt her chances of bursting like an expired canned ham?

 

[vomitusdeux]

No idea on people, but I can tell which of my four dogs has pooted by smell, and they all eat the same food, go figure.
@Varg Did Nothing Wrong dont know if you’re familiar with the deathfat Chantal, but currently she’s claiming to have a painful fart bubble lodged up against her lung for the past 3 days. She ate 13 servings of rice in one sitting last week for a snack, so do you think it’s possible the gas buildup could explode like a rotting whale? She plans to fly to Kuwait next week, would the cruising altitude help or hurt her chances of bursting like an expired canned ham?

I thought fatty was joking but I googled it and apparently if you don't fart they can go to the lungs from your fart walls to your breathing walls.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

My farts smell like popcorn and I will fart in your face as proof if you need one. I'm not totally not making this up to have an excuse to fart in people's faces. Everyone who says so is a dirty liar and deserves to be farted in his face.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I don't wanna be gross but there's definitely a variation between people. I have unfortunately smelled the ass gas of many people I've been close to over the years cause that's just what happens when you're in close proximity to somebody. at some point they're gonna fart or shit and you're probably gonna smell it no matter how much you don't want to. here's some info you've never wanted to read:
- my farts are fairly bad. I feel guilty any time I rip ass in the same room with somebody cause if an air current wafts even a little over there it's instantly noticeable
- my dad's farts are bad but not as bad as mine
- my mom's farts literally don't smell. not sure what unnatural alchemy is going on in there
- one of my exes had farts that were such an unholy fucking stench it defied reason. I'm not exactly well-acquainted with the ass-related smells of a large number of people but her ass smelled downright demonic. tinged with burning sulfur and the rotting flesh of the damned
- when I was a fat degenerate in college I would hang out with my friends and we would order some awful greasy food like Domino's or something and sit around gaming all night and ripping ass. we weren't dwelling on it or anything but a ranking of Fart Domination did quickly make itself known. since you're dying to know, dear reader, I will disclose that I placed a mighty second on that list, out of five. one ass in that room was noticeably more powerful than mine

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

No idea on people, but I can tell which of my four dogs has pooted by smell, and they all eat the same food, go figure.
@Varg Did Nothing Wrong dont know if you’re familiar with the deathfat Chantal, but currently she’s claiming to have a painful fart bubble lodged up against her lung for the past 3 days. She ate 13 servings of rice in one sitting last week for a snack, so do you think it’s possible the gas buildup could explode like a rotting whale? She plans to fly to Kuwait next week, would the cruising altitude help or hurt her chances of bursting like an expired canned ham?

I am not a doctor so this is all just conjecture.
I do not think the gas buildup will cause her to explode. Cruising altitude likely will not matter much because the cabins of planes are pressurized, so only in the event of a cabin depressurization will there be a noticeable difference of air pressure. If it does happen, then the chances of her bursting probably go up, but slightly and not nearly enough (IMHO) for her to actually rupture.

 

[Sprocket]

I suppose if you ate something with very strongly concentrated aromatic compounds your farts and poop would smell like them.

Spoiler: TMI

Can confirm. I was once sick with the flu, was told eating oranges would help. Vitamin C and all. Anyway, for two days I pretty much only ate oranges. Farts smelled of oranges.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you religiously take probiotics during/after a course of antibiotics, you may experience the farts of a stranger for a few days. It's a strange thing, but it makes sense; your gut biome has changed and been replanted. Chlorophyll can have a similar effect, but it mostly just lowers the amount of stink. This is more obvious in the case of someone with an ostomy.

This French man sells pills that purport to make your farts smell differently. I would be interested in hearing reviews.