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That has to be a mistake, right? Less than a dollar for the bear, 70 for shipping?

 

[FinnSven]

That has to be a mistake, right? Less than a dollar for the bear, 70 for shipping?

That’s how eBay sellers often do it.

They have a ridiculously low “starting bid price for the item”, but always charge presumably what they hope to profit for the item including shipping for the “postage”.

 

[kazuhiro]

That has to be a mistake, right? Less than a dollar for the bear, 70 for shipping?

That's so it can be hand-delivered by someone who'll call Kevin a pathetic manchild for buying a stuffed bear meant for kids.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh right- I forgot that was mentioned in this thread, my bad. God, can you imagine how that conversation looked like? “Kathryn, there’s been a guy named Humbert Humbert that literally documents everything you say, every day, for the last month, including the Transformers unboxings.”

That being said.. He made another reply in the “thirst trap” thread this morning. Calling this “hot” is definitely proof that people will see what they want to see. [A]
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Notices a pattern with Transformers [A]
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Read the Wikipedia page for Sense8, discusses it. I wonder how long this little burst of Sense8 stuff will last (and if it’s really everything Kevin says it is). [A]
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Rants about the price increase in Tranformers over the years, says that he’ll be collecting less if they keep it up in the coming years (as opposed to the alternative of just stopping/decreasing now). Also throws in mention of capitalism and that it sucks. [A]
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Within the same god damn hour he throws around the idea of buying two of the same Transformer. [A]
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Framed a poster that was shown in a tweet a few days ago [A]
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I sighed very deeply when I saw that he bought the pride bear, declared himself a carebear collector, and added a bunch (15, to be exact) to his Amazon wishlist. [A]
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Also in the replies, someone suggests he get “genderfluid togetherness bear”, to which he said he already did and is awaiting shipping. I had to look it up, and apparently there is a bear named Togetherness that for some reason is genderfluid. Why they needed to make it genderfluid is beyond me. [A]
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Dislikes that scummy tactic of making a product super cheap and then having the shipping price be a ton of money (I hate that too, Kevin, no faulting you here.) [A]
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I tried to not beat a dead horse with the “Kevin, stop buying shit” thing today (and every day, really), but it’s kind of hard when this is all he posts. I wonder how much disposable funds he has access too. Even though the government gives him money for being poor and Penny probably pays for most of his needs, all the money he has spent on toys in 2023 is insane.

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The funds part is why I speculated that Kevvie may have stolen money from Penny’s parent-grandparents.

Penny can’t have that much money either,

His shoddy work as a barely working contractor won’t have made much, even if he avoided paying taxes and just took cash.

He couldn’t possibly have got a paying job until basically now, so he won’t have a pay packet to give to Kevvie for toys.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Kevin has claimed in the past that he put up $1000 per month for rent, so I assume now that they're refusing to continue to pay Paul's mom's mortgage he has tugboat money to blow.

 

[cat merchant]

Who is going to tell Kevin that being born male or female is not the same as forcibly transitioning someone against their will?

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Who is going to tell Kevin that being born male or female is not the same as forcibly transitioning someone against their will?
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Not really seeing Kevin's defense against this idea.

It's honestly a catch-22. A la sunk cost fallacy, he can't say he'd support this hypothetical drug because it would show he regrets his transition. Yet he can't elaborate on why he doesn't support it because it would show he's hiding behind "dysphoria" to obscure how the he really only transitioned to get his rocks off.

So naturally he takes the Kevin approach to cognitive dissonance and just gets mad at some random group of people, i.e.: anyone who isn't trans like him.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin has claimed in the past that he put up $1000 per month for rent, so I assume now that they're refusing to continue to pay Paul's mom's mortgage he has tugboat money to blow.

Eurofag here.

$1000 a Month sounds a lot for a tugboat and presumably he got more than that then?

Tugboats here are usually in the range of 400-800 dollars equivalent excluding housing benefit. I Sperg earlier about how housing benefits work, either direct to rent payments or rent payments have to be proven, so why would Kevvie get so much? Is that usual?

 

[kazuhiro]

Kevin claimed to have had an inheritance from an aunt or great-aunt he didn't really know who died a few years ago, supposedly enough for a boob job in total, which would be around $10,000-20,000 tops according to people in the thread. But, he's been talking about "paydays" even recently, and is spending like a nerdy drunken fisherman. People here have theorized that his income may be from his father's life insurance or trust fund investments or something, it's clear he has fairly substantial cash coming in vs. his living expenses. Particularly for such a committed communist.

 

[Monolith]

Who is going to tell Kevin that being born male or female is not the same as forcibly transitioning someone against their will?
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Pretty sure that exists. I think it's called Pimozide?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I sighed very deeply when I saw that he bought the pride bear, declared himself a carebear collector, and added a bunch (15, to be exact) to his Amazon wishlist. [A]
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Kevin needs another thing to collect like a compulsive gambler needs a casino within a 10 minute drive from their house.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Who is going to tell Kevin that being born male or female is not the same as forcibly transitioning someone against their will?
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God forbid science actually manages to cure dysphoria, because if they did so the only troons left would be solidly exposed as AGP fetishists.

AGP, narcissistic troons who want to speak for absolutely everyone oppressing and bullying even "fellow" trannies; it's like clockwork.

 

[Bani]

Oh right- I forgot that was mentioned in this thread, my bad. God, can you imagine how that conversation looked like? “Kathryn, there’s been a guy named Humbert Humbert that literally documents everything you say, every day, for the last month, including the Transformers unboxings.”

That being said.. He made another reply in the “thirst trap” thread this morning. Calling this “hot” is definitely proof that people will see what they want to see. [A]
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Notices a pattern with Transformers [A]
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Read the Wikipedia page for Sense8, discusses it. I wonder how long this little burst of Sense8 stuff will last (and if it’s really everything Kevin says it is). [A]
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Rants about the price increase in Tranformers over the years, says that he’ll be collecting less if they keep it up in the coming years (as opposed to the alternative of just stopping/decreasing now). Also throws in mention of capitalism and that it sucks. [A]
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Within the same god damn hour he throws around the idea of buying two of the same Transformer. [A]
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Framed a poster that was shown in a tweet a few days ago [A]
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I sighed very deeply when I saw that he bought the pride bear, declared himself a carebear collector, and added a bunch (15, to be exact) to his Amazon wishlist. [A]
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Also in the replies, someone suggests he get “genderfluid togetherness bear”, to which he said he already did and is awaiting shipping. I had to look it up, and apparently there is a bear named Togetherness that for some reason is genderfluid. Why they needed to make it genderfluid is beyond me. [A]
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Dislikes that scummy tactic of making a product super cheap and then having the shipping price be a ton of money (I hate that too, Kevin, no faulting you here.) [A]
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I tried to not beat a dead horse with the “Kevin, stop buying shit” thing today (and every day, really), but it’s kind of hard when this is all he posts. I wonder how much disposable funds he has access too. Even though the government gives him money for being poor and Penny probably pays for most of his needs, all the money he has spent on toys in 2023 is insane.

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Where is he going to put all this shit??? He's literally in the middle of moving from the tranch to whatever hovel Phil's senile grandparents live in.

Kevin claimed to have had an inheritance from an aunt or great-aunt he didn't really know who died a few years ago, supposedly enough for a boob job in total, which would be around $10,000-20,000 tops according to people in the thread. But, he's been talking about "paydays" even recently, and is spending like a nerdy drunken fisherman. People here have theorized that his income may be from his father's life insurance or trust fund investments or something, it's clear he has fairly substantial cash coming in vs. his living expenses. Particularly for such a committed communist.

I'm beginning to think that the Aunt thing was a complete fabrication and that Kevin is actually just a trust fund baby, or misappropriating some other kind of money. Hopefully Paul will dish some of the details about Kevin's finances, because it just doesn't add up (no pun intended.)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Read the Wikipedia page for Sense8, discusses it. I wonder how long this little burst of Sense8 stuff will last (and if it’s really everything Kevin says it is). [A]
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I love that he says "read the entire entry" like it's a novel or something when it's not even as long as a lot of shows with autistic fan bases: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense8

He basically just read the production info which is like one-fourth of the length.

Rants about the price increase in Tranformers over the years, says that he’ll be collecting less if they keep it up in the coming years (as opposed to the alternative of just stopping/decreasing now). Also throws in mention of capitalism and that it sucks. [A]
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He's not wrong for once. In a system with no legal prices and all production decided by an elite with absolute power and no alternatives allowed there would not be any price increases on Transformers.

 

[Bani]

Eurofag here.

$1000 a Month sounds a lot for a tugboat and presumably he got more than that then?

Tugboats here are usually in the range of 400-800 dollars equivalent excluding housing benefit. I Sperg earlier about how housing benefits work, either direct to rent payments or rent payments have to be proven, so why would Kevvie get so much? Is that usual?

It's not just disability, it's also the stipend he supposedly gets from his aunt's estate. People sometimes refer to all of that money collectively as Kevin's "tugboat."

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think his Aunt Money was real and ran out a while ago, like most tranch money. I presume he's actually making some money through donations: here's his Kofi. It doesn't give me dates on mobile, but it sure is a lot more people than you'd expect. He has a venmo and cashapp which you can't see the statuses of too.

So I assume Kevin is making ebegging money, tugboating, and likely is in severe credit card debt. The aunt money is gone and we're paying for things either through credit or ebegging, except surgery because trans healthcare is footing the bill.

Here's a weird idea: I wonder if Penny gives Kevin some sort of allowance as part of their master slave ABDL roleplay crap, maybe currently in exchange for doing bits of chores or menial work here and there. "But AMHOLIO, wouldn't that be a massive waste of money on Penny's part? Even if it was the only way to make Kevin do chores, wouldn't it be flushing it down the toilet?" And to you I say yes: have you seen PenPen's financial skills yet? They're fucking horrendous. Giving money to Kevin is stupid and frivolous so of COURSE he has to pick it since Penny himself is a dumbass.


Actually, that's a good question: would you give a small allowance to a man like Kevin if it meant he could trade in housework for coin? It's not a bad idea in theory.

 

[Just A Butt]

I wonder if Penny gives Kevin some sort of allowance as part of their master slave ABDL roleplay crap, maybe currently in exchange for doing bits of chores or menial work here and there.

two problems with this:
Penny doesn't have any money
Kevin doesn't do chores

 

[AMHOLIO]

two problems with this:
Penny doesn't have any money
Kevin doesn't do chores

Counterpoint: when has that stopped Penny before? Of course if he has no physical money he cant give it to Kevin, but they could be taking some of that gogriftme money and transferring some of it to Kevvie's account so he can digitally purchase shit. Or just run up charges on credit cards.

There have been a few pictures of Kevin doing things like feeding goats and being forced to participate in a tranch for-hire job that I can't find, but that's about it so I won't speculate more than that. He'd be bitching about it much more if he was forced to do anything so it's highly likely he is NOT doing anything.

 

[HackerX]

Not really seeing Kevin's defense against this idea.

It's honestly a catch-22. A la sunk cost fallacy, he can't say he'd support this hypothetical drug because it would show he regrets his transition. Yet he can't elaborate on why he doesn't support it because it would show he's hiding behind "dysphoria" to obscure how the he really only transitioned to get his rocks off.

So naturally he takes the Kevin approach to cognitive dissonance and just gets mad at some random group of people, i.e.: anyone who isn't trans like him.

It's the only way a tranny's brain can function. It's probably a useful tool to come up with alternative theories on complex shit likes physics, space, etc.

But not so much how the troons apply it.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Hi friends, Daddy Humbert was hanging out with Lolita on Thursday night and when he got a chance to write the update, the god damned site was having issues and removed his archives as well as wouldn’t let him upload screenshots. There was some juicy stuff in Thursday’s update, so I am going to cover it, as well as yesterday, in this post.

Spoiler: Thursday’s activities

As covered here earlier, Kevin went on a rant about treatment for troons and if you’d feel ok with it being done to cis people. The difference is that trans people are mentally ill. [A]

More stuff on gender for him


More toys

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Other stuff i’m too lazy to caption

Spoiler: Friday’s Activities

“Happened to have money” [A]

Transformers unboxing [1], [2]


Bonus retweets! The egg cracking one singlehandedly motivated me to even make this god damn post despite being late.

Spoiler: Transformer pics

And finally we have today’s shit. I decided to hold off on posting this so I could include today’s update in it and avoid shitting up the thread.
More flirting from his thirst trap [A]

Kevin cannot resist the urge to wear tank tops in public in the winter. Me personally I just wear them around my house all year round but that doesn’t allow for one to be sexy in public I guess. [A]

Somebody quote tweeted that but he does not care. [A]

Hogwarts Legacy sperging [A]

Kevin wishes he could meet all trans people before him. [A]

Another sigh-inducing tweet that took a year off my life [A]

Bonus replies (sex work, 2) [A], [2]

The most terminally-online retarded take on a mundane thing I’ve seen in a very long time (he is not happy that Skittles has gotten rid of the rainbow in this particular edition or whatever you want to call it, despite the ugly ass leftist art adorning the package) [A]

Sex worker gf story [A]

Nerd shit [A]

Finished watching Sense8 for the third time [A]

Red Letter guys [A]

Gets mad over somebody saying they don’t like septum piercings [A]

He continues being mad about this guy, but he really did some say retarded shit here, so I’m not really laughing at Kevin when I post this. [A]

And I leave you with this final note from Kevin. [A]

I am so fucking glad that I’m done with this, it was bothering me since Thursday night. As for daily updates going forward… I will try but I make no promises.