🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 37 43.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 40 46.5%

  • Total voters
    86
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Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.
I'm sincerely...troubled...by how blase he's being about this level of benzo dependence. Yes, he's a deeply stupid, arrogant person. Maybe he deludes himself into thinking that since he's a functioning drunk, it's not a big deal to be zooted on Xanax all day as well. It's just such an incredibly wretched state of affairs for so many reasons! He's not forming memories because of the Xanax, his organ systems are in high gear at all times processing the pills and booze, his critical thinking skills are further undermined (impressive)....

I hope someone gets the baby out.
 
"I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION" screams the hog like he's got a Benzo golden ticket. I still bet family court is well aware of shady mexican doctors asking how bad your "anxiety" is on a scale of $100-$500. Those weed carts and coke are prescription too, definitely.
Sorry ayylawg. How would a judge in California, UNITED STATES have any experience prescription abuse from MEXICO? They're two different countries ya dummy. Gunt has this one all figured out. I bet nobody has ever though to of getting a prescription for their drug of choice. How would someone even prove he was abusing it? A targeted drug test to check the amount in his system? Providing hours and hours of footage of him abusing all kinds of substances including bragging about abusing the drug he has a prescription for for? Fat fucking chance.

It's the perfect crime! Gunt Tzu straight mogging faggot farms.
 
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Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.
So how is Ralph legally not abusing Xanis if he has a 30 day script from Rome and this Spanish written script at the same time.

You stupid pig you just admitted to lying to doctors and a crime.
 
I couldn't get an archive but he tweeted this first today then deleted it and reposted it taking out dumb bitch in favour of person. He's looking for those DVRO violations today!

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Anxiety being treated exclusively through aggressive medication? Sounds pretty womanly to me!
how could the ralphamale have anxiety for anyhow? having anxiety issues doesnt sound very alpha trad to me. there is nothing to be anxious of when he's constantly living those 5 star days: he's making absolute bank, he has a loving caring wife, a child whom he clearly loves, a large and loyal audience, he's got a very nice house to live in, he takes absolute ballin trips, he's internet famous the world over, he's constantly showing up his haters, he definitly doesnt have substance abuse problems, nor does he have any sort of health related issues, and he totally makes all of us here at broke dick farms super jealous. so i dunno, i dont see how that man could ever have any anxiety in his life.
 
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Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.
That's right Ralph, you tell that bitch judge she ain't going to to bigly you!

Also "Mind blowing sex"
Lays down like your typical obese micro and has her do all the work.
 
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Idk why ralph thinks gamergate was about 'hating women' vs 'getting favorable reviews for fucking the dudes reviewing your game'

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It wasn't "WE HATE WOMEN". It was "Wow its kind of fucked up she sucked dick and got good reviews and better initial sales." Kind of like pantsu...whos sole job is to suck his dick.
 
Idk why ralph thinks gamergate was about 'hating women' vs 'getting favorable reviews for fucking the dudes reviewing your game'

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It wasn't "WE HATE WOMEN". It was "Wow its kind of fucked up she sucked dick and got good reviews and better initial sales." Kind of like pantsu...whos sole job is to suck his dick.
More so, it was about “wow this fucking industry published 18 articles in two days to deboonk some righteous shitposting”
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PS: Mundane Matt was infinitely more OGGG
 
I couldn't get an archive but he tweeted this first today then deleted it and reposted it taking out dumb bitch in favour of person. He's looking for those DVRO violations today!

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Let's grant ralph faith said that, does he not know girls don't usually look at their bfs and say "wow you're a lousy fuck" even if they are a lousy fuck? Does he legit think the world runs on bbc cuck porn logic where if you cant smash that pussy right your darling wife just immediately becomes a whore cuckoldress who seeks to undermine you to get a real fuck? Nah ralph loads of women just go through life sexually unsatisfied because they want their bfs to feel like they're kangs and don't want to have them try to improve because they're willing just to accept that so they never have to face reality.

Like even outside this whole alogging thing please just look into that and stop embarrassing yourself with the equivalent of bragging on your mom saying you're the most specialistist lil boy .... though you left her to die so maybe you don't have that baseline understanding of flattery and bias

and not to mention you can't even prove she said that and your sex tape shows the worst sex ever where you did nothing and slipped out your tiny clitty
Idk why ralph thinks gamergate was about 'hating women' vs 'getting favorable reviews for fucking the dudes reviewing your game'

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It wasn't "WE HATE WOMEN". It was "Wow its kind of fucked up she sucked dick and got good reviews and better initial sales." Kind of like pantsu...whos sole job is to suck his dick.
:story:this is exactly why gg and even gg revolt hated his bitch ass. Ralph even most misogynists have some excuse lol "I just think they'll be better off" etc you fucking retard. Ralph's right though we should just stop assuming anything good about him . He's a rapist misogynist swine who would whore out his own daughter if he could

Assuming he has any morality or dignity is laughably fucking stupid and the fact we assume he's not an incestuous pedo rapist barring any fear of consequences stopping him from acting on it is a win on his part because he's tricked us into thinking he's merely a shifty human being and not a literal pig
 
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I'm on my phone but right now he's fighting with a teenager on twitter and getting owned really bad lol
Weird, looks like she's a QUEEN KUHFALLS defender too. That tweet about Xannex competition must have struck a nerve with her (?). This is the first left wing person I've seen Ralph argue with in years, normally they just ignore him or he's too scared to poke the wrong bear. Shame Lucas is in hiding right now, this is exactly the kid of shit flinging war he was asking for.
 
It wasn't "WE HATE WOMEN". It was "Wow its kind of fucked up she sucked dick and got good reviews and better initial sales." Kind of like pantsu...whos sole job is to suck his dick.
It's less that he's a misogynist, although he's that too, but that he is a very womanish man. Most of his insults against women are the sort of thing you'd hear from another woman. Or a gay man. And he's one of those too.
 
Sorry ayylawg. How would a judge in California, UNITED STATES have any experience prescription abuse from MEXICO? They're two different countries ya dummy. Gunt has this one all figured out. I bet nobody has ever though to of getting a prescription for their drug of choice. How would someone even prove he was abusing it? A targeted drug test to check the amount in his system? Providing hours and hours of footage of him abusing all kinds of substances including bragging about abusing the drug he has a prescription for for? Fat fucking chance.

It's the perfect crime! Gunt Tzu straight mogging faggot farms.
I bet California judges know NOTHING about how easy it is to get Rxs for just about anything in Mexico.

That's pretty obscure info. They never deal with that kind of shit.
 
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