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I can absolutely believe Empress is a woman, I don't think you guys grasp the significant difference between outward persona and the shit women say in private/groupchats. Add anonymity to it and you've got the recipe for unleashing all the pent up rage that has been building for years, knowing it won't affect her social grandstanding.

Hating trannies publicly is social death, and even the spergiest autists have some realisation that this is the case. It's why trans polls are never going to be anywhere NEAR accurate because even in an anonymous poll there's a possibility that it's being recorded, so people will yass queen slayyyy to trannies before venting to their bestie how disgusting that creepy man in a dress was earlier.

I am willing to accept that women are autistic enough to crack videogames. I am willing to accept that women are a lot more candid in private/behind anonymity than they are in public.

What I am not willing to accept is that Empress is a Gen Z woman.

I was trying not to go Full Autism here but I feel I must insist.

Empress did an interview with Wired in February of 2021 (found here). In this article she makes several claims that sound more like a millenial male than a gen z female.

Aside from her chosen handle, the only indication of her gender came in a fiery Reddit post from late October, addressed to “all the GENDER FREAKS out there who keep claiming out of their own ass that I am male.” In an interview with WIRED, Empress said, “i am 23 years old, and i am beautiful AS HELL. but i don't care 1 bit how i ‘look.’ i care of what i ‘Do.’”

I already went into this quote on a previous post, but a woman's response to being called a male wouldn't be "I am 23 year years old and I am beautiful as hell" (which, it is just occurring to me now that this is not directly denying being male). A woman trying to stay under the radar in a male-dominated community is not gonna give her exact age to all of the rabid stalkers and haters and simps.

She says her pivotal shōnen-character-development moment turned on Atari’s little-known, poorly reviewed 2011 online racing game Test Drive Unlimited 2—which, of course, she loves. When the studio that developed it shut down, she says, she had trouble accessing the game.

First of all, shōnen manga's target audience is boys, so the reference to a "shōnen-character-development moment" already raises eyebrows. Secondly, I am willing to believe that a woman would have a lifelong grudge over one of her favorite videogames suddenly being shut down, but I struggle to believe that favorite viedogame would be Test Drive Unlimited 2.

Empress says that as a child she was a “very strange girl who did not like the ‘Real World’ as much as other people seem to.” More than the average gamer, she says, she has always taken games seriously not just as a way to pass the time, but as places to go and be. She loved Tetris on the NES, for when she wanted to “go ‘beyond’ the human limits in terms of ‘Response’ and ‘creativity.’” She loved Megaman 1, “for philosophical reasons that people do not understand.” For more standard reasons, she liked Little Samson and Adventures of Kirby.

These are all NES games from the late 80s and early 90s. I am willing to believe that women played NES games in their childhood, but 23-year old women?

I call bullshit.
 
There is nothing about this entire thing that isn't autistic as fuck. Harry Potter is autistic. Empress is autistic. JK Rowling is autistic. Trannies are autistic. People who play this game are autistic. People who don't play this game are autistic. Every single person involved in this retarded "debate" is completely autistic.
 
No woman is capable of doing what Empress is doing.
GET OUTTA HERE DENVIGGER
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I think TERFs and MGTOW are two sides of the same coin. One sex mad at the other sex polluting their spaces.
All colors mix to brown, not a rainbow.

There is nothing about this entire thing that isn't autistic as fuck. Harry Potter is autistic. Empress is autistic. JK Rowling is autistic. Trannies are autistic. People who play this game are autistic. People who don't play this game are autistic. Every single person involved in this retarded "debate" is completely autistic.
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Are there any other autists we should know about?
 
Also, a radical feminist wouldn’t even use words with misogynistic connotations like “sissy” or “bitch.” I think it’s a troon larping as a woman.
You gotta realize that you don't have to be a radical feminist to be a TERF. Hell, you don't even have to be trans exclusionary and a radical feminist to be a TERF. TERF literally just means "woman who doesn't think that trans women are women"

Women don't spend years cracking video games as a hobby. Not even the autists.

It has nothing to do with hating trannies or not.
Soft disagree. They're there, I know a couple, but they're not the ones that you see on the street hanging out with friends. They are very rare though. Y'know how a woman ages she becomes "invisible" to the eyes of men? She no longer gets leered at on the street as she's no longer attractive to them. Women like her are invisible to most people because they spend their time holed up on the internet like a crazy person. They're the modern day spinsters - have nothing else to do and are socially inept that they throw themselves at some hobby. So to the average person these types of women dont exist because they don't physically see them and they (rightfully) assume everyone on the internet is a man unless proven otherwise.

Edit: I take back everything that I said about her because of @Tilapia:

I already went into this quote on a previous post, but a woman's response to being called a male wouldn't be "I am 23 year years old and I am beautiful as hell" (which, it is just occurring to me now that this is not directly denying being male). A woman trying to stay under the radar in a male-dominated community is not gonna give her exact age to all of the rabid stalkers and haters and simps.
Theres no way she's a gen z girl. Something's fishy about that. I believe that she would say it to get simps thatll give her $10000 for her work tho.

I still believe that if she's a woman she's a modern day spinster. But there's no way she's that young.
 
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This EMPRESS character is definitely a woman, she talks just like all the deranged women in the beauty parlor. She's probably just fat and/or a dyke.


The power of ‘tism in women is far overlooked. Autist women will often have a lot of troon friends just because they share interests and discomfort with their bodies. Troonery and ‘tism have a long documented history of comorbidity, making being a non-troon lady autist all the more frustrating.

Empress could be trains and I wouldn’t be surprised; however, she could also be a dykey goth early-milennial Ninja Turtles fanatic.

Women don't spend years cracking video games as a hobby. Not even the autists.

It has nothing to do with hating trannies or not.

Most autismo women end up liking anime/BBC programing/being sad on dying websites (e.g, Tumblr, LiveJournal,) but math and coding autists do exist. It’s a mix of “not like the other girls” syndrome and what normal (lol) tard men like.

She soulnds like a schizo woman. Even if it turns out she's a troon we should make her an honorary woman anyway.

We can’t give them an inch, but maybe this time, we can… as a treat.
 
I'm switching to team Not-A-Troon for Empress.

Normally I hear there's a woman doing some computery shit, it raises no alarms.
I hear it's video game stuff, I'm on alert.
I hear it's real specialized stuff, I'm on high alert.
I hear she's best-in-class at it, I'm near certain it's troon time.

But troons become troons because they're social losers who want to use being a troon for attention. Now instead of fitting all the lives-in-mom's-basement stereotypes, he's a brave gender warrior underdog that all those corporations he likes is rooting for. Shitting on that negates the whole reason they become a troon in the first place. Empress doesn't do that.

Now I'm willing to posit she's just a based autist slav who does this because in slavland you're either a hacker or a bear arm wrestler and she lacks the upper body strength for the latter.
 
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It could just be a schizo dude larping. That was the main source of "women" on the Internet for decades before the tranny menace.

I don't think it's a woman either. I also don't believe it's a tranny. I think it's more plausible that it's some regular dude that's highly intelligent in one area and extremely retarded in most other areas. The "I'm a 23 year old bootiful Russian woman" is probably just op-sec.
 
I don't think it's a woman either. I also don't believe it's a tranny. I think it's more plausible that it's some regular dude that's highly intelligent in one area and extremely retarded in most other areas. The "I'm a 23 year old bootiful Russian woman" is probably just op-sec.
it very could well be a straight man but the AGP vibes are just so damn strong. Off the fucking charts


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I am very, very curious about what all this stuff about a cult is about. A pandora's box of lunacy must be waiting to be opened there.
 
Sometimes there's nothing better than an old fashioned schizo-post. I hope she (and the wider social media discourse) keeps getting wound up so we can just watch her go and see who or what she crashes into next.
I've already seen posts suggesting she is part of the FSB, so I can't wait for more conspiracies to blossom.

For what it's worth I believe this is 100% a dude, or even a group of dudes. Even if you factor in being crazy and Russian, the way they write screams edgy 4channer incel. Easy way to boost your donations from online simps. Hence why "she" is a self-professed lesbian that also vehemently hates gay people (i.e. gay men are disgusting, but gay women? ...nice).

I have known of lesbians that had the general sentiment of "yuck, men". I've never met one who has expressed "yuck, gay men" specifically - you know, one group that's not likely to bug them (sexually).

Edit: Somehow missed the obvious, low hanging fruit related to another of our infamous, now inactive schizo-cows.
 
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Also, a radical feminist wouldn’t even use words with misogynistic connotations like “sissy” or “bitch.” I think it’s a troon larping as a woman.
I think that you never saw radfem accounts on twitter. They call any men that they dislike sissy, gay and bitch all they time.
I think you are confusing liberal fem with Radfem.
 
Besides piracy doesn't equal a lost sale.
I hate that dishonest Reddit tier argument. Maybe not in your specific instance, but it has well documented by now that the day a crack is released, sales take a hit. The only games I’ve bought in the last 10 years were those without fully working cracks
 
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