Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[DefCon Dumb]

Jo h filing as HOH? Didn't she say they were legally separated?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Polly probably DOES think she only eats one meal a day. Most fatties say this... hell, I said it back when I was fat. They may only prepare one meal a day, but when your one meal a day is 1500+ calories, and you drink 10 cans of soda, and you "snack" a few extra hundred calories once or twice... you get to be 500 pounds and lying about PCOS keeping you freakishly obese. This is why food diaries are step one to losing weight. You can't fix what you're not even acknowledging is happening. This is also why I think Polly will never lose a single pound. She can't tolerate any level of accountability.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Jo h filing as HOH? Didn't she say they were legally separated?

Can't be if they're living in the same residence.



As it is in the program I used to be affiliated with when active duty, 'should' = 'shall' = 'will, motherfucker.'

Legal separation is null and void if the parties reside at the same address. Source: LOTS of digging through multiple attorney group websites for firms based in Alabama.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wait, you mean you cant just drink slimfast on top of gorging like a magic potion and lose weight? Well, I'll be damned.

The melodrama around her period.
It's almost like half the population has dealt with periods at some point, I don't think I've ever heard a single person dumb enough to think you can push out a period like a shit.

So tired of the baby act. She never fucking wanted one past some babydoll impulse, but she acts like her life purpose was thwarted now. It's pathetic. It's basically a child being told "no" by life and throwing a tantrum, when she'd never have thought much about it otherwise. She just hates being told "no".

She'd smother a baby SO fast for disrespecting her severe disability and waking her from her 20 hour nap anyway.

Right? Periods literally just go on their own pace. D&C suctions may be used for really nasty bleeding in the uterus (think Amberlynn's infamous period photos) but that's for gigantic chunks or bleeding that can actually kill you. You can't control the actual flow to speed it up otherwise. I recall finding a feminist women's health website that showed medical photos of the inside of a woman as she menstruated, demonstrating how the cervix widens/narrows during the cycle, how heavy the bleeding is in the vagina itself, etc. It was genuinely fascinating stuff.

The wording she used to reference how much she wanted a child was so awkward to me. Like she wanted a baby just so she didn't have to have periods. Polly would've been a shit mother regardless, as she has no maternal instinct in her body. But something about how she said it in this video rubbed me the wrong way.

She's offended by transwomen trying to appropriate periods?

I'm offended by her childless ass trying to appropriate labor pains and heart attacks.

SUCK IT, PISSA.

I doubt Polissa would even know what a heart attack would feel like. Menstrual pain can indeed get very bad if you have a reproductive disorder, but the idea of comparing it to labor pains feels insulting to women that have actually given birth. Maybe she read somewhere how menstrual cramps can mimic contractions and equated it to labor pain. But labor is more than contractions?

Just a note, Polissa is currently posting a storm of videos. Nothing about Russia or conspiracies so far, but she really wanted people to know how much she loved David the Gnome when she was a little girl tonight. She's posting so many that I'd rather wait until later to do a video and transcription dump, honestly. More to catch up as much as possible than anything. Unless anyone else wants to do it; feel free to if you wish. I can go with either.

However, here is a thirty second clip of Polissa fresh from the shower, complaining about how exhausting showering is

It's so short that I'm not bothering with a spoiler cut. Transcript:

*long pause* *deep breath* So this is what it's like when I get out of the shower! *deep breathing* I haven't even brushed my hair out yet, and I am worn out! I don't have the energy, I have (am?) just... done! I didn't go to bed until after six o' clock this morning! Could not go to sleep. Was too hot! *raises voice* It is eighty degrees, y'all! In February! *lowers voice to normal/slurring* I'm miserable. *rasping* So, yeah. Anyways... Chronic illness and showers? Don't mix!

Twin reminders that 1) Polissa has admitted to being in bed for up to 20 hours a day and 2) she depends on a shower chair to shower when she does wash up. I don't think she's even sitting up for much of that time in bed, either. Which makes me think that sitting is now too exhausting for her after a few minutes because she doesn't even sit that often.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Right? Periods literally just go on their own pace. D&C suctions may be used for really nasty bleeding in the uterus (think Amberlynn's infamous period photos) but that's for gigantic chunks or bleeding that can actually kill you. You can't control the actual flow to speed it up otherwise. I recall finding a feminist women's health website that showed medical photos of the inside of a woman as she menstruated, demonstrating how the cervix widens/narrows during the cycle, how heavy the bleeding is in the vagina itself, etc. It was genuinely fascinating stuff.

The wording she used to reference how much she wanted a child was so awkward to me. Like she wanted a baby just so she didn't have to have periods. Polly would've been a shit mother regardless, as she has no maternal instinct in her body. But something about how she said it in this video rubbed me the wrong way.



I doubt Polissa would even know what a heart attack would feel like. Menstrual pain can indeed get very bad if you have a reproductive disorder, but the idea of comparing it to labor pains feels insulting to women that have actually given birth. Maybe she read somewhere how menstrual cramps can mimic contractions and equated it to labor pain. But labor is more than contractions?

Just a note, Polissa is currently posting a storm of videos. Nothing about Russia or conspiracies so far, but she really wanted people to know how much she loved David the Gnome when she was a little girl tonight. She's posting so many that I'd rather wait until later to do a video and transcription dump, honestly. More to catch up as much as possible than anything. Unless anyone else wants to do it; feel free to if you wish. I can go with either.

However, here is a thirty second clip of Polissa fresh from the shower, complaining about how exhausting showering is


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It's so short that I'm not bothering with a spoiler cut. Transcript:

*long pause* *deep breath* So this is what it's like when I get out of the shower! *deep breathing* I haven't even brushed my hair out yet, and I am worn out! I don't have the energy, I have (am?) just... done! I didn't go to bed until after six o' clock this morning! Could not go to sleep. Was too hot! *raises voice* It is eighty degrees, y'all! In February! *lowers voice to normal/slurring* I'm miserable. *rasping* So, yeah. Anyways... Chronic illness and showers? Don't mix!

Twin reminders that 1) Polissa has admitted to being in bed for up to 20 hours a day and 2) she depends on a shower chair to shower when she does wash up. I don't think she's even sitting up for much of that time in bed, either. Which makes me think that sitting is now too exhausting for her after a few minutes because she doesn't even sit that often.

She probably just gets the water too hot. I have asthma and when I get the water too hot, I start to feel sick.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Right? Periods literally just go on their own pace. D&C suctions may be used for really nasty bleeding in the uterus (think Amberlynn's infamous period photos) but that's for gigantic chunks or bleeding that can actually kill you. You can't control the actual flow to speed it up otherwise. I recall finding a feminist women's health website that showed medical photos of the inside of a woman as she menstruated, demonstrating how the cervix widens/narrows during the cycle, how heavy the bleeding is in the vagina itself, etc. It was genuinely fascinating stuff.

The wording she used to reference how much she wanted a child was so awkward to me. Like she wanted a baby just so she didn't have to have periods. Polly would've been a shit mother regardless, as she has no maternal instinct in her body. But something about how she said it in this video rubbed me the wrong way.



I doubt Polissa would even know what a heart attack would feel like. Menstrual pain can indeed get very bad if you have a reproductive disorder, but the idea of comparing it to labor pains feels insulting to women that have actually given birth. Maybe she read somewhere how menstrual cramps can mimic contractions and equated it to labor pain. But labor is more than contractions?

Just a note, Polissa is currently posting a storm of videos. Nothing about Russia or conspiracies so far, but she really wanted people to know how much she loved David the Gnome when she was a little girl tonight. She's posting so many that I'd rather wait until later to do a video and transcription dump, honestly. More to catch up as much as possible than anything. Unless anyone else wants to do it; feel free to if you wish. I can go with either.

However, here is a thirty second clip of Polissa fresh from the shower, complaining about how exhausting showering is


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It's so short that I'm not bothering with a spoiler cut. Transcript:

*long pause* *deep breath* So this is what it's like when I get out of the shower! *deep breathing* I haven't even brushed my hair out yet, and I am worn out! I don't have the energy, I have (am?) just... done! I didn't go to bed until after six o' clock this morning! Could not go to sleep. Was too hot! *raises voice* It is eighty degrees, y'all! In February! *lowers voice to normal/slurring* I'm miserable. *rasping* So, yeah. Anyways... Chronic illness and showers? Don't mix!

Twin reminders that 1) Polissa has admitted to being in bed for up to 20 hours a day and 2) she depends on a shower chair to shower when she does wash up. I don't think she's even sitting up for much of that time in bed, either. Which makes me think that sitting is now too exhausting for her after a few minutes because she doesn't even sit that often.

How often do you think she washes the sheets? Fucking gross. I can't imagine how bad her and that house smell.

Also fuck off Pissa about complaining about 80 degree weather. A big part of the country is still digging out from a massive blizzard. Just open a window, you lazy cunt.

 

[scumfuck]

How often do you think she washes the sheets? Fucking gross. I can't imagine how bad her and that house smell.

Also fuck off Pissa about complaining about 80 degree weather. A big part of the country is still digging out from a massive blizzard. Just open a window, you lazy cunt.

When she said it was 80 degrees I balked. My area got 10 inches of snow yesterday lol. Does she want to trade? I bet her ass is not only heat intolerant but cold as fuck intolerant too. She'd be another statistic of people having heart attacks while shoveling snow.

 

[Dnein]

However, here is a thirty second clip of Polissa fresh from the shower, complaining about how exhausting showering is


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It's so short that I'm not bothering with a spoiler cut. Transcript:

*long pause* *deep breath* So this is what it's like when I get out of the shower! *deep breathing* I haven't even brushed my hair out yet, and I am worn out! I don't have the energy, I have (am?) just... done! I didn't go to bed until after six o' clock this morning! Could not go to sleep. Was too hot! *raises voice* It is eighty degrees, y'all! In February! *lowers voice to normal/slurring* I'm miserable. *rasping* So, yeah. Anyways... Chronic illness and showers? Don't mix!

Twin reminders that 1) Polissa has admitted to being in bed for up to 20 hours a day and 2) she depends on a shower chair to shower when she does wash up. I don't think she's even sitting up for much of that time in bed, either. Which makes me think that sitting is now too exhausting for her after a few minutes because she doesn't even sit that often.

That's pretty fucking bad.

I agree it's probably too hot, but how can you lack the self awareness to realize that? When you feel like shit after a shower, wheeze, or get dizzy, I feel like it's pretty obvious what's going on. The asthma thing in particular, it feels like the steam is an allergen.

Why do people with personality disorders NEVER try to solve their own problems? Drives me insane with my Polly clone too, just bitch and victim, but never ever sit down, troubleshoot, find solutions, look things up, etc. Just... wallow.

She's a lazy munchie who is allergic to discomfort, so I suspect this is just played up. Everyone gets tired after a how shower, the body has to work to cool down by pumping blood to the surface. Extra adipose tissue and size = extra vasculature and extra insulation = harder work for the heart to move blood and cool down. Add lazy, sedentary bitch and shuffling is toooo hard, so this...

Still, this can also be a sign of congestive heart failure, especially coupled with the fatigue all day. I don't necessarily believe that's what's going on, because... she's her. If she was a normal person suddenly feeling this way, get to a cardiologist and possibly a neurologist.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She probably just gets the water too hot. I have asthma and when I get the water too hot, I start to feel sick.

That's pretty fucking bad.

I agree it's probably too hot, but how can you lack the self awareness to realize that? When you feel like shit after a shower, wheeze, or get dizzy, I feel like it's pretty obvious what's going on. The asthma thing in particular, it feels like the steam is an allergen.

Why do people with personality disorders NEVER try to solve their own problems? Drives me insane with my Polly clone too, just bitch and victim, but never ever sit down, troubleshoot, find solutions, look things up, etc. Just... wallow.

She's a lazy munchie who is allergic to discomfort, so I suspect this is just played up. Everyone gets tired after a how shower, the body has to work to cool down by pumping blood to the surface. Extra adipose tissue and size = extra vasculature and extra insulation = harder work for the heart to move blood and cool down. Add lazy, sedentary bitch and shuffling is toooo hard, so this...

Still, this can also be a sign of congestive heart failure, especially coupled with the fatigue all day. I don't necessarily believe that's what's going on, because... she's her. If she was a normal person suddenly feeling this way, get to a cardiologist and possibly a neurologist.

I gotta say, I was unaware that hot showers can trigger asthma. Hot showers are relatively well known as a way to relax the body, especially after a hard day at work. But she acts like it's gonna kill her. Given how well she could speak for most of the video, I agree that she is mostly just overreacting because she cannot tolerate any discomfort.

I noticed while checking the comments to her videos today that the trans period one is gone. I caught this messy comment chain from it last night, however:








I had captured it partly because the "allyship" comment was made into a reaction video.

Spoiler: it's basically a regurgitation of the based period vid

*tongue click* *deep breath* *reads comment* "And this video just isn't showing allyship."

*pause* *gasp* Okay! So, what is allyship? Because apparently, we need to establish some *puffs cheeks* ground to stand on, first! *deep breath* And um, Merrium-Webster's defines [I'm going with this because the verb is unintelligble and she's obviously reading off her screen] an ally as "one that is associated with a *gasp* helper; *gasp* as a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity or struggle!"

*angry deep breath through nose* *lip smack* *long pause* Hear me clearly! *deep breath* I will fight! For your right! [to partayyy] To present how you want! *deep gasp* Love who you want! *gasp* *little head shake* Marry who you want! Adopt children if you want! *deep breath* And if you are given the option, to have an organ transplant that allows you to conceive *points* or live your best life, *finger wags* go for it! [Does Polissa believe in uterine transplants in MTFs being a viable surgery? Lili Elbe wants a word] Surgeries? Go for it! You, you got the money for that? [your tax dollars at work] *hand wave* Go for it! *finger jabbing* I want you to live the best life you can live! *deep breath* Period!

*deep breath* My opinion *pause* on this? Does not detact- distract from that! *gasp**finger wags* My opinion is based off of *pause* You are trying to say this person? *pause* It's okay for them to play pretend *pause* on very real medical science issues! *stammers* That's what I'm not okay with! *stammers* The only people who bleed and menstruate are biological women, trans men [who are also biological women], *gasp* non binary, and some intersex persons! [aka ones that are biologically female. There are biological male enbies and most intersex conditions are based off a certain sex assigned chromosome combo, like Turner Syndrome (who cannot menstruate, but point stands as Turner patients are biologically female)]

*pause* *deep breath* Trans women do not not have periods! Period!

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I gotta say, I was unaware that hot showers can trigger asthma. Hot showers are relatively well known as a way to relax the body, especially after a hard day at work. But she acts like it's gonna kill her. Given how well she could speak for most of the video, I agree that she is mostly just overreacting because she cannot tolerate any discomfort.

I noticed while checking the comments to her videos today that the trans period one is gone. I caught this messy comment chain from it last night, however:

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I had captured it partly because the "allyship" comment was made into a reaction video.


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Spoiler: it's basically a regurgitation of the based period vid

*tongue click* *deep breath* *reads comment* "And this video just isn't showing allyship."

*pause* *gasp* Okay! So, what is allyship? Because apparently, we need to establish some *puffs cheeks* ground to stand on, first! *deep breath* And um, Merrium-Webster's defines [I'm going with this because the verb is unintelligble and she's obviously reading off her screen] an ally as "one that is associated with a *gasp* helper; *gasp* as a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity or struggle!"

*angry deep breath through nose* *lip smack* *long pause* Hear me clearly! *deep breath* I will fight! For your right! [to partayyy] To present how you want! *deep gasp* Love who you want! *gasp* *little head shake* Marry who you want! Adopt children if you want! *deep breath* And if you are given the option, to have an organ transplant that allows you to conceive *points* or live your best life, *finger wags* go for it! [Does Polissa believe in uterine transplants in MTFs being a viable surgery? Lili Elbe wants a word] Surgeries? Go for it! You, you got the money for that? [your tax dollars at work] *hand wave* Go for it! *finger jabbing* I want you to live the best life you can live! *deep breath* Period!

*deep breath* My opinion *pause* on this? Does not detact- distract from that! *gasp**finger wags* My opinion is based off of *pause* You are trying to say this person? *pause* It's okay for them to play pretend *pause* on very real medical science issues! *stammers* That's what I'm not okay with! *stammers* The only people who bleed and menstruate are biological women, trans men [who are also biological women], *gasp* non binary, and some intersex persons! [aka ones that are biologically female. There are biological male enbies and most intersex conditions are based off a certain sex assigned chromosome combo, like Turner Syndrome (who cannot menstruate, but point stands as Turner patients are biologically female)]

*pause* *deep breath* Trans women do not not have periods! Period!

Talks like she just figured out how periods work.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

She probably has trouble breathing after a shower because the bathroom's disgusting and is full of mildew and mold. I guarantee the black mold "problem" that she blames on the landlord is due to her and Josh not cleaning properly on a regular basis, if they bother cleaning at all.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I'm acquainted with someone who uses medical marijuana. While he openly admits it helps him medically, he's just as quick to admit that the biggest drawback has been that it's also ruined his short-term memory. Although drugs affect different people differently, it wouldn't surprise me if Polissa takes enough of her "medicine" that it affects her memory.

For people who actually need it, it's still better than the alternative of major memory loss that comes with long term benzo and opioid use. With the cannibas you can skip a couple days and while cranky af your brain will clear up. The benzos & opioid that's permanent damage.

I was unaware that hot showers can trigger asthma. Hot showers are relatively well known as a way to relax the body

Humidity and steam cause issues with asthma. We get asthma warnings daily with our weather here. Add the fact her dryer is in her bathroom...

 

[Yeast Beast]

Y’all are acting like it isn’t super ableist that the laws of thermodynamics won’t change to accommodate Polissa’s unique disability needs.

 

[Dnein]

I gotta say, I was unaware that hot showers can trigger asthma. Hot showers are relatively well known as a way to relax the body, especially after a hard day at work. But she acts like it's gonna kill her. Given how well she could speak for most of the video, I agree that she is mostly just overreacting because she cannot tolerate any discomfort.

I truly hate this mindset of theirs. They can't even be uncomfortable to reduce future discomfort. The logic of "clean/exercise/work now, feel better later" is just overwhelmed by "must feel good now". It's like a child. Even an animal understands this concept. They will chew a paw off to escape a trap or hunt when starving, instinctively knowing they have to feel pain to survive. Yet people like Polissa can't grasp the concept and instead sit in a perpetual tantrum, insisting life is harder for them.

I will never understand the frequency people bitch about bathing, though. I would crawl from my death bed to shower.

She probably has trouble breathing after a shower because the bathroom's disgusting and is full of mildew and mold. I guarantee the black mold "problem" that she blames on the landlord is due to her and Josh not cleaning properly on a regular basis, if they bother cleaning at all.

That is actually a good point. Plus the place is covered in dust, hair, fecal aerosols, urea, etc that could all be agitated by the steam and air pressure. Just opening the bathroom door and the temperature difference would blast you with a wind of particulates and poisons.

 

[scumfuck]

Add the fact her dryer is in her bathroom...

I completely forgot their dryer isn't hooked up to any external vent. I shudder at the thought of the amount of dander and dust in that room. No wonder why she has breathing issues.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Oh, Godbear. Everything regarding the filth, bug infestation, mildew, dryer exhaust, etc... I'm sure none of that is doing her a favor, either. Polissa has claimed to have asthma before, but it's been a very long time since she's mentioned it. Probably because it's not as "easy" an excuse as fibromyalgia.

Which reminds me. I came across this photo of her feeding a beagle recently and there is so much fucked up in this picture.

This photo is from 2020. And we know the conditions have worsened since then. The roof hole formed in 2021. I don't even know what's worse, the filth or the massive amount of food she was feeding this poor mystery chap.

"But Toilet!" you ask. "Isn't that Snow White before she got fattened up?"

Nope. Snow White died in 2019. I can confirm this because Joh has a habit of changing his Facebook avatar to any dog of theirs that has died after they got sent to the farm, as seen with Bella in 2022




What happened to this other beagle? I assume it was picked up? Dog has no idea what a lucky motherfucker it is if that's the case.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Many times, loose beagles in the south are hunting dogs (quite a few are released here once they outlive their usefulness for the hunter - I hate this practice personally, but on a logical level understand that these people don't want to pay for the upkeep of an animal that failed during hunting season). Hunting dogs are squirrelly as fuck and will escape at the first opportunity they have.

Here's hoping this doggo was either picked up or ran for the fucking hills.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Run doggo run!

I was going to do the last handful of Polly vids last night but as y'all know, site shat itself. So here I am. Transcripts following shortly.

First video: a poverty video where Polissa mentions a trailer her family lived in when she was fifteen

Spoiler: TIL Alabama hates poor white people

[video begins with a clip from I presume a poverty documentary]

*jump cut to Polissa, whose green screen and/or lighting combo makes her look like her temples are concave to her eyes* *deep breath* The year was 1998 for me, my mother, and my infant brother. *deep breath* One year prior we had moved into this pretty little 3 bedroom, 2 bath single wide in a mobile home park in Helena, Alabama!

*pause* For the first time in years, I could decompress! Because I had for years experience watching my mother be abused *gasp* and myself being neglected and abused! She finally had the money to get away from him [James, Polissa's stepfather and Tyler's father] *gasp* and that mobile home was our refuge!

We did not know when she picked that home *pause* that the county, Shelby County, was trying to get rid of mobile home parks! Because they thought we were white trash and it was trashy and they didn't want to see trash!

*pause* So they sold the land! *tongue click* *voice breaks* And my mother lost that beautiful little single wide! *side eye accompanied by pause* And do you know where we had to go?! *deep gasp* *raises voice* We had to go back to her abuser! To my abuser and neglecter! For three more years I hid and stayed gone! My mother endured abuse! Horrendous abuse! *gasp* And even attempted murder!

*raises voice louder* When you kick people out of their homes for profit, people get hurt!

Second video: Polissa talking about being a Nick kid (fuck the OP with her obnoxious closeup, that is apparently a major pet peeve of mine)

Spoiler: Polissa cut off how David the Gnome inspired her daily life and I wanna know now

[Fuck OP, who replies how kids can be split into Cartoon Network kids, Nickelodeon kids, and--cuts off]

*jump cut to Polissa* *waves* *very high pitch* Hiiii! That's me, the Nickelodeon kid! I am of that very first generation that got to watch Nickelodeon! *deep gasp* *hand on chest* And these are some of my absolute favorite shows! From uh, the 1990 until about 1996!

*moves to show pictures of different cartoons* First one's gonna be *deep gasp* The World of David the Gnome! *jump scare* This little show... Oh my god, I could still watch it today! *gasp* So precious! It inspires so much in my daily *audio cuts out*

Next was The Littles! The Littles was an amazing little show about little people who lived in the walls and stole our stuff! [it's also based off a children's book series. It's like American The Borrowers] *gasp* It was just so cute!

*gasp* And who could forget the Rugrats?! Or Doug? This show taught me how to deal with a bully! *deep gasp* Are You Afraid of the Dark? Well, I found out I was terrified of the dark, and also a little bit of a goth! *gasp* And finally the sister I wish I had, Clarissa Explains it All! [doesn't Polissa have a half sister? Ouch]

Third video: Joh vs one of my Raccoon Army soldiers

Spoiler: Ranger Rick is not amused

Let's talk raccoon safety!

*lip smack* *deep breath* I have seen so many videos lately of children randomly picking up raccoons! Or um, sick raccoons in the daylight and not knowing what to do with that!

*gasp* First thing you do, *pause* *finger points* leave it alone! Rule number one, walk away! Do not run away, *stammers* leave it alone!

*tongue click* If it is injured, incapacitated, *deep gasp* do not handle it with your bare hands! *long pause* *gasp* *finger wags* And only it's incapacitated! Otherwise, leave it alone! *long pause* *hand wave* It's incapacitated, put it in a box! Dark, quiet!

Next step, you're gonna call wildlife rescue! If you cannot get them on the phone, or there's not one near you, you're gonna call the Game Warden! *cat meowing*

Raccoons carry rabies! It can be easily transmitted into humans! Let me tell you a story real quick! My husband tried to remove a raccoon from my neighbor's house! *deep breath* He had oven mitts on, and two towels! *long pause* The raccoon he was trying to remove bit through all of it! He had to have excruciatingly painful shots! For rabies! *gasp* Because the raccoon got away! *pause* *lowers voice* Which has kinda made me happy in the long run... *stammers* That uh, because I didn't think it was rabid in any shape, form, or fashion! It was healthy, it was fat, [it was an asymptomatic carrier for Covid] it was a juvenile!

*lip smack* But if you see one that's slipped out in daytimes, specifically! *head shake* They're not daytime animals! They're nocturnal! [raccoons are mostly crepuscular, but can also be nocturnal. I googled and every single government and animal group I've checked also state that for this reason, it's not necessarily a red flag that a raccoon is rabid since raccoons may be exploring or adjusting to Spring] Daytime, they look lethargic, they're not seeming like right, their fur looks weird, *finger point* leave it alone! Call the authorities to deal with it! You are putting your life at risk! *deep gasp* And as a reminder to do so, maybe this image will help you! 'F You're afraid of needles, pause here!

*cuts to this photo, you can hear shuffling and Polissa gasping in the background*

Fourth video: Polissa comparing school dress codes to prison uniforms

Spoiler: TIL jail is comfortable because I went to school

[video begins with another woman reading a comment about how schools and prisons are nothing alike, then cutting to a photo comparison of school buses and prison buses that's set to Owl City's "Fireflies"]

*jump cut to Polissa; there is a lot of background noise going on like Joh is watching something* When I was at Pelham High School in Shelby County, Alabama, *gasp* the running joke was it was the prison on the side of the highway! You could see it from the highway! It was up on the hill!

*pause* And then when I was at Huffman, specifically Huffman High School in Birmingham, Alabama... Uh, this was 1998 through 2001.. *lip smack* Um, we wore uniforms! There were metal detectors to go into the office building [welcome to post-Columbine schools in America] and only the office building! *deep gasp* Our school was very odd shaped! It looked like a bunch of UFOs landed with a bunch of crosswalks going across! Uh, it's been tore down since. And the school was replaced because they had such a hard time *pause* controlling the environment!

*lip smack* But we had someone that would stand in the lunchroom! And would make sure our shoelaces weren't colored shoelaces! We can only wear a brown, black, or white shoelaces!

*gasp* Um, yeah! It just *pause* There's too many ways to say it's coincidence! I personally do not believe in coincidence! Things are at face value what they are! [Emphasizing because this is such an excellent summary of Polissa's mentality and refusal to reflect, and it's straight from the source]

*gasp* Um... *pause* I think that's why we have such a high recidivism rate! People are comfortable with jail! Because they're coming out of schools that look just like jail! And, we need to figure out a way to, to fix this, because all that we're doing in our school system at this point *clap* *pause* is enforcing a modern form of slavery!

 

[scumfuck]

Thank you for archiving these. I considered it but thought they were too boring.
Polly, I know you are reading this -- can we please get an update on Gomez? Is he still alive? We here at the Farms are very invested in his well-being.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I made a note of this in the transcript, but I feel it deserves mention here:



"I personally do not believe in coincidence! Things are at face value what they are!"

She has said a form of this before, but it always fascinates me. It is an admission from Polissa that she refuses to take any real criticism, be it via self reflection or to ponder whether or not something is bullshit. This is beyond gullibility, as being gullible implies possessing innocence. It is self inflicted ignorance. She does not want to think for herself, yet thinks she is the authority on everything.

Polissa hated school, and she hates authority, dress codes, and the prison system. Therefore, school is jail to her. It's childlike thinking. She's forty years old and still moaning about how evil school is. Meanwhile most adults are comparing their shitty dead end job to prison. And I highly doubt not getting to wear crazy colored shoelaces at work is their most pressing concern.