Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

MarineTrainedTard said:
Am I crazy or does he somewhat resemble a redneck, extra-chromosome-having Tim Curry in the preview screenshot of this video?
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He looks like someone you wouldn't be surprised to find wandering the street wearing a long coat and saying "hey, buddy, psst buddy..I got somethin for ya.."
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
If I remember correctly, The guy is legit autsitic and a huge fan of Kenshin, so he asked his sister to film him while he *ahem* performs the special attacks from that Manga.
Just goes to show you, the guy doesn't even stand out amongst the sword enthusiast crowd despite his :autism:
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I'm pretty sure Dragon Twister (Tatsumaki) is a move from One Piece, not Kenshin. On that note, imagine that guy with a sword in his mouth.
 
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In the vast majority of photos of sword-masters you'll always find some or all of the following elements:

  • House is run-down / made of plywood
  • The floor is dirty
  • Posters
  • Clutter and or rubbish everywhere
  • Unmade beds and no sheets on the mattress
Seriously, go back and look. Wonder what the reason for this phenomenon is?
 
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Two of these guys in the bottom picture are going to missing a limb within seconds in an actual fight, having your limb that far away from your sword is a terrible idea the one on our left is the only one approaching correct posture but even he isnt great. All the other weapons in the other pictures are pure shit and totally useless as weapons.
Of coarse I'm going to bring a gun so this is all redundant.
 
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Jesus said:
In the vast majority of photos of sword-masters you'll always find some or all of the following elements:

  • House is run-down / made of plywood
  • The floor is dirty
  • Posters
  • Clutter and or rubbish everywhere
  • Unmade beds and no sheets on the mattress
Seriously, go back and look. Wonder what the reason for this phenomenon is?
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Cleanliness is for weaklings, obviously.
 
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Jesus Christ. I had bigger knives back when I was 12.
Also, I question the viability of his "para para dance"-combat style... then again, the idea of him trying to start some shit with some fucker who's just gonna artlessly stab him 2 dozen times in the spleen before that weeb has even finished his "you wanna disrespect anime"-oneliner is kinda hilarious.

Words fail me. This is parody, right?
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Jesus Christ. I had bigger knives back when I was 12.
Also, I question the viability of his "para para dance"-combat style... then again, the idea of him trying to start some shit with some fucker who's just gonna artlessly stab him 2 dozen times in the spleen before that weeb has even finished his "you wanna disrespect anime"-oneliner is kinda hilarious.

Words fail me. This is parody, right?
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"I'm just gonna cut this"- never cuts it, just knocks it off whatever it's rested on.
 
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