Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Troon Meet Noose]

I suspect most of these "misgenderings" don't actually happen, and are just an excuse to fish for compliments and affirmation from other AGP's

Could go either way. The cow could be doing that because he's a huge attention whore. But people could see this freak out in public and do it just to fuck with him. I know I would.

 

[Gar For Archer]

When a cis man gives you the, "Sorry, I'm straight" mid chat
Shit cuts deep. guess hair, makeup, and clothes isn’t enough.

These niggas would make the most red-pilled manosphere MGTOW bro blush with how transparently obvious it is that they see women as nothing more than objects.

 

[Am a tigoor]

Hardest I've laughed in awhile. RIP Mr Grey he was one of the best soldiers to ever serve this country. The man hands, terrible voice and everything make this video special.

My cat has the same look when I tell him "you can't eat that because you'll get sick and puke, and I'll be mad" and "please get out of my clean laundry basket because your incessant sneezing will make everything snotty again." It is a look that means "I don't know what the hell you're talking about, you fucking crazy person."

 

[Law]

"I am personally sorry to hear to of your experiences with your identity choice" is a top-tier comeback when dealing with People of Gender.

 

[Next Task]

Furry troon being love-bombed lies to father about their own empathy levels while rejecting real love for empty cooming. Bigotry is likely this was a response to asking for money and not getting any. Lolcow experience has meant I give 'Blue' no benefit of the doubt for being a damaged, misguided member of a cult, and just think they're a fucking cunt whose inevitable suicide is just getting what they deserve. Many such cases. Sad.

Troons haven't just given me compassion fatigue. They've actively repelled me from any empathy by being such horrible people on such a regular basis. At this point, the severity of my response to someone like Blue is barely being mitigated if they turn out to be 13 and being groomed vs. actually an adult - physically, clearly not emotionally. In reverse of the usual, Blue's death, like the death of most troons, will only be sad to people who didn't know them, because the people who did know just how little they have lost.

I'm not really sure why, but this is the biggest case of one tweet making me completely despise the entirety of a person I can think of. Every choice made in it, every detail, makes me certain that it distills this person into their disgusting essence of someone of negative worth.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Furry troon being love-bombed lies to father about their own empathy levels while rejecting real love for empty cooming. Bigotry is likely this was a response to asking for money and not getting any. Lolcow experience has meant I give 'Blue' no benefit of the doubt for being a damaged, misguided member of a cult, and just think they're a fucking cunt whose inevitable suicide is just getting what they deserve. Many such cases. Sad.

Troons haven't just given me compassion fatigue. They've actively repelled me from any empathy by being such horrible people on such a regular basis. At this point, the severity of my response to someone like Blue is barely being mitigated if they turn out to be 13 and being groomed vs. actually an adult - physically, clearly not emotionally. In reverse of the usual, Blue's death, like the death of most troons, will only be sad to people who didn't know them, because the people who did know just how little they have lost.

I'm not really sure why, but this is the biggest case of one tweet making me completely despise the entirety of a person I can think of. Every choice made in it, every detail, makes me certain that it distills this person into their disgusting essence of someone of negative worth.

just use your empathy on normal functioning people
and the lovable intellectually impaired people (those born mentally handicapped and try to live out the best of their lives instead of being freaks like twitter troons)

cos no matter how much compassion or empathy you give these people
its never enough, its either too little or insincere to them
look at chris-chan, and see how many times there were genuine ppl trying to help him but it all backfired leading to
1. being blocked by chris and denounced by chris
2. being threatened by chris
3. Chris seeking his "fans" to attack said person

Twitter freaks are why we cant have nice things in the world.

 

[Fapcop]

BASED DOCTOR TELLS TROON THE TRUTH!



Very manly vent post from an FTM, who like your typical male just goes on and on about her feels. The best is near the end though…


When the doctor has the AUDACITY to be real with her and tell her the facts: That she will never have a real penis, no matter what surgeries she gets.

This is of course enough to mentally break the pooner, who concludes that she’s dealing with a “TERF DOC!”

God bless you based trans doc!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can take a crack at it I guess. Be warned, ymmv.

Spoiler: LENGTH OF ANECDOTE

I am a youngish millenial. Guys in highschool really did have the 'mt dew, COD, xbox, edgelord, mma wannabe etc' type stereotype going on pretty often. And honestly, as a 'gnc or tomboyish' female with a weird childhood who went to public school for the 1st time in highschool, I was jealous of those guys. They spent hours and hours with their bros, not needing to really be emotionally available in order to have friendships and always having a space to belong. Lobbies of online games, which I didnt and kinda still dont understand, were very alluring to me because every dude there somehow became 'bros' with each other with minimal effort. Always had a pack. The bar for acceptance was also very low. Call your bro the 'n' word and apparently that is ultimate respect? So easy. No drama it felt. Dudes banded together for years maybe not knowing their emtional inner workings but would show up in a crisis for each other at the drop of a hat. I grew up lonely and just never seemed to get along with girls, esp with my stereotypical male interests, without it being draining to me (turns out I am an aspie so there we go lol). At the same time, I am mostly straight. So I was also attracted to the boys I envied? This is all high school mind you I have grown past this lol. I also had internal misogyny and a NLOG attitude, which I realized later was curated because of how society portreyed women as weak, dumb, whiny, emotional, high maintenence, etc and I did NOT want anyone to attribute that to me. So acceptance into a guy group would mean I was not grouped in with 'those' women. The ultimate acceptance, I used to think, was male acceptance because I did not respect how I believed all women behaved and envied the lives of those bros. 'Youre just one of the guys' was a sought after compliment. Meant I was pretty alright, despite being female (I cringe now but that is what I felt, I now realize). The weird sexual part was that I started wanting to be so alluring to a COD xbox bro dude guy that he would leave his pack for me because he could not resist me...., but also allow me into it so his friends were my 'built' in friends since I was just 'one of the guys'. Kinda fucked.... but the sexuality I believe plays a part in it.

Yeah I am much more mature now but I do believe if I were younger I mightve fallen for the enby thing. Not trans... though when J was a young child I prayed to God to make me a boy because I wanted to do the outside chores instead of the kitchen chores, I wanted to travel on mission trips with my dad instead of clean the house for him and my brother when they returned, I wanted to play in the dirt and be allowed outside with my male cousins but I couldnt in case I was kidnapped.... being male seemed sooo much more fun and fulfilling. But it wasnt that I wanted to really be male I wanted to be treated by society/family like a man, not a woman lol. Was pretty mixed up about things growing up. But that was all sexism imposed on me that I swallowed and now have a more mature grip on things. My heart breaks for girls going down the ftm route I too experienced the shame of womanhood.

I think now that transitioning is mainstream, a lot of young women are recalling the stereotypes they envied and try to recreate that culture around themselves for easy living, while also fucking dudes because they like cock which is why they end up 'gay'? Or if they like women, they behave like the boys they envied?

This is very interesting. I’d add a couple of hypotheses of my own, based on observation rather than experience.

Firstly, I think that it’s very difficult to truly get the look of the opposite sex. With MTFs, they always either look like they just put on the first female clothing that fit them or straight-up fetishists. They also tend to copy each other if they perceive that something “works,” hence the prevalence of things like chokers, cat ears and programming socks. And I think you get a similar mentality among MTFs with this look.

I also think it’s an aesthetic that is fairly kind to FTMs. Look at Ellen Page - she looks like a pubescent boy who borrowed his dad’s suit for prom. She just looks wrong. But things like hoodies, tees, casual clothes in general, they tend to be fairly shapeless and can hide curves where there shouldn’t be curves. Plus a youthful look works better if you have a smooth face or pube beard.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The whole phenomenon of Aiydens adopting the “frat boy” or the “early 2000’s edgelord who enjoys Mountain Dew, saying slurs on Xbox Live, listening to Disturbed, and jnco jeans” aesthetic is fucking bizarre to me. I don’t do much social media so I just witness these troon fads from afar on The Farms but does anyone have any thoughts as to why most FtMs choose those two stereotypes when they are trying to “become males”?

Is it basically analogous to MtFs embracing all the mainstream stereotypes about true-and-honest-women when they try to act female?

Its the andro-gynephilia. They were probably fat in middle school and now want to
become the older edgier boy that wouldn't pay attention to them.



Just like MTFs all want to become the 2000s edy goth/skater chick that wouldn't date them in school.

 

[Procrastinhater]

“Mr Weirdo… I understand that you have been… Well.. Caught sneaking around in the woman’s bathroom, in fact we have several complaints regarding this. We have a strict zero sexual harassment poli-“

“AM WOMAN! Transwoman! Please don’t fire!”

I'd put money on it it's because he was caught doing something fucking creepy and weird and tried to use the Troonshield.
The sooner the Normy Awakening gets under full steam the better.
Maybe JK Rowling can finance another video game, the comical histrionics over Hogwarts Legacy seem to have woken a lot of Normies up that I've seen are tentatively starting to shit on the troons in comment sections.

 

[Geranium]

I don't think this was posted ITT before. It's from an FtM at the weekend in r/honesttransgender.

Transition has fucked my finances, social life, and most of my existing relationships, but I don’t regret it for a second. : honesttransgender (archive)

Transition has fucked my finances, social life, and most of my existing relationships, but I don’t regret it for a second.observation (self.honesttransgender)
Posted by 0neSpookyBoi at 2023-02-19T02:29:28+00:00

Since I came out I’m fucking broke because I spend almost all my disposable income on medical expenses which just seem to keep rising. Lost most of my friends - not out of transphobia but me going through such a drastic change sorta accelerated the natural drift that tends to happen over time. Couldn’t make new friends due to a combo of being too broke to go out much and the sheer exhaustion of being publicly non-passing (thankfully that phase is pretty much over but still broke). Damaged relationships with family members who couldn’t keep up with the change to a point where they’re probably unsalvageable. All this plus years of shit that’ll probably come out in therapy at some point between the humiliating two years between when I socially and medically transitioned, trauma from a psychiatrist who saw me as more of a curiosity than a patient seeking help, and the raw stress of relying on unstable access to the medication I need to live now and living as a political football at constant risk of legislative oppression.

But even with all that I don’t regret going through with this. I’m alone, I’m not happy, but for what is pretty much the first time in my life I actually feel like myself. I don’t like how I look but after years of dysphoria even identifying with my body enough to have an opinion on it is amazing. I can talk without feeling nauseous at the screechy pitch of a voice that doesn’t feel like mine. Honestly even the damage done by the years of non passing feels worth it because I’m now at a point where I truly couldn’t give a fuck what other people think of me - whether that’s down to “character development” or sheer exhaustion doesn’t really matter to me - and I feel like it’s let me escape becoming the oversensitive trans archetype. So yeah I guess even though choosing to transition instead of repress (or realistically kms) has had a load of objectively negative effects on my life it’s completely worth it just to actually know what it is to feel like myself in a body that feels like mine.

Not quite sure why I’m posting this but I feel like I need to say it to people who might get it and I (somewhat deliberately) don’t know a lot of trans people offline.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Furry troon being love-bombed lies to father about their own empathy levels while rejecting real love for empty cooming. Bigotry is likely this was a response to asking for money and not getting any. Lolcow experience has meant I give 'Blue' no benefit of the doubt for being a damaged, misguided member of a cult, and just think they're a fucking cunt whose inevitable suicide is just getting what they deserve. Many such cases. Sad.

Troons haven't just given me compassion fatigue. They've actively repelled me from any empathy by being such horrible people on such a regular basis. At this point, the severity of my response to someone like Blue is barely being mitigated if they turn out to be 13 and being groomed vs. actually an adult - physically, clearly not emotionally. In reverse of the usual, Blue's death, like the death of most troons, will only be sad to people who didn't know them, because the people who did know just how little they have lost.

I'm not really sure why, but this is the biggest case of one tweet making me completely despise the entirety of a person I can think of. Every choice made in it, every detail, makes me certain that it distills this person into their disgusting essence of someone of negative worth.

Tbh I've come to the conclusion that it would be a net benefit to the world if every troon died in their sleep tonight.
Even their families, who may grieve for a few hours would likely feel a sense of immense relief that they no longer have to deal with the constant stress, shame, and embarrassment of having one of those creatures in the family, or the awkwardness when talking to family friends who ask how the troon is doing these days.
They're gross, vile creatures that are basically just animals driven by the lowest of all instincts, the urge to coom, and one that has been twisted into a perversion so it doesn't even serve the purpose of reproduction anymore.
I see no possible benefit or downside to the world being free of their sickness, especially as the longer they remain the more innocents get infected by their social contagion.
Troons are psychological Typhoid Mary's carrying a memetic Cognito Hazard, in a sane world they would be quarantined as its not hard to see the damage this shit does.

 

[TheBigZee]

BASED DOCTOR TELLS TROON THE TRUTH!

God bless you based trans doc!

Based doc also called out NEETism.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I don't think this was posted ITT before. It's from an FtM at the weekend in r/honesttransgender.
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Transition has fucked my finances, social life, and most of my existing relationships, but I don’t regret it for a second. : honesttransgender (archive)

Literal cult behavior.

 

[hufflemuff]

There's a subreddit called r/straighttransgirls and it looks like half if not more of the posters there met their sweet straight cis prince on Grindr

 

[Neko GF]

BASED DOCTOR TELLS TROON THE TRUTH!

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Very manly vent post from an FTM, who like your typical male just goes on and on about her feels. The best is near the end though…

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When the doctor has the AUDACITY to be real with her and tell her the facts: That she will never have a real penis, no matter what surgeries she gets.

This is of course enough to mentally break the pooner, who concludes that she’s dealing with a “TERF DOC!”

God bless you based trans doc!

It should go without saying that the average troon has no interest in actually getting help. Their "life saving treatment" is nothing more than feeding their delusions that are often encouraged & emboldened by their communities. The average troon is either a groomed victim who's been chariest into it or a narcistic pervert who wants their indulge in their degenerate delusions & fetishes.

 

[ACETONE FUCKER]

Enbyshits seething over children's video games (especially Animal Crossing) only having girl/boy choices. I don't have any examples of this phenomenon currently but I saw this several times and it was hilarious.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Enbyshits seething over children's video games (especially Animal Crossing) only having girl/boy choices. I don't have any examples of this phenomenon currently but I saw this several times and it was hilarious.

I remember a mini controversy with that ARK game, because trannies were demanding a transgender option for character creation. The team lead got shit on twitter for asking what this would entail, as he didn't understand why a transwoman character wouldn't simply use the female option.

I've never seem anyone address what a "trans inclusive" creation system actually is.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"Love it"
Yeah, shows in every line on your face.

If someone I knew called a kid "Nibling" around me, I'd call the cops and report grooming behavior. Not even joking. That's the sort of shit a 70's chomo calls the 10-year-old he's trying to slide inside of. What the fuck.

 

[monstrous bubo]

"Love it"
Yeah, shows in every line on your face.

If someone I knew called a kid "Nibling" around me, I'd call the cops and report grooming behavior. Not even joking. That's the sort of shit a 70's chomo calls the 10-year-old he's trying to slide inside of. What the fuck.

eh, it’s two syllables instead of five, and quicker to type out than the traditional “nieces and nephews”.