Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

It’s been out for a few days but I don’t think I’ve seen it posted, so here is the latest installment of Stephanie’s Dahmerotica (archive), now with extra cognitive dissonance.

When I read the new chapter out to my Staph bookclub audience, a silence descended amongst all of us during this part:

In a soft, soothing voice, she introduced herself as Theresa Smith. A knot formed in your throat when you realized that she was in relation to one of Jeff’s victims. Yet her tone betrayed no malice.

“I see you in here every day, you’re very dedicated. When a lot of these folks saw you two cuddling up together, they weren’t that amused, but I could understand it.”

Your eyes stung, and you thanked her for her kindness.

“Honey,” she offered with a smile and a shoulder pat, “I’m just happy you have love, it doesn’t matter if it’s with him. My brother, Eddie, I guess he tried to make something work with Jeff.” You recalled him as one of the men Jeff must have met, lured, and dispatched with while you two had been distant. “He just wanted love like anybody else. It’s human, you’re human. I don’t blame you for nothin’.”

Wow. The sister of Dahmer's victim gives Staph's relationship with Jeff her blessing. I could get super MATI, so I'll condense it: Staph, you are a disrespectful retard.

Also lol Staph - I think Jeff's dad just proposed to you and you took it the wrong way.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

How ironic because just today I visited a doctor's office who had turned their men's room into a "gender neutral" bathroom while the womens' was under construction.

Yes, there is a urinal, and yes, children also go to this doctor.

It was disconcerting as fuck. At least it's temporary.

I have only ever seen "gender neutral" bathrooms in a few places and so far only in addition to women's and men's rooms located elsewhere. From what I can tell it's because women (and probably a few men) are very vocal and stand their ground about their right to privacy from leering trannies or genderspecials, and if a tranny complains that accommodation isn't good enough then a place can just tell them to fuck off because being allowed to piss in the same room as whoever you want isn't a human right.

Spoiler: co-ed bathroom

I lived in a uni dorm back in the fucking bronze age when everyone just chose one of two sex-segregated pissers and somehow it wasn't an issue. On my floor there were 2 mens' bathrooms and 1 women's, but since the women on our floor just so happened to greatly outnumber the men, the residence staff decided it would be practical to make one of the men's rooms co-ed. It went exactly how you'd expect. Women rarely used it unless they had a boyfriend with them to stand guard because 19 year old men are immature as fuck and there's always a few who think it's hilarious to peek at women or steal their towel while they're showering. It didn't help that there was always piss everywhere and men are generally a lot less discreet about their gross bodily functions than women tend to be in public settings.

If you are really advocating for trans peoples' human rights, it would by definition involve helping them secure their right to housing (if they pay the fucking rent), employment (if they do the fucking work), medical care, protection by the police, due legal process, and access to public life. And yet it appears there are so few instances of those rights not being upheld that trannies' number one crusade is forcing the opposite sex to tolerate them hanging around while they change or pee. Going so hard on this issue makes trannies out to be either entitled, insufferable retards who think people not doing what you want should be illegal, or skeevy perverts who specifically gets off on this. I suspect people might mistakenly trust Staph's motives just because she's a retard.

 

[Vandy2]

Also, thankfully Staph isn’t a cryptozoologist, or I might have to report her for stalking me.

I smile whenever I see you post because you are my favorite cryptid and it's also hilarious to imagine out of all the ghosts and demons Gyro summons, I like to think they are also being tormented by an extra extra clever mongoose.

When I read the new chapter out to my Staph bookclub audience, a silence descended amongst all of us during this part:

Wow. The sister of Dahmer's victim gives Staph's relationship with Jeff her blessing. I could get super MATI, so I'll condense it: Staph, you are a disrespectful retard.

Also lol Staph - I think Jeff's dad just proposed to you and you took it the wrong way.

So hyperempathetic they project sympathy for themselves onto victims who would hate their guts. Definitely not a narcissist, this is normal. So wait, Dahmer is actively murdering people in the fic and Gyro is blaming it on..."taking a break"? Basically saying he wouldn't kill people if he was just getting some snuggles?...This is legitimately making me feel sick.

 

[Ophelia]

I smile whenever I see you post because you are my favorite cryptid

Long live Gef!

So wait, Dahmer is actively murdering people in the fic and Gyro is blaming it on..."taking a break"? Basically saying he wouldn't kill people if he was just getting some snuggles?

This is incel logic, Yarrow. You sound like an incel.

 

[redcent]

I smile whenever I see you post because you are my favorite cryptid and it's also hilarious to imagine out of all the ghosts and demons Gyro summons, I like to think they are also being tormented by an extra extra clever mongoose.

So hyperempathetic they project sympathy for themselves onto victims who would hate their guts. Definitely not a narcissist, this is normal. So wait, Dahmer is actively murdering people in the fic and Gyro is blaming it on..."taking a break"? Basically saying he wouldn't kill people if he was just getting some snuggles?...This is legitimately making me feel sick.

She bends over backwards to excuse Jeff and her totally ace boner over him, a sick fuck serial killer. But show a smidgeon of transphobia and you're literally murdering victims you monster

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I really think Steph has NPD and that "Dahmer's victim's family forgives me hehe" fanfic just confirmed it for me. People often see people with HPD or NPD and wrongly accuse them of having BPD, but if anything I think she really behaves like an absolute narcissist. She is the victim in all situations, even if she started it or even if she's wrong, she's never wrong, and everyone should apologize to HER. She is very important, she runs a super special non-profit so she's basically a hero, she's completely delusional about being hot and a well-liked, good person, she inserts herself into EVERYTHING because she thinks her dumb irrelevant opinion on shit is necessary and she has 0 empathy for other people whatsoever. She's like Cwc or Cyrax, average low IQ narcissist. I think she should self dx with that one.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Womb Wizard image is circulating Twitter again, up to 10k likes as of right now. People in the quote tweets have referenced Staph:




Other Twitter finds:

 

[Tangled Headphones]

The Womb Wizard image is circulating Twitter again, up to 10k likes as of right now. People in the quote tweets have referenced Staph:

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Other Twitter finds:

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It's so interesting seeing her get called out by Twitter retards, I can't imagine being an sjw who is hated by both normal people AND other twitter sjws.

 

[Vandy2]

I really think Steph has NPD and that "Dahmer's victim's family forgives me hehe" fanfic just confirmed it for me. People often see people with HPD or NPD and wrongly accuse them of having BPD, but if anything I think she really behaves like an absolute narcissist. She is the victim in all situations, even if she started it or even if she's wrong, she's never wrong, and everyone should apologize to HER. She is very important, she runs a super special non-profit so she's basically a hero, she's completely delusional about being hot and a well-liked, good person, she inserts herself into EVERYTHING because she thinks her dumb irrelevant opinion on shit is necessary and she has 0 empathy for other people whatsoever. She's like Cwc or Cyrax, average low IQ narcissist. I think she should self dx with that one.

Of all the arm chair diagnoses I think NPD is probably the most accurate especially after they continued denying any wrong-doing to one of their victims on Tumblr a month or two ago.
Come to think of it Gyro and CWC have more than just that and autism in common. You have to wonder if CWC never had the online platform and exposure to trolling if they would have gotten as bad as they have. And if Gyro never met that one Michael Jackson spirit channeler lady (Kate? Idr.) Would they ever have gotten onto the ghost fucking nonsense to begin with that lead us here?
The Farms is starting to feel more and more like evidence gathering for somebodys doctoral thesis in psychology.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Steph makes me irl laugh and I thank her so much for it.
"Haha, I will tag it so that people know I am NOT a virgin I DEFINITELY fuck h-haha"

 

[An empty shill]

The Womb Wizard image is circulating Twitter again, up to 10k likes as of right now. People in the quote tweets have referenced Staph:

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UH, oh, Steffles parents better lock away the hand sanitizer again.
Edit:
Also, I gotta wonder about the person who "almost" bought one of thier patches.
They thought it was "cute".
I can see how Steffles manages to get victims from time to time...

 

[Scoia'tael]

Gyro wouldn't know punk if a liberty spike poked them in the eye. Punk has never been a thing associated with 14-year-olds so I really don't understand this weird flex. Angry angst isn't really an Age 14 thing?

I don't know, I feel like 14-year-olds kind of corner the market on angst and anger or at least that's how I remember it. It's the one thing I've heard staph say that's even marginally normal.

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Steph makes me irl laugh and I thank her so much for it.
"Haha, I will tag it so that people know I am NOT a virgin I DEFINITELY fuck h-haha"

For context this is a reply to a post where OP explains how they developed pavlovian arousal to the smell of burgers because their gf used to work in fast food.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Staph is sticking up for diaper pedophile freaks now. Not surprising.


Huh? Lol.


Where the fuck did shaman come in? She really loves throwing random shit into conversations.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

What is with self-dxing asshats online and using the most infantile words for mental illness? "Brainweird"?

I'm sure that Indigenous elders would have loved for this fat, doughy, immensely privileged bitch to call them "brain weird". Very respectful, Staph!

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Morbidly curious about this. So did she just go in the woods and take her pants down and just stand there.

The lack of self awareness to reblog a gif from that movie is why I adore her.

 

[forgotten corn]

Her calling people “bro” lately is so fucking funny. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s really super duper trans, you guys.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Her calling people “bro” lately is so fucking funny. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s really super duper trans, you guys.

Average pooner just being one of the doods

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Staph is sticking up for diaper pedophile freaks now. Not surprising.
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Huh? Lol.
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Where the fuck did shaman come in? She really loves throwing random shit into conversations.
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Morbidly curious about this. So did she just go in the woods and take her pants down and just stand there.
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The lack of self awareness to reblog a gif from that movie is why I adore her.

I just referenced this exact scene in the thread like 2 days ago.
Is it possible that
A. Stephanie is suddenly clever and self-aware enough to poke fun at herself
or
B. Stephanie continues to Stephanie, and doesn't realize she's the main character in that scene

Trick question, the answer is
C. Bring back involuntary psych commitment

 

[redcent]

Staph is sticking up for diaper pedophile freaks now. Not surprising.
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Huh? Lol.
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Where the fuck did shaman come in? She really loves throwing random shit into conversations.
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Testosterone is a form of steroid, there are different kinds of steroids who have a certain chemical structure in common... Oh forget it. "Witches" don't do chemistry. They just mix a bunch of things that sound cool together and hope it solves their problems

 

[Meowzers]

Her calling people “bro” lately is so fucking funny. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s really super duper trans, you guys.

y’all remember when she’d get pissy about misgendering whenever anyone called her “bro” or “guy”? kiwi pepperidge farms remembers