Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fascist Frederick]

I hope the place where Jack is being kept knows what to do with his corpse after he dies, I doubt they want a wandering Wendigo spirit causing havoc.

They likely don't. Typically for a corpse possessed by a demon you would surround the body with a line of salt and burn the body, the salt keeping the demon contained. However a Wendigo is attracted to salt and would have the opposite effect of pulling the evil spirit from the corpse as it is drawn to the salt. What they need to do is place the body on a bed of lettuce and burn the body, the Wendigo will not go anywhere near lettuce and will be trapped inside the body as it burns.

If somebody could find out the details of the nursing home he will be going to I will offer my services to them.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I knew a 40 year old fat dude about 330 lbs who developed diverticulitis and after emergency surgery had to do a 6 week or so rehab at the kind of nursing home grandma gets dropped off to die at. Had to share a room with a 90 year old guy and all of the sounds and smells that come with it.

Unlike Jack though this dude took the incident seriously and between walking every day, quitting drinking, and eating sensibly lost 150 lbs.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I don't know much about stroke rehab/end of life care, but what do a few weeks in a nursing home accomplish? Is it just about supervision/making sure he actually takes his meds, stays on a diet etc? They probably realize he's a very low-compliance patient.

As an aside, there's no chance his and Hammy's bedroom is upstairs — consider how he'd call Junior down to eat via telephone. Jagoff probably hasn't climbed a flight of stairs in the state of Tennessee.

Their bedroom is upstairs, but we’ve seen evidence of Jack sleeping on the couch and in the recliner before. He really doesn’t need to waddle up there except to film stupid TechTime videos about a NetiPot or a makeup organizer or shower. I believe the first floor has at least a half bath. Plus the kitchen is close by…smart cheating and all.

Most people would have realized that their health was in trouble after the first one. This retard has had three and blamed the first two on fucking stupid things. So I'm waiting to see what retarded shit he comes up with for the third and why he's able to continue shoveling massive amounts of meat, grease and fat into his gaping maw now..

He has a blog post pointing to an ischematic episode = stroke 1

Stroke 2 =

Stroke 3 =

(It happened during the filming of the video)

Stroke 4/5 allegedly happened this health episode.

His cognitive skills are trash right now and we are getting half assed info from him. He may have had 1 stroke or 2 or a heart attack or two as well. I guess we will have to wait until the next F as in Fat episode to try to discern what the hell happened assuming he doesn’t lie through his teeth about “”””””the accident”””””” (like he did last time).

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Imagine if Jack gets a black RN/CNA lol

Or better still Guatemalan or somebody from Central America. He'd be trying to fish to see if they're here illegally and being a complete dick about it.

Granted he'd be a dick anyway but this is like... extra dickish.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob is an inspiration and rolemodel for all trolls out there.
Make trollig great again, vote Rob.

Trolling is not about just being a sadistic dick with no purpose.

This. I basically cook with the cheapest alcohols I would drink. I came across wines that tasted like car battery acid and would never cook with them no matter how cheap they may be, while for 1 or 2$ more I can get something I would enjoy drinking even if they're not my favorite wines.

I wouldn't go quite this far because there's definitely stuff you'd cook with but wouldn't drink, like cooking sherry or Shaoxing cooking wine, and you might use a fancier wine if it's the centerpiece of some dish like beef bourguignon, where it's worth kicking it up a notch. But it's a good general rule.

 

[ZipDisk]

Wendy is brutal. And she got the deetz, even if it's inaccurate, Jack had to remember he's been here before.

Interesting that Rob actually "lived the dream" and worked in a restaurant for real. He knows what he is talking about from experience, not bluster.

Rob's right about grilling them after baking, it snaps the ribs back, so they don't end up gummy, which is easy to do when you prep your ribs in the oven.

Aunt Carol has the right of it, I'm sure many doctors in TN have tried to ditch that fucking biscuit off the menu, only to have it forcefully explained to them that patients flip out and code when you shove cauliflower rice in front of them.

The wendigo containment talk is just ace, and now I want Monster Nursing home: The series.

It's like how hospitals show up in zombie movies a lot, but are just one note, rather than showing the actual uprising.
I know Dawn of the dead had a news report from a morgue as a DVD extra.

Jack would be a crawler. Which weirdly enough is one of the more dangerous types of zombie. You don't see them coming, like a rattlesnake. I guess you would see the Jack Zombie coming though, he's hard to miss.

As to the talks with degrees of trolling, Rob is a master class. He does it with grace AND kindness, not screaming bullshit sperg lording and repeating catchphrases. I think many trolls should be euthanized.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

He once admitted to drinking twelve Bang energy drinks a day on average so it wouldn’t surprise me. I think that much caffeine outpaces every other shitty thing he’s done to his body.

No fucking way! Was this in a Facebook live or another video?

 

[curbside2]

No fucking way! Was this in a Facebook live or another video?

I’ve been following Jack for so long it all blurs together.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Stroke 3 =
(It happened during the filming of the video)

Where did it happen in the video? Is it near the end where he stops using his right arm?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Where did it happen in the video? Is it near the end where he stops using his right arm?

Yes he starts filming the video and the last part with his working arm is filmed putting the sock in. Then I think there’s a *donk* sound and it’s supposed to be the next day, but it’s several days later after the stroke that killed his arm. Toward the end of the video

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yes he starts filming the video and the last part with his working arm is filmed putting the sock in. Then I think there’s a *donk* sound and it’s supposed to be the next day, but it’s several days later after the stroke that killed his arm. Toward the end of the video

It's the birth of strokebrain: "On ice. Cold brew. Is really big." His speech was never the same after this point. I can't wait to see what it's like now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yes he starts filming the video and the last part with his working arm is filmed putting the sock in. Then I think there’s a *donk* sound and it’s supposed to be the next day, but it’s several days later after the stroke that killed his arm. Toward the end of the video

Yep, you're right. He's using his right arm a lot in the first part, then after the "next day", his right arm doesn't move and everything is done with his left arm.

 

[Pig Cups]

My thoughts are with the nursing home staff who have to sponge bath this bitch

Oh god, I can picture him being the nursing home equivalent of the EVA Air passenger from hell.

 

[Super Hans v2]

They likely don't. Typically for a corpse possessed by a demon you would surround the body with a line of salt and burn the body, the salt keeping the demon contained. However a Wendigo is attracted to salt and would have the opposite effect of pulling the evil spirit from the corpse as it is drawn to the salt. What they need to do is place the body on a bed of lettuce and burn the body, the Wendigo will not go anywhere near lettuce and will be trapped inside the body as it burns.

If somebody could find out the details of the nursing home he will be going to I will offer my services to them.

Hopefully the poor bastard knows to stand at least a hundred feet away. I'd feel safer throwing a match in a gas can than being his cremator.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh god, I can picture him being one of the nursing home equivalents of the EVA Air passenger from hell.

Fixed that for you. That guy's behavior was only notable because it happened on an airplane, directed at crew and witnessed by the public.

A man of the same age, same appearance, same shenanigans in a hospital or SNF: "ugh, 109 is another one of those." This is an extremely common behavior pattern.

Bleeding hearts will tell you it's because their physical weakness makes them feel vulnerable and they're overcompensating in an attempt to control the situation, but I bet if you go back 20, 40 years you'll find the same person being a dick to the service industry while they were in their prime. When you're 70, you can get away with using social contract Judo to make a young female hourly worker touch your b-hole unnecessarily. Dude got banned from the airline after the fact; a man in his 20s would have been arrested.

You will never get a truly satisfactory answer to the question "so how have you been wiping yourself before you came in?"

 

[Tiresome]

Maybe a foolish wish but I hope when the Jack Saga is finally over that Rob makes a special video or maybe stops in for a little Q&A, I know a lot of us would like to show our appreciation personally.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Maybe a foolish wish but I hope when the Jack Saga is finally over that Rob makes a special video or maybe stops in for a little Q&A, I know a lot of us would like to show our appreciation personally.

If the Jagoff Saga ends because he's either a drooling vegetable or no longer with us, Rob is too classy to come behind him into The Farms as himself

 

[captkrisma]

Oh god, I can picture him being the nursing home equivalent of the EVA Air passenger from hell.
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This man had also died in Thailand just two months after the incident under mysterious circumstances. One report said "by adventure" and another stated "by illness". The airline refused to carry his body back on any of their flights.

 

[Pig Cups]

This man had also died in Thailand just two months after the incident under mysterious circumstances. One report said "by adventure" and another stated "by illness". The airline refused to carry his body back on any of their flights.

As we’re all well aware, there are only two (2) reasons to visit Thailand:

1.) You’re CEO of a company that distributes cheap junk, and you’re there to conduct business. “This is the highest quality plastic dog poop I’ve ever seen! Send a thousand cases to our base in Texas!”

2.) You’re a pedophile intending to molest children.

I dunno- if this guy’s mobility issues were real (and not put on to torment the cabin crew), then he probably wouldn’t have been able to accomplish the latter. I imagine a 4-year old could escape him by delivering a single kick to the shin. He’d likely go for something younger and more defenseless *shudders*.

In any case, I can’t hear the word ‘deeper’ without being reminded of that story- completely ruined the word for me.

 

[TheLazyMan]

Hello, friends! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they discern and interpret cyptic dispatches from the Scalfani Cinematic Universe: It's gonna be a re-building year!
Yes! From an undisclosed Nursing Home in the woods outside Music City, USA - the Wendigo rises like a Phoenix.
Training not unlike a certain Philadelphia Pugilist in the hills outside Moscow, he's chopping wood, rescuing horse carts and refusing carb-laden breakfasts like a champ!

Live at 2pm this Saturday!