🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

She sucked Digi’s unwashed troon dick

But riding him is like a smelly waterbed

Do you think it's going to start to dawn on him that his streams are slowly dying and he's getting to a point where it won't support his "lifestyle" anymore?

It might support his lifestyle..
in Africa

 

[Telemeter]

In true lolcow fashion Ethan is oversharing on Twitter again. Ralph's paywall didn't make enough to be free and so Rofkin want $750 a month lol.

LOCALS ARC HERE WE GO!

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Hosting 8 hours a day of copyrighted nigger music is not a good business proposition.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's such a disrespectful pig. Imagine your husband talking about you this way. But I have to remember Amanda's a POS also.

I doubt she gives him blowjobs. Dealing with dickcheese & holding his gunt flaps up (let's be real, he ain't holding em up) is a lot of work for little pay load.

Meigh has no standards. She wanted a threesome with Gunt and Faith. How much you want to bet Gunt showed her the sextape to light that fire or flan the flames at the very least?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hosting 8 hours a day of copyrighted nigger music is not a good business proposition.

He doesn’t even bother watching Tucker Carlson clips anymore and called news clips stupid when a fan asked. The only content Ralph produces is DJ Ralphamale passing out or going on a rant about his penis and enemies. The biggest hinderance to Ralph’s way of life, if you can call it a life, is himself. He’s too drunk/drugged to manage call ins. He’s too incompetent for streaming video games. He somehow thinks putting out drunken Xanax induced sperg outs over a playlist will keep people entertained and his pockets full.

 

[Telemeter]

He doesn’t even bother watching Tucker Carlson clips anymore and called news clips stupid when a fan asked. The only content Ralph produces is DJ Ralphamale passing out or going on a rant about his penis and enemies. The biggest hinderance to Ralph’s way of life, if you can call it a life, is himself. He’s too drunk/drugged to manage call ins. He’s too incompetent for streaming video games. He somehow thinks putting out drunken Xanax induced sperg outs over a playlist will keep people entertained and his pockets full.

I don't know what you are talking about, he is obviously making 200k a year, he said so himself, everyone should know that, and i do mean EVERYONE. On both countries.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

 

[eDove]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

The baby was so obviously fake, haha. There was that teeny-tiny probability that it could've been true, but thank the Lord Almighty that it was another gay "work."

Ethan, grow up. Seething and dilating won't get your daddy-in-law's allowance back. Since Harry's no longer supporting your drug habit, you're seeking the utmost, maniacal vengeance against him. It's pathetic and transparent.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He doesn’t even bother watching Tucker Carlson clips anymore and called news clips stupid when a fan asked. The only content Ralph produces is DJ Ralphamale passing out or going on a rant about his penis and enemies. The biggest hinderance to Ralph’s way of life, if you can call it a life, is himself. He’s too drunk/drugged to manage call ins. He’s too incompetent for streaming video games. He somehow thinks putting out drunken Xanax induced sperg outs over a playlist will keep people entertained and his pockets full.

Because that’s what made Hunter S. Thompson famous, how he never published anything and just passed out on Xanax.

 

[Anonanon]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

Not shocking.

• Xanax, which contains the active ingredient alprazolam, is a benzodiazepine that’s used to treat a range of anxiety and panic disorders.
• Although ED isn’t specifically listed as a side effect of Xanax, benzodiazepines such as Xanax are known to cause some forms of sexual dysfunction.
• Since Xanax works by reducing excitement in your brain, you may feel drowsy after you take it. This could affect your interest in sex and general sexual performance.
• If you’re prescribed Xanax to treat anxiety, it’s possible that your anxiety disorder could be the cause of your erectile dysfunction.

Ask your local Mexican doctor about viagra Ralph

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

I assume by "actively trying" he means he's actively trying to get an erection. Using the most advanced technology available I have come to you to provide the following information.

Spoiler: In compliance with the executive order I asked ChatGPT for this information.

As you can see, the future is now. The super advanced and smart AI program has determined that there is a significant chance that Ralph cannot get it up. This would explain some of his anger issues.

YOUR DICK IS BROKE RALPH! YOU'RE BROKE DICK RALPH WHO HOSTS THE BROKE DICK STREAM!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ask your local Mexican doctor about viagra Ralph

Probably wouldn’t be helpful.

Spoiler: sperging

Viagra is essentially a vasodilator. It’s good if the vessels are constricted, and it can be helpful in an acute cardiac situation involving high blood pressure.

If my theories about Ralph are right, and congestive heart failure is the core problem, then his blood pressure would be too LOW. (Btw congestive heart failure is a misleading name. It doesn’t have anything to do with arterial or vascular blockage; it’s the heart dying slowly.)

Viagra combined with inhuman quantities of alcohol and Xanax would enhance the problem of poor circulation and insufficient oxygenation. If the pressure is too low, dilating the vessels further is like moving towards the difference between a pump connected to a garden hose and a pump connected to like, six inch irrigation pipes. The water isn’t going anywhere if the pipe is too big and the volume doesn’t align with the pumps’ throughput.

His heart rate would start low from the depressants, then skyrocket trying to work hard enough to make shit flow

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

In true lolcow fashion Ethan is oversharing on Twitter again. Ralph's paywall didn't make enough to be free and so Rofkin want $750 a month lol.

LOCALS ARC HERE WE GO!

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Saw this and wanted to mention that I have a Python script that archives LOCALS live chat messages in real-time.

I use it on Rekieta's 24/7 chat, but if Ralph uses the feature and someone wants to archive it, DM me. I'd be willing to share the source code with a vetted member of the Farms.

EDIT: No fresh meat newfags need apply. Accounts with less than 200 posts and/or created in the last 3-4 months and/or havr only posted in the Gunt/Rekeita boards are assumed to be opposition research agents.

You ain't subtle.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Locals is very relaxed with their rules, but can Ralph abide by them? : https://locals.com/terms
Also, if groypers barely donate to Ralph and he is failing to get his stream goals despite being low as fuck, I really can't see them subscribing for monthly payments.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Locals is very relaxed with their rules, but can Ralph abide by them? : https://locals.com/terms
Also, if groypers barely donate to Ralph and he is failing to get his stream goals despite being low as fuck, I really can't see them subscribing for monthly payments.

Given the just shy of actual porn posted in the Rekieta chat and the general degeneracy of the host, I doubt that LOCALS is really paying close attention to individual behaviour.

The biggest problem he will probably have is getting enough people to sign up to increase his perquisite privileges.

When you start on LOCALS, you are limited to 30 minute livestreams a day, 25k email notifications a month, and other basic features. You have to meet certain metrics (or know people in the company) to have these caps increased.

There is more meta background on the LOCALS backend and service I could go into, but dumping it here would probably be boring. What I WILL mention is that the owner of the community can see quite a bit of info about the account and info of people that join the group (paying and un-paying).

Caveat Emptor to potential agents who wish to lurk in his community

EDIT: Typos

 

[Malaika]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

It's strange that they don't seem to realise how evil they're being, as their method of attack only works if her family cares about May. Why else would it give them a heartattack? It's like "Ahahahaha, me and my wife just managed to hurt people for still giving a shit about her wellbeing Ahahahahahaha".

If they didn't care about May anymore, which, honestly, they shouldn't. They wouldn't care how man guntlings he manages to put into her. I don't see how this is an own.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Given the just shy of actual porn posted in the Rekieta chat and the general degeneracy of the host, I doubt that LOCALS is really paying close attention to individual behaviour.

The biggest problem he will probably have is getting enough people to sign up to increase his perquisite privileges.

When you start on LOCALS, you are limited to 30 minute livestreams a day, 25k email notifications a month, and other basic features. You have to meet certain metrics (or know people in the company) to have these caps increased.

There is more meta background on the LOCALS backend and service I could go into, but dumping it here would probably be boring. What I WILL mention is that the owner of the community can see quite a bit of info about the account and info of people that join the group (paying and un-paying).

Caveat Emptor to potential agents who wish to lurk in his community

EDIT: Typos

I feel like Locals ignores Rekieta's chat on purpose because of how much money he makes them, I don't know if they will do the same for the piggy, and I wonder if they will be so retarded as to organize swatting on locals

 

[Olórin of Hype]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

I assume he's already forgotten the story of the Gunt Who Cried Whore.

 

[MeltyTW]

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I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not, since I've already posted it in the Demon Baby 3.0 thread, but the baby has been confirmed as fake.

Lol so this is the new cope? Doing things and just posting like half truths to claim them as a win? If you're trying for a third anyway then all you've done is made some people speculate you were telling the truth when actually it'll be later if it goes according to your plan

Is he just going to keep saying he had salt on breakfast instead of pepper to cope for his plane argument until he dies?

 

[BallBuster II]

What if Pantsu is secretly taking birth control to prevent a second coming? I mean I know she is as stupid a human as possible, but is she really that stupid to have another child with fucking Ralph?

 

[Olórin of Hype]

What if Pantsu is secretly taking birth control to prevent a second coming? I mean I know she is as stupid a human as possible, but is she really that stupid to have another child with fucking Ralph?

Yeah that's where she goes on her walks, to the El Planificación Familiar, for some blackmarket baby-be-gone.