🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

"legally binding"
What a dumb fuck. "Legal" or "prescribed" doesn't mean close to the same thing as "legally binding.". God, the stupid on this one.

He had to get that script in Rome or else he would have had a bench warrant issued and been arrested upon arriving at Mexican Customs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that many hours have passed and no one’s archived that Twitter fight leaves me overwhelmed with disappointment in you all.

 

[Niggernerd]

"Idk if I should say..well I'm Howard st-ern I say what I want"

 

[NicoFountaine]

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Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.

He's now flexing substance abuse?
Can you have too much Xanax+alcohol that your heart gets numb to the point of cardiac arrest? or is it too mild for that? Theoretically it should be but both amplify each other really hard. It's actually concerning. And he's trying to flex it as if we are jealous of it or something.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he's now thirsting after weird teenager TRA femnoids? When is he going to start lusting after Lucas' moobs and stink ditch?

Oh wait.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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Was that a cough I heard on stream the other night? Oh well, probably nothing to worry about.

I am from a state with the highest incidences of TB in the country from a Rural area where supposedly people is more at risk of TB and among neighbors, friends, classmates or anyone I ever met I only ever heard of TB once. The grandpa of one of my friends died of TB. He lived in a village upstream and basically he died because he was one of those old farts that hates visiting the doctor. If Ralph gets TB he'd be the unluckiest persons ever. Or he's visiting some Mayan villages and he's french kissing old grannies.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

He's now flexing substance abuse?
Can you have too much Xanax+alcohol that your heart gets numb to the point of cardiac arrest? or is it too mild for that? Theoretically it should be but both amplify each other really hard. It's actually concerning. And he's trying to flex it as if we are jealous of it or something.

Xannies + Booze depress the central nervous system. It's more likely to cause you to pass out and stop breathing.

 

[AnOminous]

A doctor told him to drink alcohol while taking Xanax. Maybe he is right about Mexico after all.

Some people take those "warning labels" on pill bottles as cocktail suggestions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can you have too much Xanax+alcohol that your heart gets numb to the point of cardiac arrest?

When I was first learning about cardiac health in college, there was a beaner in my class who started having regular anxiety attacks thinking about everything that needed to function properly just in order for her to survive. She was perfectly fit and she was humbled by this.

Ralph is, shall we say, not exactly perfectly fit. He’s the missing Slaton sister. But it would never occur to Ralph to be thankful for the faithfulness of his heart, which never takes a break despite everything Ralph subjects it to. He’s probably still holding a grudge against his damn aylawg heart muscle for requiring nitroglycerin when he has a coronary episode at the airport.

“Ralph’s Daily Gratitude List” is a show I’d never miss.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

When I was first learning about cardiac health in college, there was a beaner in my class who started having regular anxiety attacks thinking about everything that needed to function properly just in order for her to survive. She was perfectly fit and she was humbled by this.

Ralph is, shall we say, not exactly perfectly fit. He’s the missing Slaton sister. But it would never occur to Ralph to be thankful for the faithfulness of his heart, which never takes a break despite everything Ralph subjects it to. He’s probably still holding a grudge against his damn aylawg heart muscle for requiring nitroglycerin when he has a coronary episode at the airport.

“Ralph’s Daily Gratitude List” is a show I’d never miss.

The way he breathes super heavy when he’s not even doing anything, like just sitting down at a computer or in the truck, is a bad fucking indicator that his heart is near to shitting the bed.

 

[Mango Cobra]

The way he breathes super heavy when he’s not even doing anything, like just sitting down at a computer or in the truck, is a bad fucking indicator that his heart is near to shitting the bed.

Honestly I think the safest bet on the "death pool" is Congestive Heart Failure, since labored breathing like that is a sure sign of it.
Fuck I'd love to take his blood pressure, would be interesting to see. Same with his pulse.

 

[TJBirish]

Fuck I'd love to take his blood pressure, would be interesting to see. Same with his pulse.

"Love"? Fuck that. You'd have to touch him to do that. And imagine the SMELL.

If I needed his pulse I'd stand on the other side of the room and just estimate.

 

[Mango Cobra]

"Love"? Fuck that. You'd have to touch him to do that. And imagine the SMELL.

If I needed his pulse I'd stand on the other side of the room and just estimate.

Fuck, yeah I hadn't considered that. I'd be wearing gloves and would absolutely put on an N-95 mask & face shield because thee is no way that this fat fuck doesn't have TB, but even so I'd hate that shit.

 

[Particle Bored]

"legally binding"
What a dumb fuck. "Legal" or "prescribed" doesn't mean close to the same thing as "legally binding.". God, the stupid on this one.

 

[darkprince56]

Glad pantsu is doing her duty under the desk....

He's such a disrespectful pig. Imagine your husband talking about you this way. But I have to remember Amanda's a POS also.

I doubt she gives him blowjobs. Dealing with dickcheese & holding his gunt flaps up (let's be real, he ain't holding em up) is a lot of work for little pay load.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Fuck, yeah I hadn't considered that. I'd be wearing gloves and would absolutely put on an N-95 mask & face shield because thee is no way that this fat fuck doesn't have TB, but even so I'd hate that shit.

I'd just get one of those suits from Outbreak.

 

[veritarded]

I don’t really want either of them to win to be honest.

no wonder she doesn't have a bad word to say about meigh. doesn't want to be like those icky TERFs

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's such a disrespectful pig. Imagine your husband talking about you this way. But I have to remember Amanda's a POS also.

I doubt she gives him blowjobs. Dealing with dickcheese & holding his gunt flaps up (let's be real, he ain't holding em up) is a lot of work for little pay load.

She sucked Digi’s unwashed troon dick

 

[Cad an Hell]

In true lolcow fashion Ethan is oversharing on Twitter again. Ralph's paywall didn't make enough to be free and so Rofkin want $750 a month lol.

LOCALS ARC HERE WE GO!


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[TJBirish]

In true lolcow fashion Ethan is oversharing on Twitter again. Ralph's paywall didn't make enough to be free and so Rofkin want $750 a month lol.

LOCALS ARC HERE WE GO!

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Do you think it's going to start to dawn on him that his streams are slowly dying and he's getting to a point where it won't support his "lifestyle" anymore?