🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 34 42.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 38 47.5%

  • Total voters
    80
It's less that he's a misogynist, although he's that too, but that he is a very womanish man. Most of his insults against women are the sort of thing you'd hear from another woman. Or a gay man. And he's one of those too.
Y..you mean 21st century men don't say 'slatternly whore' a lot?

I need to update my vocab.
 

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Pretty sure the judge is going to react poorly to giving Ralph visitation, even with a prescription in hand, when they see Ralph passing out on stream and bragging about all the bars he does. Personally I think visitation should be dependent on Ralph pissing clean for a week straight. No booze, no Xanax, no weed. One week. The fat fuck won’t manage that he because he doesn’t love his son at all. What a loser!
 
Idk why ralph thinks gamergate was about 'hating women' vs 'getting favorable reviews for fucking the dudes reviewing your game'

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It wasn't "WE HATE WOMEN". It was "Wow its kind of fucked up she sucked dick and got good reviews and better initial sales." Kind of like pantsu...whos sole job is to suck his dick.
Bragging about being involved in Gamergate in the year 2023 is next level cringe.
 

Pretty sure the judge is going to react poorly to giving Ralph visitation, even with a prescription in hand, when they see Ralph passing out on stream and bragging about all the bars he does. Personally I think visitation should be dependent on Ralph pissing clean for a week straight. No booze, no Xanax, no weed. One week. The fat fuck won’t manage that he because he doesn’t love his son at all. What a loser!
Ralph wanting to see that kid is a fucking LARP. If that were his goal, he wouldn't have moved to Mexico or become an open drug addict. He just wants to pretend to be victimized by the court system to extract Meninist donations from Cozy viewers
 
Do you reckon Ralph will ever drug mule? He keeps crossing the border for retarded escapades and shows. I find it odd he never bitched about being stopped, and since he's a druggie, the cartels might feel better in paying him in product, which he would 100% prefer over money.
Besides the bunch of legal shit he got into, he seems to be trying to keep it to a minimum, e.g. he's still paying child support despite having the opportunity to literally tell them to fuck off, could it be that he might be contemplating it?
At one point during the retirement show he started randomly laughing and talking about how many bitches he had and how he was going to make a ton of money in Mexico. It wouldn't surprise me to find out Ralph is doing some basic work for the cartels in exchange for drugs.
>ralph
>working
Who knows
 
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Was that a cough I heard on stream the other night? Oh well, probably nothing to worry about.
I just wanted to say, that I don't even know if pigs could get tuberculosis.
But now I know that pigs can get tuberculosis.
 
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Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.
"legally binding"
What a dumb fuck. "Legal" or "prescribed" doesn't mean close to the same thing as "legally binding.". God, the stupid on this one.
 
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