Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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What's the current circulation of Dilbert, hundreds or >1000 newspapers? Rants going viral could get that slashed very quickly.
He's got enough money because he was a popular syndicated cartoonist in the last decade where it really meant something. Just think the guy who made Calvin & Hobbes retired in his 30s and has hardly made a peep since (and he famously prevented the strip from ever making the real fuck you money via cartoons and merch). These guys got paid well and with good investments they made a killing.

It would in all likelihood be a career boost for Scott if he were cancelled. I could see Fox News giving him a massive payday and making right wing Dilbert cartoons written by Greg Gutfeld's writers. And I'm not claiming Scott is a 4D Chess expert like our Savior to Israel Donald J Trump but he has enough capital to gamble on that.
 
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In this 2018 video Scott says he found out via tweet Kristina dumped him. This was BEFORE their marriage in 2020 and long before their divorce in 2022.
I believe his explanation as to how they got back together was that it was just a troll that hacked her twitter account, but I can't find the citation. It's hard to find information on as Kristina's current twitter only goes back to 2021 after a hack I might be misremembering as having happened in 2018.

The point is, what do you think the odds are a troll hacked Kristina's account and publicly dumped Scott as a joke vs she got fed up with Scott's shit and dumped him, but then decided she would hold on until a few years into marriage so she could get that sweet Dilbert money in divorce/alimony, so she told him "Hehe, I didn't really dump you Scotty, that was just a troll that hacked my account!" and he chose to believe it

25% of people are idiots after all...
 
He then segues into a fantasy he calls "Prisoner Island" in which he gets beaten and raped, but assures us that if you checked back in a year, everyone who molested him would be dead, and he would be King of Prisoner Island! He calls this his "operating system" because it's his most core self image, or as Freud would call it, Super Ego: him getting raped in prison but becoming top dog by the end of year purely through his Master Persuasion!
Redo of Dilbert
 
I leave the tread for a couple weeks and come back to find out the locals bong streams are real, and now we're doing the race realism arc. This is pretty greet. How long until we find out him and Ben are actually best friends and went to cartoon school together?

But the real question is: if Scott's so great and in control of everything why won't he manifest the no-blax edition of the simulation?
 
Someone several pages ago pointed out Scott's defense of the NXIVM cult. He also did a video where he says David Koresh did nothing wrong.

His stance on cults is that cult leaders are master persuaders or hypnotists and hypnosis can't make you do anything you don't really want to, therefore it's impossible for cult leaders to ever make their followers do something against their will, therefore everything cult leaders do is consentual and justified.

I'd think this contradicts Scott's repeated statements that "your opinions are assigned to you" and there is no free will. If that's the case, then you definitely could make followers believe they have to have sex with you because you're God or cutting off their balls and wrapping themselves in cellophane will send their souls to the Hale-Bopp comet, but as usual, Scott has cognitive dissonance
 

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