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He should do a crossover with Stonetoss called Nigbert.
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He's got enough money because he was a popular syndicated cartoonist in the last decade where it really meant something. Just think the guy who made Calvin & Hobbes retired in his 30s and has hardly made a peep since (and he famously prevented the strip from ever making the real fuck you money via cartoons and merch). These guys got paid well and with good investments they made a killing.What's the current circulation of Dilbert, hundreds or >1000 newspapers? Rants going viral could get that slashed very quickly.
In this 2018 video Scott says he found out via tweet Kristina dumped him. This was BEFORE their marriage in 2020 and long before their divorce in 2022.
I believe his explanation as to how they got back together was that it was just a troll that hacked her twitter account, but I can't find the citation. It's hard to find information on as Kristina's current twitter only goes back to 2021 after a hack I might be misremembering as having happened in 2018.
The point is, what do you think the odds are a troll hacked Kristina's account and publicly dumped Scott as a joke vs she got fed up with Scott's shit and dumped him, but then decided she would hold on until a few years into marriage so she could get that sweet Dilbert money in divorce/alimony, so she told him "Hehe, I didn't really dump you Scotty, that was just a troll that hacked my account!" and he chose to believe it
Wow, he’s never been this based before.Lol, look's like Scott is getting extra, turbo canceled here pretty soon
Starts around 13:20
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Did Ben permanently break his mind?Ben Garrison can't keep getting away with it.
now I may be diggin' but I could swear he basically did this before, as far back as "just after george floyd" but in his faggy "i'm saying that someone who was brilliant would say" way.Dilbert man calls for racial segregation? I think I actually do have that on my 2023 bingo card.
Redo of DilbertHe then segues into a fantasy he calls "Prisoner Island" in which he gets beaten and raped, but assures us that if you checked back in a year, everyone who molested him would be dead, and he would be King of Prisoner Island! He calls this his "operating system" because it's his most core self image, or as Freud would call it, Super Ego: him getting raped in prison but becoming top dog by the end of year purely through his Master Persuasion!
He's about 5 years away from becoming Francis E Dec esq.
OK now he's 6 months away.Lol, look's like Scott is getting extra, turbo canceled here pretty soon
Has that African-American gentleman never been to the ghetto? Is he implying that predominantly black communities are not conducive to a beautiful life? Bit racist.
Makes sense. He said one reason for the failure of his carton was that it was on UPN, which was known for black and raunchy sitcoms in the 90sI think Scott Adams is just holding a grudge against UPN.