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Nah, his hell would be a lot like his current life only without the ability to speak or tweet. I have no mouth and I must child. Also can't eat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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SCHIZO THEORY: Our entire world actually is a Hell specifically designed to torment him. ONA posters are unknowing demonic entities drawn to him and irresistibly compelled to torture him endlessly and infinitely. Pat's punishment is existing as Pat.
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Hell is other pepperoni.
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Now we know exactly why he gave up comedy (besides being just fucking awful); his narcissistic ego couldn't handle the criticism from other comedians or comedy fans- people who by their very nature are inherently witty and cutting.Forgive me if this is old news, but I dont remember ever reading anything from this old Pat account. Courtesy of our friend Brotherman BudDickman, I bring you Pat's Imgur 2015 account, where he posted his AWFUL stand-up jokes and surprise surprise: he doesn't exactly takes criticism very well. Huh, who could've have guessed?
If you ever feel bad for the Piggy, let this be a reminder: he was always a prideful fat condescending asshole, waaaay before the Brothermen came along.
First, just a taste of his lovely comment page:
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Nothing but pure joy in this man's soul.
Are you ready? Here we go!
1) Ripping Off George Carlin and getting called for it
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Patty rips off one of the greats, gets called out. But he has a fantastic justification for such blatant theft: he shook his hand once:
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Also, Pat may have been seen was seen giving him a handy afterwards. The events from this day were actually confirmed by Carlin later in life:
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Carlin stolen joke:
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2) On that same Carlin threat, a troll appears, but our professional witty comic has a hilarious clap-back!:
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Then an ACTUAL funny person shows the professional how to do it:
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3) Same condescending sassy asshole as today gets into a funny argument against another commenter who pegs Fatty ("I'm into things") for what he is: a dumb man who can't let shit go.
4) A tale as old as time: Actual Tough Guy(Tm) tells a random person that yes, he has a nightstick, and yeah.. he's done time in the slammer.
Hard.
Time.
(I'm guessing either Alcatraz or Chino).
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Please, don't ask what he was in for. The other inmates may listen and think is kinda weird the "gang that almost got their faces caved in the pavement" consisted of his pregnant wife and unborn daughter. Thank you.
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For real though, why is he so fucking bad at comedy? His jokes are just weird they're that bad. I'm still reeling from that fucking hodor joke. The fuck was that???
If Pat weren't such a sociopath I bet he could be hilarious. The shit he's had happen to him would make for a great self-deprecating act. Imagine him dealing with heckling irl: "NOOO child, you don't get to heckle me. You sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth, little nothing."
People would look at him like he's a fucking loon. Which is probably what happened a few times and hence why he quietly gave up the gay comedy arc.
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His hell would be the night of the lappening, only being laughed at by aTalkers and Norm Macdonald, whom only he can hear, repeating over and over.
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Speaking of ideas of Hell..
Pat Tomlinson & Anthony LoGatto comedy duo
Pat Tomlinson & Anthony LoGatto comedy duo
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Farms was down for a while so I just wanted to say Patrick is fat (and gay)
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Any ETA on when the knock is coming? I kind of want to do a few things before prison but I'm stuck waiting around all day every day, this is worse than the cable company. Anyone know if maybe they don't come on the weekends? I could use a few days off, maybe swing by Hooligan's for a bite to eat.
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"No stalker child, I will not give you the T-Virus vaccine.
If you continue to harass me I will contact the Umbrella Corporation, child"
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How time flies, it' the one year anniversary of General Fattons finest hour.
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The "Hidden Replies" might be the most in Twitter history
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Slow week on the Fatrickverse, so have some consolation content: Last clip I have from the ancient aliens show
one thing is for certain, if Patrick ever lays an egg he would abandon it
For future reference, here's all the clips from Strange Evidence I posted on this thread:
I think that's it. It covers seasons 4 and 7. He's also on S05 and S06 but I couldn't find live torrents for those. Same for the similar show he was on titled "NASA's Unexplained Files".
Has a man laid an egg???
one thing is for certain, if Patrick ever lays an egg he would abandon it
For future reference, here's all the clips from Strange Evidence I posted on this thread:
I think that's it. It covers seasons 4 and 7. He's also on S05 and S06 but I couldn't find live torrents for those. Same for the similar show he was on titled "NASA's Unexplained Files".
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In the replies, loads of people from Europe were saying how Pat should lead the west in this fight, joking he would do so much better than the current lot. As pat went to his watering hole, everyone clapped and cheered for him as he entered. The guys were happy for their pretty wives to kiss Pat and say how cool he was, and how Nicki should be thankful for such an insightful and strong man in her life.
Then he burped, remembered he is a fat cunt who smells like dead black children. And is a faggot.
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If you want people to take your show seriously, you shouldn't have an unfunny fat man who writes books no one reads and grinds black children into pepperoni
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While he wouldn't be much help in this conflict he would be the guy to solve the African child soldier problem and as a bonus, feed the entire continent.
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Definitely his dumbest tweet ever, and that's saying something! He is still very, very fat.
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Fun fact, #Milwaukee: A water balloon filled with $1 of piss thrown at Rick can arouse him as fast as $150,000 worth of niggeroni.
Please do have fun.
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Almost two years to the day since the final FINAL outline of "Herd Immunity" was sent to his agent. I guess that hope was misplaced. (I assume this and his Tiny Tim updates go directly into the spam folder).
